I USE REMEMBER ON GM
The Jester melts the chocolate around raptor, then (5) eats him, delicious.
THEN REPEAT LAST TURN ACTION.
(6) YOU MANAGE YOU BURY YOURSELF INSIDE THE ICE CREAM BEFORE STABBING
SUMMON FALCONHOOF
FALCONHOOF: KILL JESTER
ALSO GET BOOTS OF HERMES
UNSUMMON FALCONHOOF POSTHASTE
WELL, IT IS YOUR MONEY AND YOUR GAME. (6) BUT THAT'S IT, YOU LOSE THE GAME. (2) YOU OBTAIN BOOTS OF ICE CREAM. (1) FALCONHOOF SLAYS YOU IN VENGEANCE.
WARP SPACE AND TIME AROUND ICECREAM (INCLUDING DIRG MONSTROSITY), TURN THEM INTO MAYONNAISE
SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT
(4) MAYONAISE TRANSFORMATION DONE. (5) THE LICH IS BLOWN TO ITTY BITTY BITS.
He fights his directors and he fights his fans
Get Scott to give everyone cancer
Fight cancer
It's a problem noone understands!(5) EVERYONE GETS CANCER, OH BOY! YOU GAVE US ALL CANCER! (4) YOU FIGHT CANCER. EVERYONE BUT OBDURA IS CURED.
"NOW YOU SHALL LOOK UPON THE TRUE FACE OF HORROR AS YOU SCREAM INWARDLY, FOREVER TRAPPED IN MY GAZE!"STARING CONTEST WITH LICH GO! THEY SHALL BOW TO MY WILL!
(4V4) THE STARING CONTEST IS A TIE. SHAME, THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED, EXCEPT STARING CONTESTS DON'T ACTUALLY ENSNARE PEOPLE TO YOUR WILL.
DIVIDE BY ZERO.
(2) SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM.
SET JESTER LICH ON FIRE.
(4) THE BODY COMBUSTS.
TRAVOLTA: STATUS CHECK
TRAVOLTA WILL WOO FEMALE GUNSMITHS, GET THEM MAKE MACHINEGUNS
(4) YOU ARE JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. (5) WELL, AFTER THEY USE YOUR MACHINE GUN, THEY MAKE YOU MACHINE GUNS.
TURN BRISTLE CROC INTO MR. T. HE BE TRUE FAMILY PET.
(4) HE IS NOW MR T LATE IN LIFE.
Wait. GM said everyone instantly respawns when killed in Hell. That means they all deserve to be in Hell?
*Takes inventory of everyone*
Makes sense. Also, is it just me, or is this proto-RTD slowly evolving into an actual RTD?
((How so?))
Master the art of Zello-Fu, and use it to crush the heroes!
I think that I'll have to drop out. With my ISP shut off, I don't have very often to post...
Was fun while it lasted though! Good luck with it, y'all.
CAERWYN IS CONSUMED BY THE BOSS.
TRY TO COME BACK TO LIFE
IF WORK: SUMMON THE HUSS AND HIS GANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
(4) YOU HAVE ARRISEN, ONLY A LITTLE DECAYED. (5) YOU SUMMON WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
Who they are and weapons starting from the one with the cape and the gun (going clockwise)
rifles and (science)wands (tends to betray)
Lances (passive and easily frightened)
Clubs (unpredictable and violent)
eye beams (uncaring and lazy
fist (to strong to weld a weapon without braking it)
Mass attack!!!!! (to tired to think of a long, drawn out plan)
(2) NO! ICE CREAM INSTEAD!
...REINCARNATE AS PILE OF BRICKS ABOVE ZOMARA'S HEAD
FALL ON HIM IN RETALIATION FOR WALL OF SILLY HOMESTUCK
THEN GO BACK TO BEING METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF GOODNESS
(6,1) YOU FALL UPON HIS HEAD AS A PILE OF LEGO BRICKS. THEN, YOU ARE A MINIFIGURE.
BOSS TURN
(2+3) The businessman looks at his fallen fellow bosses. Slowpoke combusts.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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