582, not 682. 582 makes any stories you write about it come true.
Is there a reason I'm not on the list?
As me, look around for abandoned magic spheres and take them.
((Well... I got the SCP abilities right, just wrong number. Also, you aren't on the list due to my inability to focus on multiple things. Damn you SFM videos.))
(2) LIKE HANSLANDA BEFORE YOU, YOU LEAP ONTO THE FLAME ORB, BURNING TO A CRISP.
>respawn as producers!
>cancel captain planet!
>cancel YOU AT FINAL BOSS
>expect nothing bat to happen
(5) YOU ARE THE PRODUCERS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU ME? WILL YOU DO MY WORK NOW? (5) CAPTAIN PLANET IS CANCELLED. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? (6) YOU CANCEL YOU ARE FINAL BOSS, THE TV SHOW SPIN-OFF. NETWORK RATINGS SKYROCKET.
I THOUGHT I WAS STILL WORKING FOR LICH AND LICH WOULD HELP MINIONS. POLITELY ASK LICH TO PROPERLY SUPPLY MINIONS WITH MAGIC.
GRAB MUD AND DRAGON MAGIC, THEN CONTINUE ATTACKING ARCEUS.
(1) "HERE'S SOME MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHA!"
FROZEN BULLETS FLY OUT OF THE CORE, GENERICALLY KILLING YOU.
I attempt to tame the lichman and kill all other rolololollers with it.
(6) YOU TAME A LICH AND A MAN. YOUR WAND OF ENSLAVEMENT RUNS OUT A FEW MOMENTS LATER, AND YOU ARE DRAINED OF POWER.
RESPAWN AS MAGICAL GUITARIST WITH FEY MOOD.
STEAL/CLAIM FIRE ORB AND USE TO MAKE MUSICFLAME, THE GUITAR OF WRATH!
SHOOT LICH WITH MUSIC FIRE SHOCKWAVES!!!
(1) YOU RESPAWN AS A BLIND DRUGGED OUT GUITARIST RAMBLING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE STILL RELEVANT. (4) YOU SNATCH UP THE FIRE ORB, AND COURSE THE MAGIC INTO YOUR GUITAR. (2) YOU FUMBLE THE CHORDS!
FLY INFRONT OF LICH WHILE DRAWING SWORD ROACH FIRE AND FLY OUT OF WAY BEFORE I GET HIT. SHOOT MILK AS WELL AT LICH BOOSTED WITH CHAOS MAGIC.
(2) YOU FLY IN FRONT OF THE LICH. HE CASTS SLOW ONTO YOU, CAUSING YOU TO, WELL, SLOW DOWN. YOU MOVE AT ABOUT KEANU REAVES SPEED. UNFORTUNATELY, THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES NOT. COUNTLESS MINIATURE SWORDS EMBED THEMSELVES INTO YOUR FLESH.
PICK UP MY MAGIC AND PUT IT INTO MY...BACKPACK.
USE DRACO METEOR ONE LAST TIME BEFORE CALLING JUDGEMENT ON LICH.
SENTANCE IS TO GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE MAGIC.
(4) YOU LIFT THE MAGIC ORBS, AND PUT THEM INTO YOUR NEW META-BACKPACK. (4) YOU DRAW ENERGY FROM THE DRAGON ORB, SUMMONING A METEOR FROM THE HEAVENS TO COURSE INTO THE LICH. IT KNOCKS AWAY THE ORB OF LIGHT. (4) YOU USE JUDGEMENT ON THE LICH! (1) IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE DEMON!
HOLD ON. I GOT THIS.
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE
USE ON LICH
(5) YOU WIPE OUT ALL LICHES. THE ORB BEGINS TO SHAKE AND A CRACK OPENS UP IN ITS CASING. WOW... DESPITE NOT BEING A LICH, IT REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THAT.
Damn. Tell the lich that I will tell his mother if he doesn't behave RIGHT NOW.
(2) "MOM DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! JUST LIKE YOU!"
BOSS TURN:
"..."
(6+3) A gate through the dimensions opens up above Slowpoke, and a bolt of lightning courses through it. The lighting, though painful, is ultimately non-lethal. However, it's followed by a wide-angle beam of green energy, vaporizing him. A small amulet drops from the gateway afterwards. A purple @ sign courses after it!
"Lo... I have summoned Rodney, the greatest force from one of the many realms..."
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Ground
Mud-Ground
Light-Ground
MINIONS
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREATWYRMGOLD, A PILE OF ASH
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, LIAM NEESON
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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