AS VAPOR, SWARM TOWARDS THE LICHETTE, AND LODGE MYSELF INSIDE THE CARCASS SHE CALLS A BODY. THEN CORUPT HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
(1) AS A VAPOR, YOU SWARM TOWARDS THE SKY, LIKE HOW VAPORS DO.
OFFER TO GIVE ANYONE WHO WANTS SOME LYCANTHROPY. ALSO CONTINUE EATING CIVILLIANS IN THE POPCORN STANDS. JUST TO CLARIFY< THE SECOND PART ISN"T REALLY AN ACTION, MORE LIKE SOMETHING I DO AS A NERVOUS HABIT, LIKE TAPPING YOUR FINGERS.
(3) A BUNCH OF TWILIGHT FANS GET BITTEN BY YOU. YOU HAVE CLOGGED YOUR VEINS WITH WHATEVER THEY EAT.
I meant the childhood self-image of Tokugawa that you were briefly in The Art of Minimalism.
>Now that my action is better-explained, get...I know, Furtaka while he still has boss-as-a-dwarf and GLaDOS on him!
>You know, when he's a scrap robot thing...
>Return to present Aperture Science.
(6) YOU GRAB FURTAKA, BUT ARE THEN CRUSHED BY THE GREAT WEIGHT OF FURTAKA, BOSS-AS-A-DWARF, AND GLADOS COMBINED.
Is it just me, or are we the villans now?
No. We are Paladins. Well-intentioned Extremists, as GreatWyrm would say.
Seriously though, thanks xanatolos. This was a very sucessful turn for Anti-lichers Now, What to do. I'm a god, and I'm trying to vanquish the forces of evil...
RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BAN NECROPHILIA AND REDEFINE MARRIAGE AS BEING BETWEEN TWO LIVING HUMANS. (Note, Banning and Redefineing are the same action,)
I imagine helping this action is voting. hehehe. Techinally, my action also enables gay marriage. wait, is there a law now thats says you can't marry the dead? There probably should be.
EDT: I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with the heroine lichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.
When we turned him into a female.
EDIT2: I propose that the hero camp be split, between those who support love, or Romantics, and those who support good, as defined by Lich hating, known as Paladins.
(2) YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT. OF EASTERN CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL. YOU LOSE.
I am anti-lich, I am trying to kill Lichette by using Dirg's endless love. Not viable anymore. Support Misko.
(5) YOU GO AND KILL ALL OF THE OTHER CANIDATES FOR CLASS PRESIDENT, LETTING HIM RULE THE SCHOOL.
>KEEP SMASHING YOURSELF AGAINST GOLEM
>DO IT WITH ANGST
(3) YOU SMASH YOURSELF INTO THE GOLEM AND BUST YOUR SKULL ON THE MARBLE CONSTRUCT.
"Yes, let's go." GO WITH LICHETTE.
(5+3) The Lichette giggles a bit, before reforming Dirg into a human shape. She steps atop the golem, and pulls Dirg atop it as well.
"Love, where do you want to go?"
USE TIME MACHINE INEXPLICABLY GAINED FROM THAT ONE DUDES FAILURE.
GO BACK TO BEFORE IMMIGRANTS LEFT AND CONVINCE THEM NOT TO LEAVE, TO INSTEAD DO THE WASTE DUMPING THING.
(4) YOU CONVINCE THEM TO NOT GO, INSTEAD THEY DUMP COUNTLESS BARRELS OF TOXIC WASTE INTO APERTURE!
... What the hell are we doing now?
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
(5) YOU BECOME A RED DRAGON, AND ARE THUS IMMUNE TO FIRE NOW.
TURN MANA POOL INTO HOT TUB AND CHILLAX WITH ZOMAR.
(2) SHE'S TOO BUSY DRAWING OUT YOUR LIFE FORCE TO USE MAGIC.
CONSORT GM
(3) I AM AROUSED. AND A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.
BOSS TURN:
(2+3) The Lichette draws energy from her mana pool, the Golem, and the orbs she possesses to forge a shield around Her, Dirg, and the Golem.
BOSS STATUS
Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
DICK
ROMANTICS:
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
HANSLANDA, RED DRAGON
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
PALADINS
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
NEUTRALS
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
YOINK, THE RETURNER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
ARENA STATUS
APERTURE SCIENCE, WHERE THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST BECAUSE THEY CAN