USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.
(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO USE YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS TO UN-FREEZE YOURSELF, BUT THE GM GIVES YOU THE COLD SHOULDER. ALSO, HE KILLS YOU.
CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO BE UNMADE AROUND DIRG
REMOVE HIS POWER (his +2) and give it to Wrex.
(1) YOU TRY TO UNMAKE AN UNEXISTING UNIVERSE, AND END UP INCREASING DIRGS BONUS!
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
(3) YOU TAKE THE
, THEN YOU HEAD OVER TO THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HALL, AND STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. THEY TAZE YOU, AND THROW YOU OUT OF THE WAY.
Invite everyone who doesn't want to kill them to Dirg and the boss's wedding. Start wedding.
Indeed I do.
Hinder Great WyrmGold's wedding preparations
(4,1) GREATWYRM CALLS UPON THE VAST MINORITY OF THE PLAYERS IN THIS RTD TO HEAD TO DIRG AND LICHETTES WEDDING. WREX STANDS OUTSIDE, DANCING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SCARE THEM OFF. HE'S TOO GOOD!
>RECONSTITUTE FORM FROM SHREDS
THE PACE OF CREATION MUST BE STOPPED. LOVE INCREASES IT.
PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
>THIS STILL STANDS.
(2) SOMEWHERE, IN THE PRE-UNIVERSE, A PILE OF SHREDS SHAKES A LITTLE.
Well, since I now have my own body and no longer forced to take care of the lichette, I should take this time to think about whose side I am on, give up, and leave it to the roll a of a four sided die. because the rng makes the best choices.
Wish that GM would stop forgetting me
WELCOME TO THE ROMANTICS.(1)
Take the sword from Greenstarfanatic! And buy some peanuts!
(1v6) YOU RUSH GREENSTAR, WHO HOLDS THE BLADE IN YOUR DIRECTION MENACINGLY. THEN, DECIDING THAT LETTING YOU SMASH INTO IT WOULD BE TOO DULL, HE THROWS IT AT YOU, WHICH PIERCES YOUR CHEST AND TEARS YOUR ORGANS TO SHREDS.
ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
(4+5vs5+3) CORAI AND DIRG FOCUS THEIR POWER AND BONUSES, AND LAUNCH A FULL-OUT MENTAL ASSAULT ON MISKO. THEIR COMBINED FORCE CRASHES INTO HIM WITH INTENSE POWER, DETONATING AND BLOWING SOME SCALES OFF OF IT.
"TRAVOLTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>MOURN THE FALLEN TRAVOLTA
>THEN GATHER UP MAGICAL TRAVOLTA-BLOOD, MIX IT WITH TEARS AND HAIR CREAM AND USE IT TO FORCE MY HAIR INTO AWESOME QUIFF, HOPEFULLY GRANTING ME SUPER-AWESOME POWERS AND ALL THAT
>LIKE A +2 BONUS OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW
>CMON IT'S TRAVOLTA, THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING RIGHT
(4, 6, 2) TRAVOLTAS FUNERAL IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D EXPECT, BUT YOU RAIDING THE COFFIN AFTERWARDS AND DRAINING THE BLOOD FOR ODD ALCHEMY WAS NOT. DESPITE YOUR NOW MAGNIFICENT HAIR, NO BONUS IS ACQUIRED.
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
THE LIGHTSABERTOOTHED TIGER SHALL JOIN THE TIME LORDS TOO.
LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
Yeah, i think you missed me.
Anyway,
SURGICALLY USE LIGHTSABERS TO CUT AWAY MISKO'S VOICE
(1) YOU RUN AT MISKO, AND DIVE INTO THE MONSTROSITIES MOUTH, DIVING FOR THE VOICE BOX. OH WOW, THAT'S REALLY CORROSIVE AND HURTING.
SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.
I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS
GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING
(2) YOU AND THE BARDS STAND OUTSIDE THE WEDDING PLACE, WHEREVER IT IS NOW, AND CHANT, TRYING TO OPEN UP A RIFT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. YEAH, TALKING ISN'T ALL THAT MAGICAL. (6) ESPECIALLY WHEN WHAT YOU'RE CHANTING IS THE LYRICS TO THE CHURCH MUSIC BEING PLAYED WITHIN.
Boss Turns:
USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? REMOVE HIS SEXY. REMOVE ALL HIS SEXY. AND YOINK. THROW IN *PICKS RANDOM DUDE* CORAI TOO.
OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.
SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS
I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.
I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!
(1+3vs6, 6+3vs6, 1+3vs1, 6+3vs4)
YOU LAUGH MANIACALLY, AND HURL GRENADES COMPOSED OF THE BITTERNESS OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONE. YOINK EASILY DODGES THE PROJECTILE, WHILE GREEENSTAR TRIES TO MATRIX OUT OF THE WAY, AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE. VORTHON RIPS OPEN HIS SHIRT, CRYING THAT HE CAN TAKE IT, BUT HAS ALL ATTRACTIVENESS DRAINED. BUKIT TRIES TO DODGE, BUT IT DETONATES BY HIS ARM, SUCKING AWAY HIS PLATONIC ATTRACTIVENESS.
Lichette:
Lichette walks towards Misko, her magical aura batting shrapnel and magical bolts out of the way as she makes her way to her foe. A quick exhalation passes through her nostrils, then she gives Misko a glare that would kill.
"...I'm done with you."
She holds her man out to the side, where a ball of energy forms in her hand. She brings it around, and hurls it at Misko. (4+3vs1+3) It twists and turns midair, crashing into his side, where it detonates and blows a crater in Miskos side. Ill-wishes and hatred pour from the wound, taking the form of an inky black liquid.
COMMENTARY
Maybe I should make it so you guys can't modify bonuses, and restore Dirgs to normal.
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +3, with Buff (+2,+1)
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
Arch-Conservative, but opposed to that child Misko.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: Xantalos +2
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Wat:bukkitdinos
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
SOME OTHER BLOKES
I have an idea!
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
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