Well, I'll be gone for the next several hours; so argleblarg. By the way, lich, who are you calling hero? I froze over Hell! (among other things). Also, go Monty Python's rabbit on their asses. Legendary biter and all that. Plus POWEEEEERRR
(4v2+1) YOU BIT ONE. HOPE YOU HAVE RABIES OR SOMETHING, THAT'S NOT DOING MUCH ON ITS OWN.
Swear fealty to the boss
Shoot anybody that tries to fight him.
(3) THE LICH SHRUGS.
AM METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF JUSTICE AND GOODNESS
FORCES OF GOOD DESPERATELY NEED A HERO
USE ALL OF MY DISEMBODIED LIFE FORCE TO SUMMON SUPERPOWERED TIME-TRAVELLING JOHN TRAVOLTA
(4) ACCOMPANIED BY 80s SPEED ROCK, YOU BRING IN THE SPTTJT.
MECHALIZARD: USE PICKAXE TO REMOVE ALL OF THE TOWER'S SUPPORT
SELF: REMOTELY ACTIVATE GRAVITY
Edit:
'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORM
By the time the turns really start flowing, I'm asleep!
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
NOOO! Rig the dice to roll fives!
RIG THE DICE TO NOT ROLL AT ALL
TUMBLE INSTEAD
(2) MECHALIZARD DOSEN'T WANT TO. (6) YOU DECREASE YOUR PERSONAL GRAVITY, TURNING YOU INTO PAVEMENT MUSH. (1) NOW THE DICE ARE STUCK ROLLING AS THEY NORMALLY WOULD.
Jumps onto someone at random and absorb them. use the energy to mutate my body.
(1)YOU JUMP ONTO CAERWYN AND GIVE HIM ALL YOUR POWER. (1) YOU'RE TOO DEAD TO MUTATE.
'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORM
By the time the turns really start flowing, I'm asleep!
(4) YOU ARE NOW A 10-YEAR OLD WITH PSYCHIC POWERS.
>die, become god of the holy order of fapping.
>if possible, have several prophets spread my religion
yeah, I can't be bothered with this game any more.
(5) THE GREAT GOD OF FAPPING HAS COME! (4) THE PROPHETS SPREAD YOUR RELIGION. IT'S LIKE PAGANISM NOW, BUT INSTEAD OF GOTHS ADOPTING IT, IT'S POPULAR AMONG NECKBEARDS.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
(1) IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE RIGHT, THEN A PELVIC THRUST. IT'S THE STEP TO THE LEFT THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSAAAANNNEEE. OH WAIT. THAT'S THE SUNDER MY FLESH. YOUR FLESH IS SUNDERED.
STEP ON JOHN TRAVOLTA YOINK SUMMONED.
(3) YOU DISREGARD HIS SUPERPOWERS AND TRY TO STEP ON HIM.YOU STEP ON HIS TOE.
USE DRILL PECK ON ORIGINAL LICH.
(5) IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! HIS ARM IS REMOVED.
'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORM
By the time the turns really start flowing, I'm asleep!
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
(1) XANTALOS HAS ALREADY SCREWED THAT UP, AND IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES. THUS, I PUSH YOU INTO BATTLE WITH KAISERR.
SUMMON AN ION CANNON AND SHOOT IT AT EVERYONE.
(6) YOUR FIRST TARGET IS NAMED KAISERR. OOPS.
Hey, could you post another list that shows the heroes next turn?
((I don't understand the question, sorry. Could you elaborate?))
FORGET PROM, THERE IS/ARE LICH(S) TO VANQUISH
BECOME INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEING
BOOST MORALE ON 'HEROES' SIDE BY PROVIDING WORDS OF WISDOM/ENCOURAGEMENT
(yes I will keep trying)
(5, 5) OBDURA THE WATCHER IS BORN. HE YELLS AT PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD.
Before I die of suffocation, I kick the lich in spite.
(5) YOU KICK THE JESTER LICH IN SPITE. IT BUSTS HIS LEG. HE LAUGHS.
>I AM THE STRONGEST
>BUT NOT THE STRONGEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I PUNCH THE LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE STRONGEST
>IM NOT BUT IM NOT THE STRONGEST
>SO I PUNCH HIS MINIONS
>AND THE GOOD GUYS
>AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS
(6,6,5,6) YOU PUNCH THE LICH SO HARD, YOUR POWER GOES INTO THEM, RESTORING THEIR HEALTH. DITTO WITH THE MINIONS. YOU PUNCH THE HEROES HOWEVER, AND THINGS START TO BREAK. (6) YOU BECOME THE FRIEND OF BILLY MAYS AND CHUCK NORRIS. SADLY, YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT THEY CALL TO MOVE FURNITURE UP STAIRS AND STUFF.
BOSS TURN
"You... I will destroy you!"
(6+1) He gestures wildly, and various imps and skeletons raise themselves from the earth. They rush Dirg, mauling him and generally killing him.
BOSS STATUS
THREE FORMS, 1v1 with Dirg
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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