PUT ON TOTALLY LEGIT(TM) LICHETTE SUIT 9000
DANCE WITH DIRG
(1vs4+2) YOU PUT ON A PINK ELEPHANT SUIT AND HUMP DIRGS LEG. HE SCREAMS SOMETHING IN JAPANESE, STARTS SINGING, AND KICKS YOU OUT A WINDOW.
(did i just make rocket porn? that is WRONG.)
OFFER STUDIOS TAPE IF THEY GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL AND A BEER.
(3) THEY GIVE YOU A DRUGGED BEER, AND THEY RIDE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS. DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT EITHER.
...WHAT HAVE I DONE?
CONSIDER OFFERS FROM STUDIOS. WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING ME?
ANYWAYS...AS MISKO IS CURRENTLY MY "BOSS," MAKE A MECHAHITLER FOR HIM WITH ASIMOV'S THREE LAWS MODIFIED TO SUIT HIM.
(2+3vs5) YOU CREATE A MECHAHITLER, AND PROGRAM IS WITH ASIMOVS 3 LAWS, OF COURSE THEM ALL MODIFIED TO BE MISKO INSTEAD OF HUMANS IT OBEYS. MISKO, IT SEEMS LEGIT.
Search WMD bike for weapons which are not capable of making galaxies go kaboom.
(3) BUBBLE GUNS.
>SUMMON HORDES OF THE VOID AND ASSAULT THE LICHETTE
(1vs2+3) YOU SUMMON HORDES OF THE VOID, WHO WALK UP TO THE HOSPITAL, AND LOOK MENACING. LICHETTE CASTS CHARM ON THEM, AND THEY TURN ON YOU FASTER THAN ROMNEY ON PBS. YOU HAVE BEEN DISEMBOWELED.
COOK FOOD BETTER, MAKE IT SPICY LIKE THE SUN!
(4) IT'S LIKE EATING A PEPPER. WHOOPEE.
Once more, summon the RED an BLU teams, but add in some team GRN in there too.
Take my teams and go to the nearest mall.
(4) YOU SUMMON A TYPICAL RED, BLU AND GREEN TEAM. 3 OF EACH CLASS.
MOVE TO LICHETTE'S WOMB
BEGIN GROWING AS UNHOLY FETUS, SAPPING HER STRENGTH (ie, -1)
(6+2vs4+3) YOU MOVE TO LICHETTES WOMB, AND SAP HER STRENGTH. MOMENTS LATER, YOU HEAR HER TALK ABOUT ABORTIONS. SHIT.
START CRAFTING GOLEMS TO HELP PROTECT LICHETTE WHILE SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
(3+2) YOU CRAFT A STONE GOLEM, WHO WALKS OVER TO LICHETTE AND SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT XANTALOS AND WOMB. SHE GETS RATHER STEAMED.
Set the Hospital on fire.
Always thinking outside the box. I wish I had a actual Hierarchy just so I could promote you. Seriously, I'm just sending nasty letters to here.
Y U NO UP-DAT?
(1) YOU DIP YOURSELF IN KEROSENE, LIE DOWN NEXT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND USE A LIGHTER ON YOURSELF. OH NO! THE HOSPITAL IS STONE...
SINATRA:
The girl stood, and walked over to Frank, sitting down by him. She copied Sinatras grim, serious expression, so he turned away. She walked over to sit by him again.
"Hey!"
"..."
BOSS TURNS:
Drunks:
OH, BEFORE I FORGET
>WANDER OUT MID NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION TO ENSURE WMD-BIKE IS OK
>ACTUALLY JUST PARK IT IN HALL OUTSIDE HOSPITAL ROOM
...WITHOUT HARMING ANYONE (UNLESS THEY ARE BAD)
>THEN RETURN TO HAWT NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION IN CLOSET
(2+3) YUP. A GALAXY DESTROYING WEAPON, OUTSIDE OF A HOSPITAL ROOM OF ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS ALIVE. MAKE OUT TIEM! YOU GO AND CONTINUE THE SESSION.
>WANDER OFF, CHAT UP HOTTEST NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL
>GO PLAY "DOCTOR" IN SUPPLY CLOSET
>ALSO, HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES? HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES. THEY HAVE SOME AWESOME SNACKS IN THOSE
(1+3) YOU CHAT UP THE MOST AVERAGE NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL, AND (6+3) USE YOUR "TONGUE DEPRESSER" ON HER. (2+3) THEY ARE INDEED DELICIOUS.
PALADIN
Damn it. Time for Real Evil plan. Have them do, *pause for dramatic effect* The Hanged King's Tragedy. Also remember to link live feed to Lichette's hospital room. Its about time that someone illustrate why this was almost upgraded to keter. Also, evacuate Wrex from the area. No need to kill everyone.
(6+3vs6+3) YOU HAVE THEM PERFORM THE HANGED KINGS TRAGEDY, A LONG WITH A LIVE FEED TO LICHETTES HOSPITAL ROOM. WHEN THE MADNESS AND VIOLENCE BEGINS HOWEVER, LICHETTE DESTROYS THE SCP. THE PLAY THEN DISSOLVES AS PEOPLE REALIZE THEY WANTED TO KILL EACHOTHER.
ROMANTIC:
(3+4vs5+2) ABORTION SUCCESS. XANTALOS IS SPAT OUT, A DRY SHRIVELED AND EVIL FETUS.
COMMENTARY:
For what Lichette looks like, imagine this outfit:
But on a very pale female mage.
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
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