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[Spinal_Taper]

THROW BRICK THROUGH TOWER WINDOW

(5) BRICK THROWN. OLD MEN ANGERED.

PUNCH JOHN TRAVOLTA IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH LEADERSHIP

MECHALIZARD: EQUIP EXCALIBUR, BECOME MECHASWORDLIZARDLORD

(4) TRAVOLTA BOWS BEFORE YOU. (2) THE LIZARD CAN'T HOLD SWORDS, AS IT LACKS OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

>I AM THE BESTEST
>BUT NOT THE BESTEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE BESTEST
>BUT IM NOT THE BETSET BESTEST
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON THEM TOO
>AND DARK SPELL ON HEROES
>THEN I GET PROPER RESPECT FROM BILLY MAYS AND CHUCK NORRIS.

(6) YOU CAST HOLY ON THE JESTER, JUST AS HIS TYPE CHANGES. DAMN IT GUYS, STOP HEALING THE BOSS. (3) YOU HIT TIRUIN WITH IT. IT KIND OF STINGS, I GUESS. (2) YOU CAST METEOR ON THE HEROES, AND THEY RECIEVE ICE CREAM. WAIT, WHAT? (2) MAYS AND NORRIS LAUGH AT YOU.

I PUNT raptorfangamer OFF THE TOWER FOR TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS.

(4) THAT WAS HARSH. HE LANDS IN A CRUMPLED HEAP.

BOSS TURN:
The trio of bosses approach raptor.
"You? Who do you choose? You're going to lose."

[Xantalos]

Transform into this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwNkWtPhBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.

[raptorfangamer]

I choose nobody!

>use the power of one-liners and entropy to defeat them all give them ice cream!

[LordSlowpoke]

MECHALIZARD, TRAVOLTA, SELF: COMBINE POWERS TO BECOME THE DEATH STAR

ALSO GET OWN FACTION ALREADY THIS IS SILLY WE AREN'T EVEN HEROES

DEATH STAR: CHARGE ONIMOUSLY

[mcclay]

SHOOT LICH WITH AK-47.

[Dirg]

AM META-PHEONIX! RISE FROM ASHES AND USE OVERHEAT ON EVERYONE!

[Corai]

Respawn, throw rocks at tower windows.

[Obdura]

HA, AM UNTOUCHABLE ALL-POWERFUL WATCHER, SUMMON AND ORDER SILVER SURFER TO USE THE POWER COSMIC (PREFERABLY ON BADIES AND GUYS TRYING TO BLOW SHIT UP)

CREATE BLOCKBUSTER FILM OF THE MILLENNIUM BY FILMING BATTLE, OBTAIN NOBEL PRIZE

[Greenstarfanatic]

SCREAM AT HEROES. BECAUSE AM RAAAAAMBOOOOOO AND....YEAH.

[Caerwyn]

Kill Kaiser?

Oh man. I'm so sick...

[Spinal_Taper]

Transform into this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwNkWtPhBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.

(3) THE LICH IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR SCREAMING.

I choose nobody!

>use the power of one-liners and entropy to defeat them all give them ice cream!

(5) ICE CREAM PARTY!

MECHALIZARD, TRAVOLTA, SELF: COMBINE POWERS TO BECOME THE DEATH STAR

ALSO GET OWN FACTION ALREADY THIS IS SILLY WE AREN'T EVEN HEROES

DEATH STAR: CHARGE ONIMOUSLY

(1) MECHALIZARD EATS ALL OF YOU THEN TAKES A NAP. (5) A TRIBE BEGINS WORSHIPPING HIM.

SHOOT LICH WITH AK-47.

(5) YOU SPRAY THE LICH WITH AK BULLETS (5V5+1&2+1&6+1) THE ORIGINAL FORM AND THE JESTER FORM FLAIL ABOUT, REFLECTING THE BULLETS. BUSINESS MAN FORM JUST FLAILS ABOUT.

AM META-PHEONIX! RISE FROM ASHES AND USE OVERHEAT ON EVERYONE!

(5) YOU RAISE FROM DEAD IN MASSIVE BURST OF FLAME. (4) OVERHEAT DONE! ICE CREAM PROTECTS TIRUIN, BOSSES AND RAPTOR. OTHER HEROES SHIELDED BY YOUR BLESSING. THE OTHERS SUFFER SLIGHT BURNS.

Respawn, throw rocks at tower windows.

(2) YOU RESPAWN AS INANIMATE PILE OF ICE CREAM.

HA, AM UNTOUCHABLE ALL-POWERFUL WATCHER, SUMMON AND ORDER SILVER SURFER TO USE THE POWER COSMIC (PREFERABLY ON BADIES AND GUYS TRYING TO BLOW SHIT UP)

CREATE BLOCKBUSTER FILM OF THE MILLENNIUM BY FILMING BATTLE, OBTAIN NOBEL PRIZE

(4,1) SILVER SURFER SHOWS UP AND BEGINS ATTACKING. FILM FLOPS. WELCOME TO BANKRUPCY.

SCREAM AT HEROES. BECAUSE AM RAAAAAMBOOOOOO AND....YEAH.

(5) SCREAMING ACHIEVED.

Kill Kaiser?

Oh man. I'm so sick...

(6) KAISER KILLED! OH WAIT. KAISER HAS ASCENDED INTO GODHOOD!

BOSS TURN
"... That. Was. Not. Nice."
(5+1) The lich sprints over to the fallen boss, and infuses him with health. (2+1) The jester backflips over to mcclay, and disassembles his weapons.

BOSS STATUS

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THREE FORMS, 1v1 with Dirg

MINIONS

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WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

ARENA STATUS

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HELL, TOWER APEX

[Caerwyn]

A god? Perfect! Fashion the "Godslayer" weapon. A beautiful *Cat bone crossbow* with studded bolts. Shoot Kaiser with it. Kill him.

[Yoink]

TRAVOLTA: BURST FORTH FROM MECHALIZARD IN SPRAY OF MECHAGUTS

UNLEASH ASS-KICKINGS ON BAD DUDES

[raptorfangamer]

USE ICECREAM ON EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY! THAT MEANS SOMEONE GETS A TWO FROM ME AND ICECRAM WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING ELSE!
HAIL ENTROPY!

[Corai]

SEDUCE A RANDOM HERO TO EAT ME, THEN TAKE THEIR BODY WHEN THEY DO.