JOIN LEGION IN DEFENDING THE CHURCH. HAND OUT M16S TO LEGION.
(3) YOU AND THE LEGION DEFEND THE CHURCH AGAINST NOTHING. YOU HOWEVER, ARE BEING ATTACKED. BY A DEMON WEREWOLF THING.
The kitten collective attempts resume its natural swarm form. And shall proceed to fuck Misko up. With its many needle-sharp teeth and claws.
(1) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A SWARM OF MOSQUITOS. DAMN IT. (2v2+3) THEN, YOU SWARM ABOUT MISKO, BUSTING YOUR NEEDLES UPON HIS SCALY HIDE.
Ferociously maul Corai
WOOF FOR THE WOOF GOD, HOWL FOR THE HOWL THRONE.
(3+1vs3) YOU LEAP AT CORAI, AND GIVE HIS LEG A BITE. IT BLEEDS A LITTLE. LIKE A PAPERCUT.
"Well here, as a symbol of my gratitude, I'll make the rings! Sound good? Good."
Forge wedding rings for Dirg and lichette.
(4vs6+3) YOU FORGE THE RINGS ACCORDING TO YOUR PLAN, AND PRESENT THEM TO LICHETTE, SO SHE CAN MAKE THE FINAL JUDGEMENT.
"Aww, that's sweet of y-..."
Her kind smile quickly shifts into a hatred-filled glare, and holds the rings out.
"These are cursed."
(1vs5+3) She crushes the rings in one hand, and grabs you with the other. Then, she slams you into a wall, before throwing the cursed gold dust into your eyes. They rob you of your powers, and you fall from the wall, onto your hands and knees. She brings her leg up, then snaps it onto your neck before leaving your corpse behind.
Respawn, grab sword, and try not to fall onto it. That's enough. Take Arceus Form and try...Judgement, on Misko.
(2) YOU GRAB THE SWORD BY THE BLADE, CAUSING MAGIC TO COURSE THROUGH YOUR BODY, WHICH DISSOLVES YOUR BODY.
ACTIVATE PLAN.
PLAN BEING PM'D TO SPINAL_TAPER
REMIND WORLD THAT I AM A MODERATE
(2vs2+3) DIRG AND THE LICHETTE WALK UP TO THE ALTAR, AND THE TURRET CHOIR BEGIN TO GLOW AND SING. THEN, THEY SHOOT BULLETS.
Lichette holds out her hand, and the air becomes rigid, launching bullets back at the choir, which is torn to small metal shards. (6vs5+3) Then, she turns to Greatwyrm, and begins to glow. She rushes after GreatWyrm, and pulls a foot-long shard from the remainder of the choir, and wields it like a blade. She swings it about, and shoves it into GreatWyrms cranial cavity.
"THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD SHALL BE ANNIHILATED FOR HIS INSOLENCE!"
>SHIELD SELF THEN ASSAULT AND ANNIHILATE RANDOM NUMBER GOD
(5) YOU SHIELD YOURSELF FROM POSSIBLE MISROLLS. (6) THEN, YOU ATTACK THE RNG. IT REALLY DOESN'T CARE, I'M SORRY.
"GO AWAY SUPER SINATRA I HAVE YOUR UNDERPANTS"
>DRINK TO THE MEMORY OF ALL THOSE FALLEN IN THIS SENSLESS CONFLICT
>BUT ESPECIALLY TRAVOLTA
(4+1,4+1) YOU TAKE A LONG DRINK FROM YOUR RUM, AND SINATRA IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR SORROW. ONCE HE LEAVES, YOU TAKE ANOTHER LONG SHOT, AND FEEL A POWER WITHIN YOUR CORE. EITHER YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK, OR TRAVOLTA HAS JOINED YOU SPIRITUALLY, UNITING YOUR TWO HALVES.
AN HERO
(5) YOU LOST YOUR iPod.
THIS SUPER SINTARA MUST DIE, DEATH TO THE LICH!
ATTACK SUPER SINTARA!
(3) YOU ASSAULT SINATRA, BUT YOUR ATTACKS BOUNCE FROM HIS VOCAL CHORDS OF STEEL.
ALLY WITH SINATRA
SMITE RNG FOR REFUSING TO PROCESS PREVIOUS ACTION
(4) HE ACCEPTS SAID PROPOSITION. (5) THEN, YOU ATTACK THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD.
JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.
DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
Indeed, BFFL. For shame.
AGREED. plan a party for all
Buy trans-dimentional hookers (male and female), beer, vadka, juju busters, and chocolate with the billions of boondollars that I have saved up
INVITE THE RNG AND GM
Host the most awesome batchler party ever.
Drug everyone so they dont remember what happened.
(3) CRACK WHORES, HOORAY!
USE HIDDEN POWERS OF TRUE HYBRID SUPERPOWERED CORPSE/MAGIC..CHAINMAIL....THING(?) FORM TO DO HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THINGS TO MISKO...and maybe recieve a bonus? 
(6vs6+3)"I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MOMMY!"
YOU LET OUT A SUPER INTIMIDATING BATTLE CRY AS YOU ATTACK MISKO. THOUGH YOUR SKILLS ARE GREAT, HE DISSOLVES YOU WITH HATRED BEAMS.
Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.
((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. ))
((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))
... Owned.
Seriously, it would be much cooler if he just gave you your own sword. We could bladelock, and I'd smack you over the head with a shovel, which will ultimately end up causing your demise. Then you could promptly pick it up and toss it at my face, killing us both. What do you say?
I say give me the fucking sword. Just give up. All you can do is mildly inconvienence me. I see your bargaining as a sign of weakness, because you have no one backing your action. You are lost and alone, little boy. Give in.
GIVE. ME. THE. SWORD.
Not an action. Sorry Spinal.
((It's an action, because I can't find another one.))
(6+1) YOU GRAB THE SWORD, USING THE HOLY STRENGTH GRANTED BY MISKO. ALL THE STRENGTH GRANTED BY MISKO PROVES TOO MUCH FOR YOUR BODY, SO IT EXPLODES.
FIND SPECIES WITH BEST CYBORG ADVANCEMENT AND HAVE THEM REPLACE MY BRAIN WITH AN AK-47
(2) THEY REPLACE YOUR BRAIN WITH AIR.
BOSS TURNS:
Paladin:
"Other races? Ha! Man is the superior being, constantly adapting to defeat any foe. Other races are stuck in their ways, while man adapts ever onward. It is his nature to 'corrupt' and 'pervert', for no object is pure without his work. THAT is why man fears a adapting foe, it fears a equal. Since man's birth upon the savannahs of africa, he has used the inferiors, bettering them, perfecting them, remaking them to fit in his world. Man is the ruler, he who bends objects to fit in his designs. The realm of the man-made spreads, all-consuming, assimilating, to lead the world to TRUE EQUALITY. Others are irrelevant! You are just a altruistic old fool, uncapable of understanding that with real progress, there are those who will live, and those who will die."
Aid the imcompetent Hanslanda, Purify him with the cleverness of man, gift to him the sword he seeks.
Aid the equally incompetent Wrex, and Anihalate the GreatWyrm
*As I turn away say ominously* "Bye Bye Lichy, See you at the Wedding..."
THEIR INCOMPETENCE CONTINUES TO PLAGUE YOU!
Romantic:
Lichette stands over GreatWyrms corpse, sniffling a little. She goes to stand outside of the chapel, before leaping up onto it, and scanning the area for Misko. Once she finds him, she runs over to him, and forms a blade and shield from pure mana.
"I was thinking about what you said. You're wrong. All other races adapt, they change, and many of them could simply wipe out humanity. The Gallifreyans could travel backwards in time, and simply destroy the humans while they were tribes. But they choose not too. They know that everyone deserves a chance, that everyone has the strength to change the world. That's true equality, not forcing others to bend to your whim! You, and your false ideals, and your false equality, that's everything that's wrong with humanity! You are the poison that has killed the spiritual life within humans! And I, Lichette Tryiam Gerundar, am going to be its cure!"
(6+3) She gives a speech, before a golden shield of light forms around her, which glows with a near blinding light. She holds her shield and blade in a position perfect for blocking or parrying, and awaits Miskos first blow.
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
I have an idea!
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
Arch-Conservative, but opposed to that child Misko.Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
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