Summon Gandalf, Merlin, and every powerful wizard ever. Become God of Magic and lead my wizard army to destroy the lichette!
(2) YOU SUMMON THE WIZARDS OF TIME, BECOMING THE GOD OF MAGIC. CRYING A LITTLE, YOU TURN OFF DF 1.0, AND GET BACK TO THE FIGHT.
TAKE OVER SAINTS ROW WORLD, WHILE SAINTS MESS UP EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE IN THE LICHE-VERSE.
(5) THE SAINTS RUSH INTO THE LICH-VERSE, WHERE THEY TAKE OVER THE AREA LEADING TO THE APERTURE PORTAL.
TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DESTROYED. MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
WRITE NOVEL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED, SELL IT IN THE CHILDREN'S MARKET.
(6) YOU DO SO, AND IT SUCCEEDS. UNFORTUNATLY, A NUMBER OF CHILD PROTECTION GROUPS ARE OFFENDED BY THE VIOLENCE, AND LYNCH YOU.
HAVE LICH EAT DEMOMAN. HAVE DEMOMAN BLOW UP.
RUN AWAY!
(2) THE LICHETTE WATCHES HER FIGURE, AND DOESN'T.
Why is the arena listed as galaxy center still?
>Prepare testing chambers for awesome battle
>Since I got fives, call everyone in
>If I have time, start teaching turret choir how to sing without killing the congregation
(5) YOU SET UP THE CHAMBER FOR AN AWESOME BATTLE. YOU EVEN GOT GLAD0S TO PLAY MUSIC FOR IT! (4) EVERYONE FILES INTO THE CHAMBERS, WITH A LITTLE CHAOS FROM THE MASSES HEADING IN. (4) DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE END OF 2?
CONTINUE LOVE THEME, SUMMOM ARMY OF MILK IMP CUPIDS TO DISTRACT HEROES OR CRUSH WIZARD ARMY IF SUMMONED. "Yes my love, what is it?"
(4) THE MILK IMP CUPIDS APPEAR, INNEFECTUAL WEAPONS AT THE READY.
(5+5)"I... I couldn't admit it before, but... I t-thin.. I think you're really nice.
I like you."
Blush, blush, you know the drill.
>MAKE SURE YOU ARE STILL ON FIRE
>IF ON FIRE. CHARGE
>IF NOT ON FIRE. CHARGE
(2) YOU CHARGE INTO THE GOLEM, SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO STONE. NOT THE BRIGHTEST MOVE.
Okay, that worked,Unsure why, unsure.
I demand we band together to ruin their relationship. THE LICHETTE IS WEAK, KILL IT NOW.
I am operating under the assumption that a distracted Lichette is not capable of properly focusing
>USE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION TO CHALLANGE LICHETTE MINIONS AND GOLEM TO EPIC BATTLE.
>OF DOOOOOOOM.
>CALL UPON ALL MINIONS I HAVE TO AID ME. THIS INCLUDES GREATWYRM.
(2) YOU SMASH THE ORBS TOGETHER, SCREAMING "FACE ME!" SHE'S DISTRACTED BY DIRG.
*Is not sure if I won the attack against the Lichette or if she did*
Convince the Lichette to marry Dirg, then we can all be one happy family!
(4) "W-Well... We barely know eachother though." SHE'S THINKING IT OVER.
GO ON A KILING SPREE OF RANDOM CIVILLIANS WHO DO NOT MATTER.
(5) YOU DESTROY PLANETS!
Polymorph everyone into cats (exluding me, the lichette, and her affiliets/minions/armor
Polymorph self into a Bat-winged Pagasis
RECOGNIZE MY TURNS GOD DANM IT!!!
(6) YOU POLYMORPH THE UNIVERSE INTO CATS, TYING THE SPELL TO YOUR VERY LIFE FORCE. OH GOD! YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CATS!
GO TO BLACK MESA
GAIN CONTROL OF ALIENS
INITIATE CROSSOVER ATTACK ON APERTURE SCIENCE
(3) YOU GO TO BLACK MESA, PRE-ALIENS. IT'S RATHER DROLL. (6) YOU THEN HIRE ALL OF THE RECENT IMMIGRANTS TO WORK FOR YOU. (3) THEY SIT OUTSIDE OF APERTURE, WAITING FOR A PLAN OF ATTACK.
Well, if we have to kill her depends on how willing she is ; P
COMPRESS SELF INTO TINY POINT OF SUPER-DENSITY AND INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION TO MELT THE GOLEM
(4) YOU COMPRESS YOURSELF INTO A POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, AND CHARGE TOWARDS THE GOLEM. THE LOVE IMPS PILE ONTO YOU, HOWEVER, SACRIFICING THEMSELVES TO PROTECT LOVE.
Do you have to kill the Lichette? Think about it. After all, the Lichs persona is already dead. Not to mention, the Lich himself started off as dead.BOSS TURN:
(3+2) The Lichette, Dirg and the golem soar into the center of the testing chamber, where all three begin glowing
BOSS STATUS
Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
APERTURE SCIENCE, WHERE THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST BECAUSE THEY CAN
DICK
BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
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