-Gah, damn me and caffeine. Forgot to read the entire thing.-
BLEED PROFUSELY, AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN A ATTEMPT TO DISTURB EVERYONE AROUND SELF.
-Edit: Appears that I am UP, underpowed. I find this entertaining because everyone but me are fighting the lich with great demonic and angelic powers. I am singing a song and have done more damage to him then anyone else so far.-
(6) YOU DISTURB YOURSELF
GOOD THING WAS ONLY STUNT DOUBLE
MARK OLD MINE OFF OF MAP, TRACK DOWN LEADS ABOUT BOSS'S CURRENT BASE
LEGO-YOINK: LEAD FELLOW MINIFIGURES IN MIDNIGHT RAID OF LOCAL TOYSTORE, LIBERATE WHEELS FOR TANK
(4) WAS INDEED STUNT DOUBLE. YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP UNTIL THEY TELL YOU THAT THE BOSS IS CURRENTLY FIGHTING SOME CHUMPS. (3) WHEEL LIBERATED.
CONVINCE EVERYONE GAME IS JUST BUGGY RIP OFF AND NOT REAL DEAL. DIVE BOMB LICH WHILE FIRING BOTH BLASTS OF FIRE AND ICE CREAM!
(1) THEY BURN YOU AT THE STAKE FOR BLASPHEMY. (6) IT'S HARD TO DIVE BOMB AS A CHARRED CORPSE.
consume suger to make me stronger
(1) YOU CONTRACT DIABETES.
ACQUIRE LEGENDARY ARMOR USER SKILL
ASCEND! WITH GUSTO!
(6) YOUR ARMOR OF CHOICE IS A MAPLE BREASTPLATE. (5) ASCENSION DONE. YOU HAVE THE AMULET, RIGHT?
>fill the stomach with icecream!
>then freeze it! making the stomach burst!
>use your morbid death thought powers to keep upgrading your in-game state!
(2) DOUBLE ICE CREAM CREATES PARADOX. (2) YOU TRY TO FREEZE PARADOX, BUT IT CONSUMES YOU.
>return to the fight.
>meld with another random player, giving him my powers.
>as a result, drop out of this game. DO NOT TAKE CONTROL!
(4,5) MCCLAY HAS GAINED YOUR STRENGTH. THIS HAS NO ACTUAL EFFECT ON GAMEPLAY.
SUPERNOVA ALL OVER THIS BITCH.
(1) YOUR SUPERNOVA, WHILE COOL LOOKING, ONLY DESTROYS YOURSELF.
BOSS TURN
"Ha! You think it's funny as well? That's good!"
The Boss prepares to rush mcclay, but receives an urgent message from a mook.
"What? Travolta? Damn!"
He speeds off in a car, pursuing Travolta.