PLACE FILLED FOOD AND WATER BOWL OUT FOR MIAUW62. CALL MORGAN FREEMAN GOD UP AND ASK FOR FAVOR OF STOPPING OTHER HEROES FROM HARMING LICHETTE.
Losing? I think not.
*speech time*
I'm the GOP. I'm now capable of subverting everyone, including God. No, ESPECIALLY GOD. I am now capable of bending the laws of reality, OF COMMANDING THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF OVER 150 MILLION PEOPLE! SCREW FREEMAN, A GOD AM I.
FOLLOWERS, NOW IS THE TIME. STREAM FROM YOU HOMES, EN MASSE, TO FORM MY ARMY. BUILD MY WORKS, STATUES TO MY GLORY. STRAIN THYSELVES IN HOPELESS ENDEVAERS, AS YOU ARE RULED HEART AND SOUL BY MYSELF! RISE, RISE, RISE FROM THE ASHES OF LIBERAL AMERICA, OF COMMUNIST DIRG, AND SOCIALIST LICHETTE, TO FORM A NEW EMPIRE, THE LIKES OF WHICH SHALL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN! WE WILL RULE THIS EARTH, WITH I AT ITS HEAD, WITH SATAN AT MY HAND. WE WILL FORM ARMIES GREATER THEN ThAT OF ALEXANDER, OF WASHINGTON. NAPOLEAN HIMSELF WOULD QUIVER IN FEAR.
MY FOLLOWERS, WE WILL BANISH FROM THIS EARTH THOUGHT, PEACE, LOVE, UNTIL ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE EMPIRE. WE WILL EXTERMINATE THE UNPURE, THE LOVING, ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN THE PATH TO TOTAL VICTORY. ALL THAT WILL REMAIN IS THE EMPIRE FORGED FROM THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH, TO RULE IT ALL. WE WILL NOT STOP THERE. OUR ARMIES, WILL SURGE ACROSS THE PLAINS OF EXISTANCE, TAKING THE FIGHT TO THE GODS THEMSELVES, THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS NIGHTMARE, FROM WHICH WE ONLY NOW BEGIN TO AWAKEN.
*Racous Cheering*
WE WILL TRIUPMH. IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT EXISTS, WE, WILL,
TRIUMPH!
MISKO BLESS AMERICA. MISKO SAVE US ALL.
"Following the collapse of the american economy in October, thought to be the fault of a raging batle between beings of the sky rending reality apart, the Arch-conservatives swept into power, banning Liberalism, And establishing a Absolute Dictatership. The United sSates declares war on the world, and, with the massive figure of the Avatar of Republicanism Himself, Dimitri B. Reagan(also known as Misko27, a ascended Avatar), They stood no chance. Soon after, The god Spent all resources and slave labor on the entire planet to construct super-weapons, and massive armies, which swept across the Universe. The Whole Plane of Reality, Decimated by the battle between the gods, Stood no chance against the Might of the Terran States. Soon though, The Leader set out to conquer more, the past and future, so that all may be ruled by he."