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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 649324 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #510 on: August 04, 2012, 08:01:54 am »

ACQUIRE LEGENDARY ARMOR USER SKILL

ASCEND! WITH GUSTO!
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raptorfangamer

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #511 on: August 04, 2012, 08:18:27 am »

>fill the stomach with icecream!
>then freeze it! making the stomach burst!
>use your morbid death thought powers to keep upgrading your in-game state!
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"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

mcclay

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #512 on: August 04, 2012, 11:19:25 am »

SUPERNOVA ALL OVER THIS BITCH.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #513 on: August 05, 2012, 03:01:28 pm »

-Gah, damn me and caffeine. Forgot to read the entire thing.-

BLEED PROFUSELY, AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN A ATTEMPT TO DISTURB EVERYONE AROUND SELF.

-Edit: Appears that I am UP, underpowed. I find this entertaining because everyone but me are fighting the lich with great demonic and angelic powers. I am singing a song and have done more damage to him then anyone else so far.-
(6) YOU DISTURB YOURSELF

GOOD THING WAS ONLY STUNT DOUBLE

MARK OLD MINE OFF OF MAP, TRACK DOWN LEADS ABOUT BOSS'S CURRENT BASE

LEGO-YOINK: LEAD FELLOW MINIFIGURES IN MIDNIGHT RAID OF LOCAL TOYSTORE, LIBERATE WHEELS FOR TANK
(4) WAS INDEED STUNT DOUBLE. YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP UNTIL THEY TELL YOU THAT THE BOSS IS CURRENTLY FIGHTING SOME CHUMPS. (3) WHEEL LIBERATED.

CONVINCE EVERYONE GAME IS JUST BUGGY RIP OFF AND NOT REAL DEAL. DIVE BOMB LICH WHILE FIRING BOTH BLASTS OF FIRE AND ICE CREAM!
(1) THEY BURN YOU AT THE STAKE FOR BLASPHEMY. (6) IT'S HARD TO DIVE BOMB AS A CHARRED CORPSE.

consume suger to make me stronger
(1) YOU CONTRACT DIABETES.

ACQUIRE LEGENDARY ARMOR USER SKILL

ASCEND! WITH GUSTO!

(6) YOUR ARMOR OF CHOICE IS A MAPLE BREASTPLATE. (5) ASCENSION DONE. YOU HAVE THE AMULET, RIGHT?

>fill the stomach with icecream!
>then freeze it! making the stomach burst!
>use your morbid death thought powers to keep upgrading your in-game state!
(2) DOUBLE ICE CREAM CREATES PARADOX. (2) YOU TRY TO FREEZE PARADOX, BUT IT CONSUMES YOU.

>return to the fight.
>meld with another random player, giving him my powers.
>as a result, drop out of this game. DO NOT TAKE CONTROL!
(4,5) MCCLAY HAS GAINED YOUR STRENGTH. THIS HAS NO ACTUAL EFFECT ON GAMEPLAY.

SUPERNOVA ALL OVER THIS BITCH.
(1) YOUR SUPERNOVA, WHILE COOL LOOKING, ONLY DESTROYS YOURSELF.

BOSS TURN
"Ha! You think it's funny as well? That's good!"
The Boss prepares to rush mcclay, but receives an urgent message from a mook.
"What? Travolta? Damn!"
He speeds off in a car, pursuing Travolta.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #514 on: August 05, 2012, 03:09:23 pm »

WHAT ASCEND TO TOP OF TOWER SILLY WORLD THIS IS NOT HOW TO ACTIONS HOW DO I SHOWDOWN NOW

OH WELL THE RIDERS ARE GONE MIGHT AS WELL

OFFER AMULET TO YARIK, GOD OF MOUNTAINS, CABBAGE AND CHAINS
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Dragor23

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #515 on: August 05, 2012, 03:28:35 pm »

PRAY.
AGAIN.
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #516 on: August 05, 2012, 03:45:10 pm »

REBORN AGAIN! INFUSE SELF WITH SOULS OF PAST DEAD SOULS TO aCHIEVE GREATER POWER, THEN CHASE AFTER LICH WHILE LAUNCHING ICE CREAM WITH FLAMING TOPPINGS.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #517 on: August 05, 2012, 05:24:41 pm »

TRAVOLTA: INTENSE CAR-BOUND SHOOTOUT WITH BOSS IN CROWDED CITY CENTRE

MAKE ESCAPE INVOLVING DRAMATIC CAR JUMP OVER MAKESHIFT RAMP, THROUGH BILLBOARD
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 05:40:41 pm by Yoink »
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mcclay

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #518 on: August 05, 2012, 05:27:59 pm »

BECOME GOD OF SUPERNOVAS.
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raptorfangamer

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #519 on: August 05, 2012, 05:37:59 pm »

YES
FINALLY

>WAIT FOR PARADOX TO CONSUME EVERYTHING THE LICH EATS, HE WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY...
>ASCEND TO GREATER PLANE OF ICECREAM MAGIC
>USE ENTROPIC ICECREAM RAIN ON BATTLEFIELD
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #520 on: August 05, 2012, 06:07:32 pm »

If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...

After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was Kangaroo Jerk Jack.
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Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #521 on: August 05, 2012, 06:23:27 pm »

DIE, RESPAWN. DAMNIT RESPAWNING HURTS.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #522 on: August 05, 2012, 09:53:38 pm »

WHAT ASCEND TO TOP OF TOWER SILLY WORLD THIS IS NOT HOW TO ACTIONS HOW DO I SHOWDOWN NOW

OH WELL THE RIDERS ARE GONE MIGHT AS WELL

OFFER AMULET TO YARIK, GOD OF MOUNTAINS, CABBAGE AND CHAINS

(5) YOU ARE NOW A MINOR GOD OF CABBAGES.

PRAY.
AGAIN.

DRAGOR PRAYS! (4) THE BOSS DOSEN'T LIKE IT. IT COMES AT HIM, HE GRABS HIS ARM AND BEGINS MASSAGING IT.

REBORN AGAIN! INFUSE SELF WITH SOULS OF PAST DEAD SOULS TO aCHIEVE GREATER POWER, THEN CHASE AFTER LICH WHILE LAUNCHING ICE CREAM WITH FLAMING TOPPINGS.
(3) REBORN, AS COCKROACH. (2) REGULAR ICE CREAM COMES AT HIM, IT'S DELICIOUS.

BECOME GOD OF SUPERNOVAS.
(2) YOU ARE THE GOS OF ICE CREAM SUPERNOVAS.
YES
FINALLY

>WAIT FOR PARADOX TO CONSUME EVERYTHING THE LICH EATS, HE WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY...
>ASCEND TO GREATER PLANE OF ICECREAM MAGIC
>USE ENTROPIC ICECREAM RAIN ON BATTLEFIELD
(5) IT CONSUMES ALL HE EATS. (1) YOU ASCEND THROUGH THE GREAT INTSTINES OF ICE CREAM MAGIC, BEING DIGESTED INTO POO MAGIC. WHOOPS.

If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...

After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was Kangaroo Jerk Jack.
fighting round the world!
(6) YOUR SINGING IS SO BAD, YOU'RE DEPORTED TO NEW ZEALAND.(5) HE SHOULD REALLY TAKE HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS.

DIE, RESPAWN. DAMNIT RESPAWNING HURTS.
(3) RESPAWN, LACKING ALL POWERUPS,

BOSS TURN
"Well, it looks like there's a paradox in my intestines."
(2+3) Head removed from ass, placed upon neck. Somehow that restores nerves. He glares at Xantalos.

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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #523 on: August 05, 2012, 10:04:22 pm »

AM IMMORTAL COCKROACH, COOL. GATHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND sWARM LICH TO EAT HIM.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #524 on: August 05, 2012, 10:05:30 pm »

PURCHASE HELL FROM THE DEVIL. EVICT LICH.
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