Be NOT dead, and ATTACK HANSLANDA WITH MY SWORD OF DESTINY!
That Hans now has.
Okay, scatch that, PULL THE BLADE OUT OF HANSLANDA AND *THEN* ATTACK HIM.
(6) YOU RIP THE BLADE FROM HANSLANDAS BODY, PULLING ON IT WITH SUCH FORCE, THAT IT SMASHES INTO YOU, KILLING YOU AS WELL.
Begin wedding ceremony.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
(4) THE WEDDING BEGINS! LICHETTE LEAPS BACK AND FORTH FROM THE AISLE AND DEFENDING THE AREA FROM MISKO.
Begin wedding ceremony.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
All this.
Attend wedding, as security.
(6) YOU ATTEND THE WEDDING AS SECURITY. YOU ARE PLACED WITHIN A REALLY TIGHT, MUSCLEBINDING SUIT.
"...You know what? I just realized something. I entered this realm a long time ago. What was it, at... *breaks 4th wall* page 13? Anyway, 'twas a while ago. And I've struggled against the lichette's might for all that time. What has it gotten me? Nothing except pain, suffering and insanity. I've had bones broken, my body burned, been mentally tortured, been slashfic'd, you name it, it's been done to me. And for what? Nothing, except the promise that the lichette would be defeated. Again, that gets me nothing. She wasn't even doing anything evil, just standing there. We were the ones who started the fight. All this time, she's just been fighting for her own unlife. And who are we to take that away from her? Hell, I don't even hate her anymore. The only reason I did was because she was not dying. Not letting me complete my objective. You know what? Screw that. I want to be on the winning side for once." *Turns to Dirg and Lichette* "Can you forgive me? Before, I didn't see you as a person. You were just an obstacle. An objective to complete, and I was frustrated that it wasn't getting done. But now I see that your love is true, and that could start something wonderful if we just stepped aside and allowed it to happen." *Approaches Dirg and lichette* "In fact, I think I could help you. But please forgive me for what I've done. For what we've all done. Dirg knows me; we used to be friends, before...you, lichette. But I should be willing to look past that. Please, forgive me. Please?" Defect to lichette's side and start showing them templates for potential universes. "Would you like a particular one? We have literally infinite choices here."
The Lichette smiles at you in gratitude.
"Maybe after the crisis is ended, okay?"
What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
(3) YOU KICK HIS SHINS! IT DENTS A SCALE!
Well shit. I've got a sword lodged in my viscera and Xantalos has decided we're all too destructive for his tastes.
Prevent Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By drawing it, and killing him with it.
(6) YOU RISE FROM THE DEAD, GRAB THE SWORD FROM GREENS BODY, AND STAB THE CORPSE. THE EXERTION SNAPS YOUR LEGS, DROPPING YOU ONTO THE SWORD.
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SUMMON THE MECHALIZARD AND USE IT AS AN ANTENNA WITH WHICH TO CAST SLOW ON EVERYTHING
>GO TO WEDDING
>MAKE TOAST TO DECEASED TRAVOLTA
>DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE
(6) YOU START SCREAMING ABOUT JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND HOW EASILY HIS BLOOD FLOWED. THAT'S WHEN YOU NOTICE SUPER-SINATRA BEHIND YOU. HE DOESN'T LOOK PLEASED.
((Go ahead and put me back to just +2 if ya want Spinal)) "Xantalos, if you mean what you say, then I shall welcome you with open arms." ASSIST LICHETTE IN HER NEXT ACTION, IF NOT POSSIBLE, THEN JUST KILL WREX FOR INSULTING LICHETTE. ALSO GET CLEANED UP AND PUT ON APPROPRIATE ATTIRE FOR THE WEDDING.
(4) YOU RUN UP BESIDE LICHETTE, DRESSED IN A SUIT. EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GO!
IN SPIRIT FORM, ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH. ALSO SHIELD SELF FROM ANY POTENTIAL BACKFIRES
(1) YOU ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEM OTRACS, THE INFAMOUS KILLER WHO IS ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED. (5) MAYBE PUT UP YOUR SHIELD BEFORE YOUR WEAPON NEXT TIME, YES?
LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
This is my form.
THE TIGER SHAL JOIN THE LICHETTE
(actual turn:)
AID CORAI IN WEDDING SECURITY
(5) YOU JOIN CORAI, BUT MANAGE TO AVOID HAVING TO WEAR A TIGHT SUIT.
The Kitten Collective shall disperse into its natural form. That did not go as planned. We were not supposed to meld into a single hideously malformed blob of flesh. We were just supposed to cling together in the shape of a humanoid. Anywhozits, after dispersing into swarm form, we shall attend the wedding, acting as security to help prevent it from being crashed. Love shall prevail, humanity shall be freed.
(1) YOU DISPERSE INTO THE FORM OF A YARD WASTE BIN, THEN (1) ARE RAIDED BY ASSHOLE RACOONS.
Damn all that buildup and Spinal forgets my action...
NEW PLAN, REVEAL MY ULTIMATE SECRET OF SECRETNESS ALL WHILE BETRAYING THE CRAP OUT OF MISKO HOPEFULLY GAIN SOME KIND OF BONUS OR SOMETHING...
"SO MISKO, You truly believed that I was on your side? Now I know that you are wondering why I have betrayed you....well let me tell you why Misko because they *points to Lich and Dirg* ARE MY PARENTS!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Even they do not know, because I have carefully concealed my form and they are not yet aware of their destiny, but one day in the future, which seeing how we are at the beginning of time, could be any time ever, THEY WILL GET IT ON, AND THEN I SHALL BE BORN!!!! And do you know what they call me?....MARVIN....."
(3) Lichette gives you a wierd stare, then shrugs it off, and watches as you rush Misko.
BOSS TURN:
PALADIN:
Actions Influenced by SCP Foundation
Rage Time:
"You, be done with me? Hah. I AM MAN. I am the sum total of his madness, his monstrosity. Every nightmare composed by the human soul, every wake of fear that has lived, every single base or selfish human emotion that exists, I am. I'm Jealousy. I'm Spite and Hate, to The Core I'm Mean. I'm merely Human. And, on behalf of the Human race, you are not welcome on this plane, anymore."
Retaliate, Destory the minds of all nearby with the Voices of the Damned. Let all who would make me suffer feel the suffering that I have endured through the ages. Scar and Corrupt them, sparing not a single thought, until their minds can never escape the darkness deep in their soul. Till every dream is a nightmare, every breath a terror, every waking moment an endless torture from which only the sweet embrace of death can release them.
"...You know what? I just realized something. I entered this realm a long time ago. What was it, at... *breaks 4th wall* page 13? Anyway, 'twas a while ago. And I've struggled against the lichette's might for all that time. What has it gotten me? Nothing except pain, suffering and insanity. I've had bones broken, my body burned, been mentally tortured, been slashfic'd, you name it, it's been done to me. And for what? Nothing, except the promise that the lichette would be defeated. Again, that gets me nothing. She wasn't even doing anything evil, just standing there. We were the ones who started the fight. All this time, she's just been fighting for her own unlife. And who are we to take that away from her? Hell, I don't even hate her anymore. The only reason I did was because she was not dying. Not letting me complete my objective. You know what? Screw that. I want to be on the winning side for once." *Turns to Dirg and Lichette* "Can you forgive me? Before, I didn't see you as a person. You were just an obstacle. An objective to complete, and I was frustrated that it wasn't getting done. But now I see that your love is true, and that could start something wonderful if we just stepped aside and allowed it to happen." *Approaches Dirg and lichette* "In fact, I think I could help you. But please forgive me for what I've done. For what we've all done. Dirg knows me; we used to be friends, before...you, lichette. But I should be willing to look past that. Please, forgive me. Please?" Defect to lichette's side and start showing them templates for potential universes. "Would you like a particular one? We have literally infinite choices here."
I must say I am surprised, but not very.
(2+5v5+3) YOU RELEASE A WAVE OF DARK PSIONIC ENERGY, WHICH FIRES OFF IN A CIRCLE. LICHETTE TAKES SOME ENERGY FROM DIRG, AND DISSEMINATES MOST OF IT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. UNFORTUNATLY, SHE IS UNABLE TO STOP IT FROM ATTACKING YOINK, WHO IS MADE EVEN MORE DRUNK AND DEPRESSED.
ROMANTIC:
(6+3v4+3)
"Man? MAN? Is that all you have the power of? You honestly believe that Man is the only species of power on this plane? The only species with emotions? I hate to bust your fantasy, but here's a glimpse of the other species."
She waves her hand, and a legion of species appear behind her. Though only one representative of each species appear, they seem to fill the near infinite plane.
"Elves, Klingon, Protoss and Gallifreins. All of these exist in the primordial plane, just as much as man. Each of them posseses the same power, the same strength as man. Do you see now, the ignorance and egotism of your beliefs?"
The legion moves around the church to defend it and those within it.
COMMENTARY
C'mon guys, OOC thread.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
I have an idea!
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
Arch-Conservative, but opposed to that child Misko.Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
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