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[brainfreez]

wouldn't it be funny if a lich is biting his own toes off ?

[LordSlowpoke]

STEAL ROLL BONUSES

[brainfreez]

STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .

[peglegpengeuin]

STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .

I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.

[GreatWyrmGold]

STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .

I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.

brainfreez is nuts, don't give him ideas.
I think he relationally uses BRAINFREEZ^TM, or at least that BRAINFREEZ^TM is what he uses a lot.

[brainfreez]

nothing could be better than the "pour magma in your pants" prank .

[raptorfangamer]

>create an emmy-winning parody show with the aforementioned characters
>have a flashback of the last horrible piece of media you made that succeeded
>use flashback to deus ex machinameha into the next producer evilness level!

[Dirg]

"I'M NEEEVEEER BUUUYIIING ANOOOOTHEEEER BOOOOOK OOON TAAAAPE FROOOOM YOOOUUU AGAAAAIIIIN!!!" OVERLOAD CHAOS ORB AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 

[brainfreez]

CALL CHUCK NORRIS AND ORDER THE REGULAR LICH ASS KICKING .

[misko27]

STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .

I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.

brainfreez is nuts, don't give him ideas.
I think he relationally uses BRAINFREEZ^TM, or at least that BRAINFREEZ^TM is what he uses a lot.

yeah, please, don't.

[brainfreez]

SPAWNS BATMAN AND ORDERS HIM TO MAKE POISONOUS BAT SKIN BISCUITS .

AFTER A YEAR INVITE LICH TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY AND FEED HIM THE POISON BISCUITS .

[Spinal_Taper]

I'm going to see if I can use the fire orb, maybe throwing it at the boss.

(2) "LET'S THROW A SEVERED PART OF THE BOSS AT HIM!" YOU THINK. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT URIST WOULD DO! THERE'S ONE FLAW IN YOUR PLAN. I'VE RETCONNED(?) THE ORB OF FLAME INTO MISKOS POSSESSION!

SHOOT AT LICH

ALSO, GET FOURTH REICH NEO-NAZI HOMIES TO NAZI THE LICH TO DEATH

(1) IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE CONTROLS ALL GUN BASED TECHNIQUES AND MAGIC, YOU WHIP OUT A GATLING GUN AND BEGIN FIRING AT FULL FORCE. ALL OF THE BULLETS CURVE MIDAIR TO STRIKE DOWN YOU AND YOUR NAZI HOMIES.

(no, in my 6 roll i absorbed the orb and it absorbed me, so i cant be carrying it in my meta-pouch)

KILL OWN GRANDFATHER TO OVERLOAD PARADOXIA AND ESCAPE.

((Uh... You are your Meta-Pouch))
(2) YOU KILL YOUR OWN GRANDFATHER. YOU BASTARD.

GRAB THE POWER OF PURE IMAGINATION.

SEE IF I CAN GRAB RAEEEEEEEEEGGGG MAGIC.


AND ATTACK SOMETHING.

(3) YOU GRAB THE ORB, AND IMAGINE IF THE ORBS POWERS DIDN'T WARP REALITY THAT MUCH. OOPS. (6-1) YOU PUNCH THE ORB. A SMALL ORB POPS OUT, WHICH YOU EAT. NOW YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY ANGRY. (2+1-1) YOU PUNCH THE ORB, UTILIZING THE FORCE OF YOUR UNDYING RAGE. IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING BROKE.

BE TRUE TO DICKISH NATURE AND NOT GIVE ANYONE ANY OF MY HAWAIIAN PIZZA.
ESPECIALLY NOT THE LICH DESPITE ME BEING ON HIS SIDE APPARENTLY

(6) YOU GIVE OUT NO PIZZA, AND THUS, SANTA GIVES YOU NO PRESENTS.

USE MAGIC TO REFORM AS GOD OF FIRE-BASED MUSIC
GET RECORD DEAL FROM FLAME-RETARDANT STUDIO
If SUCESS, USE NEW CASH TO RAISE FLAME GUITAR-WIELDING ARMY TO ATTACK LICH
IF FAIL, MAKE MONEY THROUGH GRASSROOTS NYC SUBWAY FUNDRAiSER.

(6) YOU REFORM AS A GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC WITH NO FOLLOWERS. YOU FADE AWAY...

Steal the lich's identity, use it to wreck havoc on his credit score.

(1) "LOL, I AM THE L33T H4XX0RZ."
YOU DDOS YOURSELF.

GIVES THE LICH BRAINFREEZ^TM , WATCHES AND LAUGHS AS THE LICH IS BITING HIS OWN TOES OFF .

(3) YOU SHOOT A WAVE OF FROST AT THE ORB OF MAGIC. IT IS DIMINISHED BY THE SPHERE CONTROLLED FROST WITHIN IT.

STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .

(2) YOU STEAL TOILET PAPER FROM POOR PEGLEG. THE LICH IS KIND OF A MASSIVE ORB OF PURE MAGIC, WHICH CONTROLS ALL MYSTICISM AND MAGIC THROUGH THE MULTIVERSES, SO IT DIDN'T NEED A HOUSE ANYMORE.

>create an emmy-winning parody show with the aforementioned characters
>have a flashback of the last horrible piece of media you made that succeeded
>use flashback to deus ex machinameha into the next producer evilness level!

(1) IT'S NOT FUNNY. LIKE AT ALL. YOU ARE EXECUTED, FOR THE HIGH CRIME OF BEING UNFUNNY. WHY DO THINK I POST THIS ONLINE, UNDER THE COVER OF PROXIES? (3) YOU FLASHBACK, THINKING OF JERSEY SHORE. THE NIGHTMARES RETURN. (6) YOU MAKE ME EVIL, SO I KILL YOU.

"I'M NEEEVEEER BUUUYIIING ANOOOOTHEEEER BOOOOOK OOON TAAAAPE FROOOOM YOOOUUU AGAAAAIIIIN!!!" OVERLOAD CHAOS ORB AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 

(5) YOU OVERLOAD THE CHAOS ORB, AND IT EXPANDS, GLOWING AND SCINTILLATING WITH ALL THE SPECTRUM OF COLORS. IT ABSORBS YOU, AND YOU FELL THE POWER OF XOM WITHIN YOU.

SPAWNS BATMAN AND ORDERS HIM TO MAKE POISONOUS BAT SKIN BISCUITS .

AFTER A YEAR INVITE LICH TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY AND FEED HIM THE POISON BISCUITS .

(4) YOU INVITE ONE OF THE SUMMONED MINIONS. HE EATS THE BISCUIT, AND ISN'T KILLED BY POISON. DAMN RING OF POISON RESISTANCE.

BOSS TURN:

A tendril of dark energy whips out from within the orb, which (6-1) grabs brainfreez by the legs, lifting him then smashing him into the ground multiple times.

BOSS STATUS

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Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Ground
Law-Lich

MINIONS

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1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard

NEUTRAL

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY

HEROES

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GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT

ARENA STATUS

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GALAXY CENTER

DICK

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BFFL

[brainfreez]

IN THE FINAL BATTLE WITH LICH , BRAINFREEZ :"LICH , IM YOUR FATHER ..."
LICH:"THIS..."
*WHILE LICH IS STARING IN THE DISTANCE WITH EMPTY LOOK , HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIS CHILDHOOD . BRAINFREEZ SNEAKS UP AND STABBS THE LICH IN THE BACK WITH BUTTER KNIFE*

[peglegpengeuin]

Use wand of nagamar to change boss's next attack.

[GreatWyrmGold]

The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.

Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.