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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 649278 times)

Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1815 on: October 03, 2012, 01:25:55 am »
(Trololo.) Thank you, Hans. My persuasion skills are going UP! A shame you couldn't accept my offer, Dirg, but I had to try. You know, business.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1816 on: October 03, 2012, 02:51:19 am »
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COME INTO EXISTENCE





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ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION



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THE DEFECTED DEMOCRAT SHALL AWAKE ONCE MORE FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER




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Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
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Xantalos

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1817 on: October 03, 2012, 02:56:01 am »
Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1818 on: October 03, 2012, 05:35:57 am »
THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL LORDSLOWPOKE HAS COME!

A GIANT WINGED CRYSTAL TURTLE. ITS SHELL MENACES WITH SPIKES OF GOAT BONE AND IS ADORNED WITH MASTERWORK RUNES BY AN UNKNOWN ARTISAN. BEWARE ITS NOXIOUS LICK!

DEPLOY TACTICAL COMBAT THEME

SUMMON BARD DEMON ARMY
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1819 on: October 03, 2012, 06:08:00 am »
Quote from: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 11:01:53 pm
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May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.
A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...
You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?
Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.

No it dosen't.
My stroy is Straaight. Why can't lizard people from space have collectives and lay eggs in anuses?
Democrats cannot be alien lizard people and humans who have eggs laid in them.

PREPARE WEDDING FOR DIRG AND LICHETTE IN MISKOPALIAN CHAPEL.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1820 on: October 03, 2012, 06:35:58 am »
I have no idea what i should do. 10 pages in one night is a bit too much for me.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1821 on: October 03, 2012, 06:40:13 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 06:35:58 am
I have no idea what i should do. 10 pages in one night is a bit too much for me.
Have you tried killing yourself? I've never done it personally, But I've heard some wonderful things about it.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1822 on: October 03, 2012, 06:40:47 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 02:56:01 am
Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?
I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.

ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.

BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.

ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.

I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.

MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.

I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL
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Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
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miauw62

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1823 on: October 03, 2012, 06:41:34 am »
I have an idea!
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1824 on: October 03, 2012, 06:43:23 am »
Quote from: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 06:40:47 am
Quote from: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 02:56:01 am
Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?
I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.

ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.

BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.

ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.

I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.

MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.

I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL

* LordSlowpoke hands ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL a CHAOTIC NEUTRAL hat.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, THE REALITY BUSTER BOMBS ARE ON YOUR LEFT, HERE'S A COMPLIMENTARY CORPSE OF AN INNOCENT
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1825 on: October 03, 2012, 06:48:05 am »
THERE WILL BE NO MORE CLUBS. NO MORE NEUTRALITY. NO MORE CHAOS. NO MORE CORPSES AND NO MORE INNOCENTS. BUT I WILL KEEP THE HAT AND ANNIHILATE IT LAST.
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miauw62

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1826 on: October 03, 2012, 07:02:41 am »
Join the side of the light-saber-toothed tiger! I have lightsabers for teeth and i'm the third largest land mammal!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1827 on: October 03, 2012, 07:03:29 am »
What, bigger than Baluchatherium?
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1828 on: October 03, 2012, 07:42:46 am »
Whoops, i think i ment land carnivore. (assuming that a saber toothed tiger is about the size of a normal tiger)

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Oliver Hirschbiegel called, he wants you to play Hitler in Downfall 2.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #1829 on: October 03, 2012, 09:26:29 am »
THE PACE OF CREATION MUST BE STOPPED. LOVE INCREASES IT.

PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.

>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
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