FINALLY BECOME MECHA ROACH. SHOVE DRILL ARM UP LICH'S AREA WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
(1) THEY BETRAY YOU AGAIN. THEY'RE KIND OF ASSHOLES.
Interrupt Dragonforce with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 to taunt the lich, drawing his fire to let my companions attack him. To endure, transform into my Teddy Roosevelt/Terry Crews hybrid monstrosity.
Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
(1) DRAGONFORCE IS TOO LOUD AND COMPUTER ENHANCED TO BE INTERRUPTED BY AHA! (4) THE LICH IS STILL DISTRACTED THOUGH, AND HE IS STARING AT YOU. (3) YOUR RIGHT SIDE IS PART TD, PART TC.
FONDLY REGARD CREATION
(4) YOU BECOME AN EXISTENTIALIST PHILOSOPHER. WHY DO THE HEROES COMBAT THE LICH, KNOWING THAT IT WILL BRING THEIR EVENTUAL DEMISE WHEN THEY END THE GAME? BECAUSE THEY ARE DRAWN TO COMBAT EVIL, BY THEIR VERY NATURE. THEIR NATURE CAN OVERPOWER EVEN THEIR OWN SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION.
ABSORB TROLL TAVEROS AND TAKE HIS LANCE (AND POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH AND CONTROL ANIMALS)
CLAM SELF TO BE THE LAND VERSION OF AQUAMAN
TRY TO BE BETTER LOOKING THAN AQUAMAN
SEND TROLLS TO ATTACK NEAREST MOOK
(4) TAVEROS ABSORBED. (4) HAIL, LANDMAN! (1) BEING A TROLL BEAST, YOU AREN'T PRETTY. (6) YOU SEND TROLLS AFTER THE NEAREST MOOK, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THEMSELVES. TROLL IN-FIGHTING GO.
FONDLY REGARD CREATION
NAY, FONDLE CREATION
(2) YOU BEGIN MOLESTING ICE CREAM.
Sit back and watch, while alternatively cheering for both teams, and being as disruptive to the heroes' efforts as possible.
(4) CHEERING ACCOMPLISHED. (2) YOUR JEERING IS IGNORED. THIS IS SURPRISINGLY MATURE OF THEM.
Back.
Control the infected land to take away souls. And infect it again.
(2) YOU HAVE MADE ICE CREAM HELL.
BECOME ICE CREAM BLACK HOLE.
(6) YOU IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSE UPON YOURSELF.
BOSS TURN
(4+3 v 3+2) The lich glares at Xantalos and his constant taunting. Wielding his damned blade, he rushes the hero, leaving a long cut down his abdomen.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC ULTIMATE MINION
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, OWNER OF HELL.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, STRONGEST COCKROACH
ARENA STATUS