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[LordSlowpoke]

SELF #31:

EQUIP: EXCALIBUR, BOOTS OF ICE CREAM, MOON HELMET

ACQUIRE BREASTPLATE OF TOMFOOLERY AND GREAVES OF PENGUIN FEATHER TO COMPLETE TRUE SWORDSLORD SET

ASCEND

[Obdura]

TAKE A COLOSSAL COSMIC INTER-DIMENSIONAL DUMP ON HEROES, EMPOWERING THEM WITH CELESTIAL POOP ENERGY AND CURING MY RECTAL CANCER IN THE PROCESS

SILVER SURFER: RETRIEVE BOARD AND CONFRONT BUSINESSMAN

[Greenstarfanatic]

COMBINE WITH WIFE AND PET. BECOME EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, DEATH, AND MANLINESS.

BECOME ULTIMATE MINION.

USE NEWFOUND POWER TO FLICK YOINK.

[Corai]

LOVE AND TOLERATE THE LICH, MAKE HIM FEEL AWKWARD.

[Dirg]

RECRUIT PHOENIX WRIGHT TO PUT BUISNESS LICH IN JAIL FOR TAX FRAUD. SUCKER PUNCH BOSS LICH.

[Spinal_Taper]

>become something else than minion
>start the stabbity stab with frozen cyanide ice cream.
>hope for the best

(4) YOU ARE NOW EARLY GAME MID BOSS. (2) ICE CREAM IS NOT GOOD FOR STABBING. (2) YOUR THOUGHTS TURN TO MORBID DEATH.

HACK THE STOCK MARKET AND DESTORY THE LICH'S STOCKS.

(4) HE IS NOW ONLY SOMEWHAT WEALTHY.

SELF #31:

EQUIP: EXCALIBUR, BOOTS OF ICE CREAM, MOON HELMET

ACQUIRE BREASTPLATE OF TOMFOOLERY AND GREAVES OF PENGUIN FEATHER TO COMPLETE TRUE SWORDSLORD SET

ASCEND

(4) EQUIPPED. (4) OBTAINED. (1) ALL THIS NEW GEAR IS HEAVY. YOU ARE CRUSHED BY WEIGHT.

TAKE A COLOSSAL COSMIC INTER-DIMENSIONAL DUMP ON HEROES, EMPOWERING THEM WITH CELESTIAL POOP ENERGY AND CURING MY RECTAL CANCER IN THE PROCESS

SILVER SURFER: RETRIEVE BOARD AND CONFRONT BUSINESSMAN

(6) OH GOD, YOUR INSIDES CAME OUT AS WELL.(4) BOARD RETRIEVEVED, BUSINESS CONFRONTED.

COMBINE WITH WIFE AND PET. BECOME EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, DEATH, AND MANLINESS.

BECOME ULTIMATE MINION.

USE NEWFOUND POWER TO FLICK YOINK.

(3) YOU COMBINE. (6) YOU ARE NOW THE DRAGON THIS DOOMS YOU TO BE DEVOURED ONCE THE BOSS REQUIRES MOAR POWER. (2)NOT EVEN A VERITABLE GOD CAN HARM THE TRAVOLTA.

LOVE AND TOLERATE THE LICH, MAKE HIM FEEL AWKWARD.

(5) YOUR LOVE AND KINDNESS SHOCKS HIM, IT IS SOMETHING HE HAD NEVER FACED BEFORE IN THE HARD WORLD OF BUSINESS BANKING.

RECRUIT PHOENIX WRIGHT TO PUT BUISNESS LICH IN JAIL FOR TAX FRAUD. SUCKER PUNCH BOSS LICH.

(6) OBJECTION! PHEONIX IS A PROSECUTOR, AND HE ALREADY WORKS FOR THE LICH. DO YOU MEAN MILES EDGEWORTH?(2) THE BOSS LICH DOES NOT REACT. HE'S KIND OF DEAD.

BOSS TURN
(6+2) "Behold, my business school of magic! Great Merger!"
The bodies/particles of the other two bosses, as well as Caerwyn, who popped out of the boss because the GM is always right, begin hurtling at Business Lich. The collide with him, magnifying his already formidable strength into unimaginable levels.
"Ha! Now, you stand no potato! Face my brownies!"


BOSS STATUS

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Businessman

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC ULTIMATE MINION
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER

ARENA STATUS

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HELL, TOWER APEX

[mcclay]

TURN LICH INTO POTATO.

[Dirg]

FUDGE BROWNIES AND LEMONS! TIME TO KICK THIS UP TO 10. FIRE GATLING LAZORS FROM META SIDE I HAVEN'T USED UP UNTIL NOW. BECOME FINAL BOSS OF ANOTHER SIDE, ANOTHER STORY MODE UNLOCKED AFTER BEATING MAIN CAMPAIGN!

[Corai]

PUSH LOVE AND TOLERANCE FURTHER. SING MLP THEME SONG.


(I feel awful, love and tolerance must be like pouring acid on the poor guy!)

[Yoink]

MECHA-TRAVOLTA: BURST DRAMATICALLY INTO BOSS'S SECRET BASE

GUN EVERYONE DOWN IN SLOW-MO, SPOUT OCCASIONAL ONE-LINER INVOLVING F-BOMB

LEGO-YOINK: FIND LEGO BRICKS, BUILD LEGO TANK

[Spinal_Taper]

TURN LICH INTO POTATO.

(1) THE SPELL BACKFIRES, BURYING YOU IN STARCH.

FUDGE BROWNIES AND LEMONS! TIME TO KICK THIS UP TO 10. FIRE GATLING LAZORS FROM META SIDE I HAVEN'T USED UP UNTIL NOW. BECOME FINAL BOSS OF ANOTHER SIDE, ANOTHER STORY MODE UNLOCKED AFTER BEATING MAIN CAMPAIGN!

(4) YOU CREATE A DESSERT PLATTER. NOT A VERY GOOD ONE. (2) THE LAZORS FIRE ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE. (2)THINKING QUICKLY, YOU ESCAPE INTO THE UNDERDEVELOPED BONUS CAMPAIGN, WHERE YOU ARE AN UNDERPOWERED BOSS IN A CRAPPY CAMPAIGN.

PUSH LOVE AND TOLERANCE FURTHER. SING MLP THEME SONG.


(I feel awful, love and tolerance must be like pouring acid on the poor guy!)

(5) My Litttle Pony, My Little Pony IS ALL YOU CAN GET OUT BEFORE HE HURTLES INTO THE SKY, HIS FACE TWISTED INTO THE VERY IMAGE OF HORROR.

MECHA-TRAVOLTA: BURST DRAMATICALLY INTO BOSS'S SECRET BASE

GUN EVERYONE DOWN IN SLOW-MO, SPOUT OCCASIONAL ONE-LINER INVOLVING F-BOMB

LEGO-YOINK: FIND LEGO BRICKS, BUILD LEGO TANK

(3) TRAVOLTA BREAKS INTO THE LONG ABANDONED BASE.(1) HE STUMBLES INTO THE SECRET DUNGEON AND IS TORN TO BITS BY IT'S SECRET BOSS. (5) MANY LEGOS FOUND. MANY LEGO MINIFIGURES FOUND. (2) NO WHEELS THOUGH. I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.

BOSS TURN
(5+2)The Business boss lets out a horrified scream. Breathing heavily, he stares at Corai, who continues to sing. A mad glint appears in his eyes, and his face shifts from utter shock and horror to a disturbing caricature of a smile. His lips are distended to the sides of his face and his eyes opened to a seemingly impossible degree. His clothing shifts forms, shedding the business suit and adopting a purple and black jesters outfit. (6+2)Corai restarts the song, having forgot his progress. The Lich dives at him, singing along in a chipper falsetto. MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY. He lands on Corai, and rips out the Kobolds heart, still continuing the song. He holds the bloodied trophy into the sky, still blaring the song at the top of his lungs. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART! He turns to look at the remaining heroes.Did you like my song? Did you get my visual pun? He punctuates the second question with a quick giggle at his own joke.

BOSS STATUS

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Jester Ultima

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC ULTIMATE MINION
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER

ARENA STATUS

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HELL, TOWER APEX

[Corai]

-Gah, damn me and caffeine. Forgot to read the entire thing.-

BLEED PROFUSELY, AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN A ATTEMPT TO DISTURB EVERYONE AROUND SELF.

-Edit: Appears that I am UP, underpowed. I find this entertaining because everyone but me are fighting the lich with great demonic and angelic powers. I am singing a song and have done more damage to him then anyone else so far.-

[Yoink]

GOOD THING WAS ONLY STUNT DOUBLE

MARK OLD MINE OFF OF MAP, TRACK DOWN LEADS ABOUT BOSS'S CURRENT BASE

LEGO-YOINK: LEAD FELLOW MINIFIGURES IN MIDNIGHT RAID OF LOCAL TOYSTORE, LIBERATE WHEELS FOR TANK

[Dirg]

CONVINCE EVERYONE GAME IS JUST BUGGY RIP OFF AND NOT REAL DEAL. DIVE BOMB LICH WHILE FIRING BOTH BLASTS OF FIRE AND ICE CREAM!

[zomara0292]

consume suger to make me stronger