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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 659252 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #570 on: August 06, 2012, 08:56:43 pm »
INFUSE MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE INTERNET! FIRE THE SPAGHETTI BEAM AT THE LICH! IMMAH FIRIN MAH PASTA!!!!!!11!!1!!!one1!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #571 on: August 06, 2012, 09:25:59 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 08:50:38 pm
Summon kobold army to stop Mcclay. Which is lead by Deebus.
(3) A SMALL SQUAD OF KOBOLDS HURTLE THROUGH SPACE, LED BY DEEBUS. (6) THEY STOP MCCLAY FROM FEELING ANY REMORSE.

Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 08:50:56 pm
ONCE MORE FORM THE FREAKING MECHA COCKROACH. ALSO COCKROACH PAAWNCH THE LICH.
(4) THE MECHA COCKROACH, DEFENDER OF TRASH! (6) YOU ATTACK THE LICH WITH COCKROACHES, GOING FOR THE INTERESTING PLAN OF INFESTING HIS APARTMENT.

Quote from: TCM on August 06, 2012, 08:54:14 pm
HIT MCCLAY WIT' DAT' BOOTY' ICE CREAM SHI-NEEQUA'
(6) BOOTY ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS. YOUR HOOD RAT ABILITIES HOLD NO SWAY OVER HIM!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 08:56:43 pm
INFUSE MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE INTERNET! FIRE THE SPAGHETTI BEAM AT THE LICH! IMMAH FIRIN MAH PASTA!!!!!!11!!1!!!one1!
(2) SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM.

BOSS TURN
"Damn, my apartment! No! I must stay focused!"
(3) Despite his vow, The Lich gets distracted, and must wait another turn to stop mcclay.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #572 on: August 06, 2012, 09:42:26 pm »
DAMN KOBOLDS! NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!


HIRE EXTERMINATOR TO KILL INFESTATION
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #573 on: August 06, 2012, 09:47:49 pm »
TO ARMS MY BROTHERS! GRAB HIS PERSONAL INFORMATION, TAKE HIS COMPUTER FOR YOURSELF, EAT ALL HIS FOOD AND POOP ON HIS COUNTERS! THIS SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!! ALSO PUNCH LICH WITH DRILL ARM.
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TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #574 on: August 06, 2012, 09:53:01 pm »
AFFLICT EVERYONE WITH COLD NIPPLES
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #575 on: August 06, 2012, 10:05:31 pm »
Wait universe destroyed?!

Place universe inside grill

Grill universe

Eat resulting steak

Rip out mcclay's teeth and use them to rip his eyes out and saw off his fingers. (Removing his teeth negates his sungod powers)
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

mcclay

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #576 on: August 06, 2012, 10:32:12 pm »
CONTINUE COLLSPAING UNIVERSE, DODGE IDOITS ATTEMPTS TO STOP ME.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #577 on: August 07, 2012, 12:06:00 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 09:42:26 pm
DAMN KOBOLDS! NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!


HIRE EXTERMINATOR TO KILL INFESTATION
(5) INFESTATION CLEANSED.

Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 09:47:49 pm
TO ARMS MY BROTHERS! GRAB HIS PERSONAL INFORMATION, TAKE HIS COMPUTER FOR YOURSELF, EAT ALL HIS FOOD AND POOP ON HIS COUNTERS! THIS SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!! ALSO PUNCH LICH WITH DRILL ARM.
(4) YOU SLAM THE LICH WITH YOUR DRILL, RIPPING HIS ARM OFF COMPLETELY.

Quote from: TCM on August 06, 2012, 09:53:01 pm
AFFLICT EVERYONE WITH COLD NIPPLES
(2) YOU AFFLICT YOURSELF WITH ICE CREAM NIPPLES.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 10:05:31 pm
Wait universe destroyed?!

Place universe inside grill

Grill universe

Eat resulting steak

Rip out mcclay's teeth and use them to rip his eyes out and saw off his fingers. (Removing his teeth negates his sungod powers)
(3) YOU PUT SOME DIRT IN THE GRILL. (1) YOU MANAGE TO BURN DIRT. (6) IT'S SO DELICIOUS, YOU BECOME ADDICTED. (4v4) YOU RUN AT MCCLAY AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE. IT'S DISTRACTING.

BOSS TURN
"NOW!"
The Lich cries. Mcclay looks above him to see a massive orb of energy fall onto him. It dissolves him and everything around him, including Xantalos.
K.O.

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« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 01:18:13 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #578 on: August 07, 2012, 12:09:36 am »
CHARGE LICH HIS WEEKLY RENT: THREE SOULS
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #579 on: August 07, 2012, 12:09:45 am »
GRAB LICH'S ARM, BEAT HIM TO DEATH wITH HIS OWN SEVERED ARM.   
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #580 on: August 07, 2012, 12:14:11 am »
Re-animate in the form of the grill, and slice up the lich with my grillsaber. Also, summon Fenrir again to show Mcclay how to destroy a universe for REALZ!!!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #581 on: August 07, 2012, 01:24:29 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 07, 2012, 12:09:36 am
CHARGE LICH HIS WEEKLY RENT: THREE SOULS
(3) WITH GRUMBLES, HE PAYS UP. YOU RECEIVE YOUR COMRADES SOULS.

Quote from: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 12:09:45 am
GRAB LICH'S ARM, BEAT HIM TO DEATH wITH HIS OWN SEVERED ARM.   
(3) YOU BEAT THE UNDEAD MAN TO DEATH. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, HE'S A LITTLE DEAD.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 12:14:11 am
Re-animate in the form of the grill, and slice up the lich with my grillsaber. Also, summon Fenrir again to show Mcclay how to destroy a universe for REALZ!!!
(2) YOU REANIMATE, AS THE GRILL OF TCM. (2) FANCY BRACES DON'T HAVE GRILL SABERS. (6) THE FIRST THING MIGHTY FENRIR DOES IS EAT YOU.

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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #582 on: August 07, 2012, 01:25:55 am »
SELL SOULS ON BLACK MARKET. HIRE PRIVATE ARMY.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 01:28:51 am by Corai »
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #583 on: August 07, 2012, 01:27:06 am »
Hire the Jackass crew to destroy the lich.
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #584 on: August 07, 2012, 01:27:51 am »
KICK LICH IN DADDY BAGS.
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