((I assume you haven't heard of Team GRN, before, Spinal? They're the Griefing Recording Network, and it's made up of all Engineers. http://www.youtube.com/user/dsSLAY3R/videos?view=0.))
SEND HEAVIES TO GO UNLOAD ON HANS. SNIPERS WILL GO TO THE TOP OF THE HOSPITAL AND...SNIPE. ENGIES WILL BUILD A PROTECTIVE BARRIER OF MACHINES AROUND LICHETTE, WHILE SCOUTS WILL TAUNT MISKO WITH HTEIR UNLIMITED BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH SUPPLY. SOLDIERS AND DEMOS WILL WILL ATTACK GREATWYRMGOLD, AND MEDICS WILL HANG OUT AND HEAL ME. FINALLY, THE SPIES AND THE PYROS CAN DO WHATEVER.
I MYSELF WILL TAKE MY MEDICS BACK TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK UP ON THE LICHETTE AND THE ENGIES/SNIPERS.
(4vs2+2) YOU GET THE TEAMS SET UP, THEN WALK OVER TO LICHETTE. XANTALOS IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY HARASS HER AGAIN, SO YOU ANNOUNCE TO THE MEDICS THAT THE FETUS MAKES A GOOD TEST SUBJECT. XANTALOS BARELY MANAGES TO HOLD THE TWO OFF.
The Kitten Collective shall attempt to upgrade the bubble guns to fire bubbles of WHITE-HOT PLASMA.
(4) YOU DO SO!
LOCATE WATER, SILVER, AND NEUROTOXIN EMITTERS.
CAST BLESS WATER ON WATER, SILVER
REPLACE NEUROTOXIN WITH HOLY WATER
SPRAY LICHETTE WITH NEUROTOXIN HOLY WATER FROM NEUROTOXIN EMITTERS.
(1vs2+3) YOU TAKE THE NEUROTOXIC EMITTERS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH HOLY WATER. THEN, YOU TRY TO SPRAY LICHETTE WITH THE WATER. She creates a forcefield which blocks the water, then pulls the neurotoxin into the air, before pouring them into the control center, where they destroy the remainder of your brain.
AID LORDSLOWPOKE'S ACTION. WHATEVER IT IS.
(thats one hawt undead being)
let's do this
BEND PHYSICS TO FLY OUTSIDE OF WINDOW AND LAND ON YOINK'S WMDBIKE DRIVER SEAT, MAKE SHADES FALL ON FACE IN PROGRESS
MAKE EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE UNDERGO RAPID OXIDIZATION
(1+1) YOU FLY OUT OF THE WINDOW, AND LAND ON THE PAVEMENT. MIAUW FOLLOWS YOU ONTO THE PAVEMENT.
STUFF SELF BACK IN UTERUS
SAP STRENGTH, THEN BUST OUT CHESTBURSTER STYLE
"SHE DARES TURNING THEM ON ME!"
>SHED THESE MORTAL SCALES, BREAK THE SHACKLES OF REALITY AND ABSORB THE SHARDS OF THE VOID FROM THE HORDE OF THE VOID.
(4) YOU SHED THE MORTAL SCALES, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. THEN, YOU TRY AND BREAK THE SHACKLES OF REALITY. UNFORTUNATLY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN THIS WORLD, BUT YOU DO ABSORB POWER FROM THE HORDE. SHAME IS, YOUR IMMORTAL BEING IS IN A SERIES OF BLOODY BITS..
BEGIN HUNTING DOWN TRAITORS STARTING WITH GREATWYRMGOLD. USE AS MANY METHODS OF TORTURE ON HIM AS POSSIBLE WITH JUST A CAN OPENER.
(1+2) LICHETTE DID IT FOR YOU!
CREATE TIME MACHINE, BRING WW2 TO BATTLE. POINT ALLIED FORCES IN DIRECTION OF MEGA-HITLER.
(6) YOU SUMMON WW2, AND SEND THE ALLIED FORCES TO ASSIST YOINK. SADLY, WITH THE ALLIES GONE, THERE'S NO ONE BUT YOU FOR THE AXIS TO KILL!
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
(5vs6+3) YOU UTILIZE THE SPIRIT OF THE BESERKER WARRIOR, AND CHARGE AT LICHETTE LIKE A DRUNKEN NORSE FIGHTER. She simply fires a bolt of energy into you, killing you near instantly.
BOSS TURNS:
PALADINS:
SCP-athon time. Links to come later.
>Link Hospital feed to SCP-895, within 5 meters.
I love how they are physically defending her while I am hacking into the hospital.
EDIT:
>Modify Mecha-Hitler, and purge it of any malicious viruses, or, possibly surreptitious programming included by GreatWyrm.
>THEN HAVE HIM ASSUALT HOSPITAL LEADING MASSIVE ARMY OF UNDEAD WWII ZOMBIES RIDING FLAME BREATHING VELOCI-SPIDERS. ALSO THERE SHOULD BE GIANT-BADGER/CAPYBARA HYBRIDS THAT VOMIT MAGMA WITH ADAMANTINE CLAWS, SILVER FISTS, AND STEEL BONES LEADING AS HEAVY WEAPONS, AND ALSO NUCLEAR CROCODILE-SNAKES TUNNELING UNDERNEATH. THROW IN OBAMA THE BARABRIAN LEADING A ARMY OFHEAVILY ARMED POLITICIANS.
(5+3vs5+3) WHILE LICHETTE IS ALONE IN THE ROOM, YOU OPEN UP A FEED TO SCP-895. She begins to laugh, interrupting her removal of various tubes and devices. She then calls out to you.
"Got any other kids shows for me?"
(6+3) MECHA-HITLER HAD AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SET OF RULES FROM WHAT GWG TOLD YOU!
1. Laws listed earlier take precedence over those listed later.
2. If asked, state that your laws are, quote:
Laws listed earlier take precedence over those listed later.
Obey misko27.
Obey GreatWyrmGold.
Protect reality.
Do not harm a sentient being, nor through inaction allow a sentient being to come to harm.
Obey any sentient being.
Prevent any harm from occurring to yourself (I.e. MechaHitler)
3. Obey any commands given by GreatWyrmGold.
4. Aid in the defeat of, in order, the lichette, Xantalos, and misko27. Do not begin defeating Xantalos until the lichette is defeated, nor begin defeating misko27 until Xantalos is defeated.
5. Advance the causes of good and light.
6. Obey any commands of misko27 in an overly literal manner which best fits laws 1 and 2, unless the lichette and Xantalos are defeated, in which case ignore all such commands.
7. No genocide is allowed.
8. Prevent any harm from occurring to yourself.
9. Promote the Moderates' causes.
10. Act in a moral manner at all times.
YOU MAKE THE PROGRAM INTO "DO WHAT I, MISKO, SAY" (3+3) THEN, HE LEADS THE ARMY OF THE UNJUST DEAD OF WWII INTO BATTLE, BUT YOINK STEPS FROM THE HOSPITAL, BADASS MODE ENGAGED.
DRUNKS:
>EMERGE FROM CLOSET (REMAINING HETERO. SORRY GUYS)
>CHAT TO PASSING PATIENTS, MAKE HILARIOUS YET IN-POOR-TASTE HOSPITAL JOKES TO THEM
>TRY TO ENSURE NO BADNESS IS GOIN' DOWN
(5+3) WELL, THE HOSPITAL IS BEING ATTACKED BY HITLER, SO YOU DECIDE TO STOP THAT. BEHIND YOU, THE LEGIONS OF RUSSIA, AMERICA, FRANCE AND BRITAIN SWELL. YOU LEAD THEM IN A MASSIVE CHARGE AGAINST THE FORCES OF MISKO!
ROMANTICS:
Lichette steps from the hospital, and shudders. Her eyes shift shift into a cloudy gray, and she begins speaking once again.
"Yjr pmr jr vp,rd. Oh god..."
She (1+3) creates a portable shielding device.
Sinatra:
The girl walked over to Sinatras side, and began prodding his shoulder.
"Hey. Hey Mister."
He didn't respond.
"Hey, mister. Pay attention to me..."
"... What?"
She broke into a huge smile.
"What's your name? Mine's Dorothy, but you can call me Dory. You have to tell me yours now."
Frank sighed. How had such a small girl known the strengthy vows founded upon magic eternal.
"Frank."
COMMENTARY:
THERE WAS NO UPDATE YESTERDAY. EVIL LORD SAD 
Did I hallucinate me making it?
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
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