SNEAK UP ON THE LICH WHEN HE'S ALONE INSIDE,
YOU COULD SAY I HAVE A BOGUS MIND.
AROUND IS NECK IS WHERE MY ROPE IS TIED,
YANK ON IT UNTIL IT BREAKS HIS SPINE!
(1) YOU START RAPPING INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, AND THE LICH FIRES A SERIES OF MAGICAL BOLTS AT YOU, PIERCING YOUR STERNUM.
DAMN SCIENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY.
GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE. TRY AGAIN, FOR SAME RESULTS.
EXCEPT GET FUN MAGIC INSTEAD OF POKEMANZ.
(6) YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE, AN ALLEGORY FOR YOU REMOVING YOURSELF FROM KNOWLEDGE. HURR.... WHAT?
SYLVESTER STALLONE GRAB LAW SPHERE
ME GIVE LICH DIABEETUS WITH CHOCOLATE AND GRAB BLOOD SPHERE
(5) STALLONE GRABS THE LAW CUBE, BECOMING A COP WITH A TEMPER! (6) YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, STUFF AN ORB FULL OF SWEETS, ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING. (2) ALSO, YOU GRAB THE BLOOD CUBE, AND ARE SOMEHOW SURPRISED WHEN IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
LIFT FOLLOWER GREATWYRM UP AND LOB HIM AT LICH IN ATTEMPT TO DISLODGE FROST MAGIC.
SHOOT FIREBALLS AT PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
NOD BACK AT RODNEY.
(2) YOU TRY TO GRAB A FOLLOWER, BUT YOU ARE TOO METAPHYSICAL. (4) CALLING FLAMES FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU THROW THEM AT SOME PINEAPPLE. IT BURNS, LEAVING AN OVERCOOKED DISH. (1) YOU TRY TO NOD AT RODNEY, BUT DO SOME WEIRD TRIBAL DANCE INSTEAD.
Let us get this straight.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 was FAR more effective at fighting the Lich than Cthulhu. I know what to do now.
Activate the Orbital Friendship Cannon.
Disclaimer: Is not a brony.
(3) IT FIRES A BEAM, WHICH DISSIPATES OVER THE COURSE OF CROSSING THE UNIVERSE, BEFORE BECOMING A SMALL SPARKLE WHICH HE FLICKS OFF OF HIS SHOULDER.
NOW THAT I HAVE A HEART, USE POWER OF LIKING SOMEONE A LOT TO SMASH LICH'S ORB WITH A PINK SWEATER.
(3) YOU HIT IT WITH A SWEATER. THIS WORKS ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU'D THINK. AFTER ALL, THERE'S NO BUBBLEGUM TO SAVE.
BECOME THE LORD OF POWER METAL!! AS I REACH OUT INTO THE SKY A LIGHTNING STRIKES DOWN SUMMONING MY GUITAR!
(3) YOU BECOME WORSHIPPED BY GOTHICS IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Pray to misko so that I'm freed from the metal? Also, destroy the 1 and 6 sides of your die. I'd rather break the fourth wall than die AGAIN next turn.
Oh, and make an incinerator using my fire breath if needed.
(5) ACCESS DENIED: GM IS A DICK.
1. Try to convince the Lich to reflect the friendship beam, using the heart orb, back at Hanslanda and turn him into his new slave.
2. Activate the gun and dual blood orbs to make the dual soul pistols.
3. Activate the heart and the Frost Orbs to make an army of ice elemental imps.
4. Try to convene the Lich to rip the Chaos orb right out of Dirge's body, with extremely extreme prejustice.
5. Be listed as the sub-final-boss
THE BEAM IS A LITTLE TOO NOT THERE IN ORDDER FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. (5) YOU CREATE AN ARTIFACT OF A WEAPON, THAT THE MYSTICS COULDN'T HAVE FORGED. THEY CLATTER TO THE GROUND, JUST OUTSIDE THE ORB. (6) AN ARMY OF IMPS APPEAR, WHO JUST KIND OF SIT AROUND, BEFORE MELTING IN THE FACE OF THE GOD OF FIRE. (1) "NAH. I'M NOT A DICK OR ANYTHING. SHUT UP SUBCONSCIOUS." (5) FINE.
Spread nasty rumors about the wizard so that the lich fires him.
(2) EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HE NURSE DANCES,
CALL IN INTERUNIVERSAL RESCUE HELICOPTER TO TAKE ME BACK TO GALAXY CENTER.
WHEN ABOVE GALAXY CENTER, JUMP OUT OF HELICOPTER AND SMASH INTO IT TO AQUIRE ANOTHER ORB.
(1) SOME HILLBILLY IN A CROPDUSTER SHOWS UP, PICKS YOU UP, THEN CRASHES INTO HIS BARN.
CALLS BROS FROM THE EAST SIDE , GIVES INTO GOOD OLD BUTT KICKIN' .
(1) THE BUTT THEY DECIDE TO KICK IS YOURS. SOME BROS THEY ARE.
>INCINERATEEMALL
>EXCEPTFORME
>SOICANINCINERATEEM
(1) YOU INCINERATE TEEMALL, YOUR MOTHER. OH GOD! MOM! YOU KILL YOURSELF SHORTLY AFTER.
Make a note to pray for raptorfangamer to be incinerated once the battle's over.
Why wait for the battle to be over? 
FOUND DICK THING TO DO
INCINERATE DINOGAMEPERSON
WITH GREATWYRMS BODY
BECAUSE DICK
(5) YOU GRAB A DRAGON, BEFORE DROPPING IT ONTO RAPTOR, AND PUNCTURING HIS FLAME SACKS, POURING FIRE ONTO HIM.
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.
Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!
Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe moment.
Can't be dick? BE CUNT INSTEAD 
Noooooo!!! If he turns into a cunt, I will have to stab him repeatedly. Until he is bleeding everywhere. In a non-sexual manner.
FINE, CHANGE HIM INTO GENDERLESS INDIVIDUAL.
(1+3) THE PRAYERS AND POWERS OF ALL THE PLAYERS COMBINE, COURSING THROUGH MISKO, AND INTO BFFL. DECADES WORTH OF HORRIFYING SURGERY AND HORMONE TREATMENTS OCCUR IN THE SPACE OF SECONDS, TRANSFORMING BFFL INTO A GENDERLESS (ALBINO) FREAK!
I HAS MUD, DRAGON, AND...SOMETHING. I NEED FUN MAGICZ.
(1) NO! YOU DIE FOR SOME HILARIOUS REASON INSTEAD.
BE THE SOURCE OF THE GMS GREAT SHAME
(2) NO, THE GAME IS THE SOURCE OF MY SHAME. MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GAME I'VE HAD, AND LOOK AT IT.
Locate Incinerator for crazy plan!
(2) YOU FIND A FREEZER, A TIME MACHINE, A SLAP CHOP, AND A SHAMWOW, BUT NO INCINERATOR.
CAERWYN, HARBRINGER OF PLAGUE WILL RANDOMLY APPEAR ONCE MORE, AND CREATE A PLAGUE! (The plague-ee kind.)
(5) YOU FADE BACK FROM WHEREVER YOU WERE, A HORSEMAN STILL. HARNESSING THE MAGIC, YOU CREATE A BALL OF SUPER-AIDSENTARY, AND HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND.
BOSS TURN:
(4+2) Rodney gestures at the heroes, and a series of demons appear.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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