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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 660693 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #525 on: August 05, 2012, 10:08:46 pm »
Making movies, making music and

Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%&#485367#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #526 on: August 05, 2012, 10:11:45 pm »
THERE HAVE BEEN PRAYERS

ANSWER PRAYERS WITH CONCENTRATED CABBAGE ARTILLERY
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #527 on: August 05, 2012, 11:15:32 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 10:04:22 pm
AM IMMORTAL COCKROACH, COOL. GATHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND sWARM LICH TO EAT HIM.
(4) YOU GATHER 2 OTHER COCKROACHES, (3) AND NIBBLE ON THE LICH.

Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:05:30 pm
PURCHASE HELL FROM THE DEVIL. EVICT LICH.
(5)HELL PURCHASED FOR LOW LOW PRICE. (3) LICH YELLED AT. LICH DOSEN'T CARE.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 10:08:46 pm
Making movies, making music and

Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%&#485367#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
Foighting 'round the wooooooorrrrrllld!
(6)
HE LOVES IT, LIKELY DUE TO HIS UTTER INSANITY.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 05, 2012, 10:11:45 pm
THERE HAVE BEEN PRAYERS

ANSWER PRAYERS WITH CONCENTRATED CABBAGE ARTILLERY
(6) YOU BOMB DRAGOR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

Quote from: Yoink on August 05, 2012, 05:24:41 pm
TRAVOLTA: INTENSE CAR-BOUND SHOOTOUT WITH BOSS IN CROWDED CITY CENTRE

MAKE ESCAPE INVOLVING DRAMATIC CAR JUMP OVER MAKESHIFT RAMP, THROUGH BILLBOARD
(3, 4) A BLAND CAR SHOOTOUT FOLLOWED BY A SOMEWHAT IMPRESSIVE ESCAPE OCCURS.

BOSS TURN
(3+3)
With knowledge gained by the Russel Crowe Show marathon, The Boss attacks Xantalos, issuing a series of crushing blows to the New Zealanders rib cage.




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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #528 on: August 05, 2012, 11:17:30 pm »
HIRE HITDEMON TO KILL WOLFCHILD, FOR LULZ.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #529 on: August 05, 2012, 11:28:12 pm »
Russell Crowe

Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 11:47:31 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #530 on: August 05, 2012, 11:40:33 pm »
WE ARE LEGION! GATHER MORE COCKROACHES, EAT MORE OF LICH FROM INSIDE OUT.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #531 on: August 06, 2012, 12:38:33 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 11:17:30 pm
HIRE HITDEMON TO KILL WOLFCHILD, FOR LULZ.
(6) HE KILLS HIM, BUT WOLFCHILD IS SENT RIGHT BACK TO HELL.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 11:28:12 pm
Russell Crowe

Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
(3) THE BOSS NOW HAS A SMOKESTACK. IT JUST SPRAYS BLOOD. (5) YOU CONVINCE TUGGA TO KILL ITSELF. OOPS.

Quote from: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 11:40:33 pm
WE ARE LEGION! GATHER MORE COCKROACHES, EAT MORE OF LICH FROM INSIDE OUT.
(6) WAYYYYYY TOO MANY ROACHES. ITS LIKE NEW YORK IN HERE. (3) YOU EAT THE LICHS PANCREAS.

BOSS TURN
(3+3) With a mighty roar, the boss purges himself of the roaches.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #532 on: August 06, 2012, 12:39:17 am »
RENOVATE HELL. HIRE THE DEVIL AS JANITOR.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #533 on: August 06, 2012, 12:48:09 am »
So is he dead?

That gave me an idea!

Summon HIM again.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #534 on: August 06, 2012, 12:51:24 am »
MERGE WITH ROACHES TO MAKE A MAN LIKE SHAPE, THEN PUNCH LICH IN FACE WHILE FORCING MORE OF MY HUNGRY BROTHERS INSIDE.
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« Reply #535 on: August 06, 2012, 01:06:00 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 12:39:17 am
RENOVATE HELL. HIRE THE DEVIL AS JANITOR.
(6) HELL HAS BEEN MADE INTO AN ART DECO PARADISE. (2) HE GOES AND OPENS AN ICE CREAM PARLOUR USING THE MONEY YOU PAID HIM TO BUY HELL. HE'S NIT INTERESTED IN WORKING AS A JANITOR.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 12:48:09 am
So is he dead?

That gave me an idea!

Summon HIM again.
(You killed actual Tugga, not Lich Tugga.)
(6) SEEING HOW YOU DIDN'T LEARN YOUR LESSON LAST TIME, HIM ONCE AGAIN BETRAYS YOU. YOU ARE NOW LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT WITH THE MOST FLAMBOYANT DEVIL STAND IN I'VE EVER SEEN.

Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 12:51:24 am
MERGE WITH ROACHES TO MAKE A MAN LIKE SHAPE, THEN PUNCH LICH IN FACE WHILE FORCING MORE OF MY HUNGRY BROTHERS INSIDE.
(1) THEY MERGE WITH YOU BY TEARING YOU AND YOUR LOYALISTS TO BITS, THEN EATING THEM.

BOSS TURN
(1+3)The Boss kills Simple Minds, then takes them to Hell, where he hires them to play their greatest hits of the 80's.(6+3) They're better than ever.

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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #536 on: August 06, 2012, 01:08:53 am »
Quick! Transform lich into the Powerpuff Girls, only with osteoperosis and haemophilia, and AIDS! 



And fart on them.

Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 01:12:17 am by Xantalos »
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« Reply #537 on: August 06, 2012, 01:09:27 am »
EMERGENCY SELF BRAIN TRANSPLANT WITH SURVIVING ROACH. CONVINCE THEM wE MUST UNITE AND DEVOUR THE LICH FOR HE SMELLS DELICIOUS.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #538 on: August 06, 2012, 01:09:49 am »
PAY SPINAL_TAPER FORTY DOLLARS TO CHANGE TITLE FROM "NEW GUY" TO "OWNER OF HELL"
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« Reply #539 on: August 06, 2012, 01:26:45 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 01:08:53 am
Quick! Transform lich into the Powerpuff Girls, only with osteoperosis and haemophilia, and AIDS! 



And fart on them.

Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
(2) THE LICH DEFLECTS YOUR WEAKSAUCE MAGIC. (2) THE GM, HAVING WATCHED SAMURAI JACK INSTEAD OF POWER PUFF GIRLS AS A CHILD, DISREGARDS THAT.

Quote from: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 01:09:27 am
EMERGENCY SELF BRAIN TRANSPLANT WITH SURVIVING ROACH. CONVINCE THEM wE MUST UNITE AND DEVOUR THE LICH FOR HE SMELLS DELICIOUS.
(5) PERFECT, YOU ARE SMARTER, FASTER, STRONGER AND LARGER.
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WELCOME TO THE BODY OF THE STRONGEST COCKROACH. (3) THEY SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT HUNGRY, AS DELICIOUS AS HE SMELLS.

Quote from: Corai on August 06, 2012, 01:09:49 am
PAY SPINAL_TAPER FORTY DOLLARS TO CHANGE TITLE FROM "NEW GUY" TO "OWNER OF HELL"
(5) YOUR GM, BEING CORRUPT AND EASILY BRIBED, DOES SO.

BOSS TURN
The Boss leans over to Simple Minds and whispers a command into their ears. They nod, so he turns to face Xantalos.(4+3) Breaking into a sprint, he rushes Xantalos while Simple Minds begins the opening chords of "Don't You Forget About Me". Upon contact with Xantalos, he shatters the man's spine with a single punch.

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