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[raptorfangamer]

>create horrible spin-off series that stains both chuck norris, icecream, billy mays, YOU AT FINAL BOSS, and captain planets reputation, causing them to skyrocket into the ground and crash into a horrible, fiery death.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(what is this thread about ?)

Hypothetically? Defeating the Final Boss.

[peglegpengeuin]

Look for evidence of malpractice by the lich, sue him for all of his magical power.

[BFEL]

THROW GHASTLY GIBUS INTO FIRE ORB
ALSO THROW SELF TO MAKE HAWAIIAN PIZZA

[TCM]

CALL MY NIGGAS

GO WESTSIDE ON THIS BITCH

[Spinal_Taper]

Argh! I am LIAM NEESON! MY WILL SHALL BE DONE! Shed this paltry human disguise to reveal CTHULHU!

(6)
"I... I AM LIAM NEESON! MY WILL SHALL BE DONE! MY WILL IS THE WILL OF CHAOS, AND THAT OF THE TRUE SIGHT!"
YOUR SKIN SHUDDERS THEN EVAPORATES, AND YOU GROW TENTACLES AND YOU LOOK LIKE A SQUID AND STUFF. YAY. YOUR VILLAINOUS SPEECH TAKES FAR TOO LONG, AND MAGIC BRACES HIMSELF FOR THE INSANITY IMPACT.

USE THE DRAMATIC EFFECT TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

ATTACK SOMETHING.

(5) YOU FADE INTO EXISTENCE, HAVING GONE ALL GOD MODE. IN ORDER TO SHOW THIS, YOU'RE REALLY SHINY NOW, AND YOU HAVE SOME OF THAT AURA STUFF. (4+1) YOU FIRE A PLASMA RIFLE AT THE MAGIC ORB, NOT HAVING ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. AN ORB OF PURE IMAGINATION POPS OUT.

(Now wait, I thought I had flame orb too now? Wow, for someone with such terrible rolls, I now have 2 magics.)

GO ON COMEBACK TOUR USNG NEW FIRE MUSIC!
INCINERATE UNFRIENDLY CRITICS!
USE ARTIFACT MAGIC GUITAR WEAPON TO SMASH AMULET!

(1) YOU GO TO THE APOLLO THEATRE, AND BURN IT DOWN, BEFORE INCINERATING YOURSELF AS WELL.

"OOOOH GOOOOOD THHEEEE PAAAAIIIN!!!" PRAY TO MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO CASTE HASTE ON HEROE PARTY.

(2) YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN. IT'S IMPORTANT FOR STORY PROGRESSION.

THE MAGIC LICH ORB GUY WILL NOT ESCAPE MY JUDGEMENT.

JUDGE SECOND TIME, FOR GUN MAGIC.

PICK UP LIGHT MAGIC WHILE I'M A IT.

((Ahem, I'm on the Heroes side, now, and Dragon and Mud magic are in my Meta-Backpack thing.))

(2) YEAH, HE WILL. HE USES LAW MAGIC TO VOID THE LAWSUIT. (4) YOU SNATCH UP THE ORB OF LIGHT, AND PUT IT IN YOUR META-PACK.

(i'm pretty sure its meta-magic. or am i not following? The orb is absorbed in my soul right?)

KILL THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER AND EAT HIM. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL GAIN ME ANYTHING.


(yes, i cant think of any witty things to say anymore.)

((You're carrying it in your meta-pouch))
(4) YOU KILL SOME RANDOM GUY, AND DEVOUR HIM, (2) GIVING YOURSELF INDIGESTION

Activate gold dragon immunity to fire abilities!
Which is to say, gold dragons like GreatWyrmGold are immune to fire. Vulnerable to cold, though.

(6) IT COMES AT A WEAKNESS TO FROST.

(what is this thread about ?)

(Lo, ye who hast stumbled upon that which cannot be told.))

>create horrible spin-off series that stains both chuck norris, icecream, billy mays, YOU AT FINAL BOSS, and captain planets reputation, causing them to skyrocket into the ground and crash into a horrible, fiery death.

(1) YOU CREATE AN EMMY WINNING PARODY SHOW.

Look for evidence of malpractice by the lich, sue him for all of his magical power.

(3) YOU SUE HIM, PROVING VICTORIOUS AND HE COUNTER-SUES, TAKING BACK ALL OF HIS MAGIC. YOU GET TO KEEP THE BITCHIN HOUSE THOUGH.

THROW GHASTLY GIBUS INTO FIRE ORB
ALSO THROW SELF TO MAKE HAWAIIAN PIZZA

(2) YOU THROW YOUR GIBUS INTO THE FIRE ORB. THAT DOSEN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. (4) HOWEVER, YOU DIVING INTO IT DOES CREATE A HAWAIIAN PIZZA.

CALL MY NIGGAS

GO WESTSIDE ON THIS BITCH

(2) THEY RUSH THE AREA, AND ARE DRIVEN INSANE BY CTHULU ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. IT'S HILARIOUS, THEY THINK THEY'RE NEO-NAZIS.

BOSS TURN:
"Ghhrg...."
The cracks in the orb (2+4) seal up completely! The shielding even looks thicker!

BOSS STATUS

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Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Ground
Law-Lich

MINIONS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard

NEUTRAL

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY

HEROES

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GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT

ARENA STATUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

GALAXY CENTER

DICK

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BFFL

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm going to see if I can use the fire orb, maybe throwing it at the boss.

[TCM]

SHOOT AT LICH

ALSO, GET FOURTH REICH NEO-NAZI HOMIES TO NAZI THE LICH TO DEATH

[miauw62]

(no, in my 6 roll i absorbed the orb and it absorbed me, so i cant be carrying it in my meta-pouch)

KILL OWN GRANDFATHER TO OVERLOAD PARADOXIA AND ESCAPE.

[Wrex]

GRAB THE POWER OF PURE IMAGINATION.

SEE IF I CAN GRAB RAEEEEEEEEEGGGG MAGIC.


AND ATTACK SOMETHING.

[BFEL]

BE TRUE TO DICKISH NATURE AND NOT GIVE ANYONE ANY OF MY HAWAIIAN PIZZA.
ESPECIALLY NOT THE LICH DESPITE ME BEING ON HIS SIDE APPARENTLY

[misko27]

USE MAGIC TO REFORM AS GOD OF FIRE-BASED MUSIC
GET RECORD DEAL FROM FLAME-RETARDANT STUDIO
If SUCESS, USE NEW CASH TO RAISE FLAME GUITAR-WIELDING ARMY TO ATTACK LICH
IF FAIL, MAKE MONEY THROUGH GRASSROOTS NYC SUBWAY FUNDRAiSER.

[peglegpengeuin]

Steal the lich's identity, use it to wreck havoc on his credit score.

[brainfreez]

GIVES THE LICH BRAINFREEZ^TM , WATCHES AND LAUGHS AS THE LICH IS BITING HIS OWN TOES OFF .

[GreatWyrmGold]

GIVES THE LICH BRAINFREEZ^TM , WATCHES AND LAUGHS AS THE LICH IS BITING HIS OWN TOES OFF .

If he's saying what I think he's saying, biting one's own toes off might not be that uncommon of a reaction.