A god? Perfect! Fashion the "Godslayer" weapon. A beautiful *Cat bone crossbow* with studded bolts. Shoot Kaiser with it. Kill him.
(4) IT'S A CAT BONE CROSSBOW (1) YOU FIRE IT AT KAISERR, BUT IT ARCS AROUND THE EARTH TO STRIKE YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.
USE ICECREAM ON EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY! THAT MEANS SOMEONE GETS A TWO FROM ME AND ICECRAM WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING ELSE!
HAIL ENTROPY!
(4) UH... WHAT? THEY ARE ALL COVERED WITH ICE CREAM.
TRAVOLTA: BURST FORTH FROM MECHALIZARD IN SPRAY OF MECHAGUTS
UNLEASH ASS-KICKINGS ON BAD DUDES
(5) TRAVOLTA BREAKS OUT OF MECHALIZARD, BLOOD, GUTS AND MACHINERY FLIES EVERYWHERE. (1) HE GOES AND GETS HIMSELF INTO A SCANDAL.
SEDUCE A RANDOM HERO TO EAT ME, THEN TAKE THEIR BODY WHEN THEY DO.
(3) HERACLES TAKES A FEW BITES, BUT FINDS YOU DISGUSTING.
Repeat my god marriage - divorce - get powers plan on Kaiser.
(2) THE DIVORCE IS LOST IN PAPERWORK. (4) YOU GAIN THE POWER... TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. (5) YOU PLAN OF KAISER, FOR WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.
(5) THE XANTALOS HAS BEEN DEVOURED BY THE CROC.
THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.
Turn it into Gummy from Mlp.
(3v5) IF GUMMYIES LOOK LIKE SMALL CROCODILES DEVOURING YOU, SUCCESS.
ADOPT CROCODILE AS FAMILY PET OF AWESOOOOOOOME.
(6) IT HAS BEEN ADOPTED. IT GOES FOR YOUR WIFES LEG. (3v2) SHE DODGES.
Hey, could you post another list that shows the heroes next turn?
((I don't understand the question, sorry. Could you elaborate?))
Okay, you've got MINIONS down there, and it shows what the lich has as allies. How about the lich's enemies, the heroes?
"BURN!"
PYROKINESIS ON MCCLAY
(4) MCCLAYS ICE CREAM SHIELDS HIM!
Because there's six to seven minions, and somewhere around 20 heroes, a good deal of which have their own minions. I'm not going to backtrack and put them all in, but I'll start noting heroes now.
BOSS TURN
"So... Mr. Travolta... You have come for me once more? Come, choose one of me, and we shall end this right here."
Challenge given.
BOSS STATUS
THREE FORMS, 1v1 with Dirg
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
RAPTOR, PRIEST OF ENTROPY, I GUESS.
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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