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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656355 times)

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #945 on: September 10, 2012, 04:07:55 pm »

potatoes are pathetic , we better call oranpples , those bastards are unstoppable .
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #946 on: September 10, 2012, 05:33:18 pm »

Force the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

Come on man. I know we don't like the Lich, but no one deserves that.
WHYYYYYY
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #947 on: September 10, 2012, 07:45:42 pm »

>KILLEMALL
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #948 on: September 10, 2012, 07:46:25 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #949 on: September 10, 2012, 08:06:28 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.

> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #950 on: September 10, 2012, 08:08:12 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.

> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #951 on: September 10, 2012, 08:09:23 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.

> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.
That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #952 on: September 10, 2012, 08:14:17 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.

> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.
That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.

REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #953 on: September 10, 2012, 08:33:14 pm »

>KILLEMALL
Try not to get incinerated again.

> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.
That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.

REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
Pray to misko if this works. Heck, compose a hymn of rock and roll and fire, then sing that.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #954 on: September 10, 2012, 10:34:51 pm »

I WONDER WHY I AM ELECTRICUTED. SINCE CLAWS ARE NOT CONDUCTIVE. USE PARADOX TO COME BACK TO LIFE.
(3) YOUR CLAWS ARE. DEAL WITH IT. BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY. THE SHOCK RESTARTS YOUR HEART, AND YOU RISE BACK UP, A FRANKENSTEIN WITH CLAWS.

I'M TIRED OF THIS LICH BEING RAW

START A BIG BRAWL
SLAM HIS ASS INTO A BRICK WALL,
THEN GET A FAT NIGGA TO SIT ON HIM; RICK ROSS

(5) YOU INDEED START A BIG BRAWL. PEOPLE START SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE JUST TO FIGHT. (3) YOU GRAB SOME BRICKS, AND HURL THEM AT THE ORB. (1) THEN, THE LEGENDARY FAT ALBERT HURTLES FROM THE SKY DIRECTLY ONTO YOU, CRUSHING YOU FLAT.

I use oompa loompa song power to transform the lich into a child, then take him on a trip through allegorical hell in a chocolate factory, ensuring he meets a grisly death.
Also make a Sylvester Stallone clone of myself to grab the law sphere, because "I am...the law." And have him say to the lich, "You betrayed the LAW!!!"
(4) HIS SOUL IS RIPPED FROM THE ORB, AND YOU TAKE HIM ON A TRIP THROUGH A CHOCOLATE FACTORY, WHERE HIS JOURNEY ENDS BY FLOATING ALONE ON A GUMDROP UPON A CHOCOLATE RIVER. THEN HE FLIES BACK TO THE ORB. (5) YOU GRAB THE LAW ORB, AND SLYVESTER STALLONE HIMSELF JOINS YOU, SPAWNED BY YOUR SUPREME ACTING.

WAS IGNORED, FEELS BAD. USE CHAOS ORB ON SELF AND SEE WHAT MUTATE INTO.
(4) YOU MUTATE, GROWING A HEART.

Yeah, um... Azathoth? I need a big favor here. Can you kinda... Annihilate the source of magic over there?
(1) "OH, THAT SOURCE OF MADNESS, RIGHT? OKAY."
YOU ARE DISINTEGRATED BY A BEAM FROM THE HEAVENS.

SPAWNS NICHOLAS CAGE TO CONVINCE LICH TO DO SUICIDE .
(1) YOU SPAWN NICHOLAS CAGE, WHO LOSES IT AND KNOCKS YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A GOLF TROPHY.

Time for a, reprisal.
FINALLY SUMMON ARMY OF FLAME GUITAR WILEDING SOLDIERS.
UNLEASH ARMY ON PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
(also, List me as the god of Music fire I am)
(2) YOU SUMMON A BUNCH OF WANNABE GOTHS WHO LISTEN TO SPEED METAL AND PLAY HALO. (2) THEY ARE SLAUGHTERED BY THE DARK ENERGIES CONTROLLING THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM.

FIGHT MISKOS FIRE WITH HAWAIIAN PIZZA, BECAUSE I AM DA PINEAPPLE
ALSO I WILL BE THE EGGMAN
AND THE WALRUS
BETTER THROW PINBALL WIZARD IN THERE TOO

(if your wondering, I recently tried hawaiian pizza. It was amazing.)
(3) YOU GIVE THE GOLEM HAWAIIAN PIZZA, AND HE LIKES IT, AS MUCH AS A MOUTHLESS, SOULLESS ENTITY CAN. (3) YOU ARE THE ROBOTNIK, (2)THE BEATLES, AND (1) THE PINBALL WIZARD. DETECTING ONE OF HIS OWN, RODNEY KILLS YOU, TO AVOID COMPETITION.

Force the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
(5) YOU FORCE HIM TO WATCH IT. IT DISSOLVES THROUGH A WHOLE LAYER OF THE ORBS SHIELDING.

emerge as the Lich's subconscience and clam to be the clamer of the lich sphere of magic.
(5) YOU BECOME THE LICHS SUBCONCIENCE. (4) YOU MAKE YOUR CLAIM, AND HE GIVES YOU SOME OF THE POWAH.

Come back to life as a Phoenix/dragon and destroy the 1 and on the die you're using, because I'm sick of turning to ashes.
(1) HAHAHA! NO. YOU ROT.

SUMMON FAPIRES AND FAP THE LICH TO DEATH .
(1) YOU FAP A LITTLE, BUT THEN REALIZE THE EMPTINESS OF YOUR LIFE, AND KILL YOURSELF. THAT, OR LACKING A HEAD MAKES IT HARDER TO FAP

WAIT...

SCIENCE VS. MAGIC.

THROW SCIENCE AT LICH. GET COLOUR AND POKEMANZ MAGICS.
(6) YOU HEAVE SCIENCE ABOVE YOUR HEAD, WHERE UPON IT GETS WEIGHTED DOWN BY BEUROCRACY, CRUSHING YOU.

BECOME MASTER OF PARADOX AND ESCAPE, MAKING PARADOXIA LEAK INTO GALAXY CENTER.
(3) THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDPA RETURNS.

Call down the powers of the potatoes!
(1) YOU CALL DOWN MANY POTATOES ONTO YOU.

>KILLEMALL
(1) YOU BEGIN THE WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF THEM ALL, STARTING WITH YOURSELF.


Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.

REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
Pray to misko if this works. Heck, compose a hymn of rock and roll and fire, then sing that.
(6) YOU MAKE HIM INTO A FLAME SPEWING, FLAME RETARDANT DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL. BUT THE METAL CRUSHES HIM, AND CASTS HIM TO THE GROUND!

BOSS TURN:
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #955 on: September 10, 2012, 11:13:12 pm »

SNEAK UP ON THE LICH WHEN HE'S ALONE INSIDE,
YOU COULD SAY I HAVE A BOGUS MIND.
AROUND IS NECK IS WHERE MY ROPE IS TIED,
YANK ON IT UNTIL IT BREAKS HIS SPINE!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #956 on: September 10, 2012, 11:14:27 pm »

DAMN SCIENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY.

GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE. TRY AGAIN, FOR SAME RESULTS.

EXCEPT GET FUN MAGIC INSTEAD OF POKEMANZ.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #957 on: September 10, 2012, 11:17:04 pm »

SYLVESTER STALLONE GRAB LAW SPHERE
ME GIVE LICH DIABEETUS WITH CHOCOLATE AND GRAB BLOOD SPHERE
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #958 on: September 10, 2012, 11:31:45 pm »

LIFT FOLLOWER GREATWYRM UP AND LOB HIM AT LICH IN ATTEMPT TO DISLODGE FROST MAGIC.
SHOOT FIREBALLS AT PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
NOD BACK AT RODNEY.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2012, 03:55:21 pm by misko27 »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #959 on: September 10, 2012, 11:40:51 pm »

Let us get this straight.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 was FAR more effective at fighting the Lich than Cthulhu. I know what to do now.

Activate the Orbital Friendship Cannon.


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