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[Xantalos]

Kangaroo Jack? Perfect! Engage in epic dance-off with liches, beating the shit out of them while doing so.

[raptorfangamer]

YES
BOTH MINION AND HERO

>I, RAPTOR THE PRIEST OF MORPHING ICECREAM USE ICECREAM ON THE LICH

oh boy I hope I get a two I hope I get a two.

[Yoink]

AM ALREADY DEAD

EXIST ONLY AS METAPHYSICAL IDEA OF GOODNESS

CROC CANNOT EAT INTANGIBLE CONCEPT

HA

[Caerwyn]

Sob quietly in a corner, watching some Sporinball TaperZ, and hope that the RNG starts to like me again.

I dare say that this, my good friend, is the longest-running mini-RTD yet!

[jetex1911]

Telekinesis on that Jester!  Also, attempt to create a mental barrier, in case anyone attempts to attack me.

[mcclay]

SHOOT AT JETEX WITH BRAIN-AK-47'S

[Spinal_Taper]

TRAIN CROC PET TO ATTACK YOINK METAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS. HAVE IT ATTACK YOINK.

RAMBO HATES TRAVOLTA.

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.

(3) IT BITES AT METAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS, GIVING YOINK A SWIFT NIP.

WUT! META PHOENIX DIE FROM HEAT? RETCON DEATH, UNACCEPTABLE!

(5) DEATH RETCONNED.

Kangaroo Jack? Perfect! Engage in epic dance-off with liches, beating the shit out of them while doing so.

(5) YOU BEGIN AN EPIC DANCE OFF, (6)CLEARING UP THEIR GASTROINTESTINAL ISSUES AT THE SAME TIME!

YES
BOTH MINION AND HERO

>I, RAPTOR THE PRIEST OF MORPHING ICECREAM USE ICECREAM ON THE LICH

oh boy I hope I get a two I hope I get a two.

(1) YOU LOSE YOUR HERO STATUS CAUSED BY A GM GOOF UP.

AM ALREADY DEAD

EXIST ONLY AS METAPHYSICAL IDEA OF GOODNESS

CROC CANNOT EAT INTANGIBLE CONCEPT

HA

YOUR METAPHYSICALLITY DOES NOT PROTECT YOU FROM SUPER CROC.

Sob quietly in a corner, watching some Sporinball TaperZ, and hope that the RNG starts to like me again.

I dare say that this, my good friend, is the longest-running mini-RTD yet!

(6) YOU CRY ALL OF YOUR FLUIDS OUT. SORRY, THE RNG DOSEN'T LIKE YOU YET.

Telekinesis on that Jester!  Also, attempt to create a mental barrier, in case anyone attempts to attack me.

(1) THE JESTER EASILY REVERSES THE CONDUIT TO INCREASE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE EXPONENTIALLY. IT'S NOT PRETTY. YOU'RE A BIT TOO DEAD TO CREATE A MENTAL BARRIER.

SHOOT AT JETEX WITH BRAIN-AK-47'S

(6) YOU FIRE AT YOUR MEMORIES OF JETEX USING YOUR BRAIN AKs. OH WAIT, THAT TEARS THROUGH YOUR BRAIN.

BOSS TURN:
"Well then... If it's a dance you want, it's a dance you'll get!"
With a wild smirk and a quick jitter, he (3) does the macarena.

BOSS STATUS

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THREE FORMS, 1v1 with Dirg

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER

ARENA STATUS

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HELL, TOWER APEX

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[Tiruin]

Read a list of all who wish to attack my boss.

Tick off those who we defeated.

Put a smiley right next to 'Dirg'

[Dirg]

(Man, at this point I think I've come back more then the final boss. Also dem 5s on revivals, woot.) "Sorry about that, spontaneous combustion and all. Right, where was I?"CLAW OG LICH'S EYES OUT WITH TALONS!

[Xantalos]

Bite open the chest of one lich, then frce him to the ground and shit into the cavity. Let it ferment and hatch into hundreds of thousands of kangaroo larvae, which consume him from the inside out and gain a little of his traits a la Alien, AND THEY'RE LOYAL TO ME

Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.

Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.

*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.

Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?

[mcclay]

SHOOT BRAIN AK'S AT LICH.

[Caerwyn]

Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...

[Xantalos]

Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...

Isn't it frozen over since I turned off the sun?

[Spinal_Taper]

Read a list of all who wish to attack my boss.

Tick off those who we defeated.

Put a smiley right next to 'Dirg'

(2) NO, LIST OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD.

(Man, at this point I think I've come back more then the final boss. Also dem 5s on revivals, woot.) "Sorry about that, spontaneous combustion and all. Right, where was I?"CLAW OG LICH'S EYES OUT WITH TALONS!

(4) YOU BRUISE ONE OF THE BUSINESS MANS EYES.

Bite open the chest of one lich, then frce him to the ground and shit into the cavity. Let it ferment and hatch into hundreds of thousands of kangaroo larvae, which consume him from the inside out and gain a little of his traits a la Alien, AND THEY'RE LOYAL TO ME

Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.

Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.

*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.

Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?

(3) YOU BITE ONE OF THE LICHS IN THE CHEST AND SHIT ON HIM. HE'S BOTH PISSED AND CONFUSED. (6) THE GRILL MAKES GRILL MIX OUT OF ITSELF INSTEAD.

SHOOT BRAIN AK'S AT LICH.

(6) THEY BOUNCE OF OF HIM, AND HIT YOU.

Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...

(2) SURE, IT RAINS ICE CREAM.

BOSS TURN
(5+1) Tired of being useless and being pooped on, the business man approaches Xantalos. He takes the poop from his suit and stuffs it down Xantalos throat, followed by a quick one two to his face. Xantalos falls to the ground, opening him up to the next series of blows, a quick barrage of kicks delivered primarily to his rear end. To finish him, the business man grabs Xantalos by the tail, then hurls him into a demon.
"That wasn't very nice of you."

BOSS STATUS

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THREE FORMS, 1v1 with Dirg

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

HEROES

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YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER

ARENA STATUS

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HELL, TOWER APEX

[Xantalos]

Nom the demon like that horse in The Brothers Grimm movie and projectile vomit the now-hostile demon at the lich (It's now hostile from being in my stomach, where I store my propaganda centre)