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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 657875 times)

Dragor23

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #360 on: August 01, 2012, 03:29:47 am »
PRAY TO HURT BOSS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #361 on: August 01, 2012, 03:32:37 am »
"No foul lich, it is you who needs to prepare!" BURN TIRUIN TO A CRISP WITH FLAMES IN AWESOME SHOW OF POWER!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #362 on: August 01, 2012, 03:47:06 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:24:12 am
((I swear that 2 was pre-rolled.  :P))

Try to abolish the heroes' concept of cheating the final boss' system! No artifacts!
(4) NOW ONLY ONE MAJOR EXPLOIT REMAINS!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 03:28:06 am
Sorry, Tiruin :P

Possess the boss' energy thing and form it into the shape of Fred Rogers.
Get everyone the f*ck out of my neighborhood.
(1) YOUR CONCEPT OF POSSESSION IS RUNNING INTO THE TOWER. YOU SNAP YOUR NECK ON THE HARD GRANITE,

Quote from: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 03:29:47 am
PRAY TO HURT BOSS
PAULA DRAGOR PRAYS! (3) YOU DO MINIMAL DAMAGE, BUT THAT MAY BE BECAUSE GOD IS BUSY BEING SUED.

Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 03:32:37 am
"No foul lich, it is you who needs to prepare!" BURN TIRUIN TO A CRISP WITH FLAMES IN AWESOME SHOW OF POWER!
(2) AND THUS, ICE CREAM WAS USED IN THE FINAL FORM OF THE BOSS FIGHT.

BOSS TURN
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What kind of heroes are you, who fears evil? You seem more like zeroes to me! Ha!"
The tower continues being there.


BOSS STATUS
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ARENA STATUS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #363 on: August 01, 2012, 03:50:14 am »
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #364 on: August 01, 2012, 03:51:55 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:50:14 am
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?
((I hate to give out hints, but CLIMB THE TOWER!))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #365 on: August 01, 2012, 03:52:38 am »
MELT ICE CREAM WITH INTENSE HEAT TRANFORMING IT INTO A STICKY MESS TO GET THE EVIL MINIONS STUCK IN.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #366 on: August 01, 2012, 03:52:55 am »
SHOVE ANTIPSYCHOTICS INTO MOUTH OF BOSS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #367 on: August 01, 2012, 03:58:14 am »
I thought I got disintegrated! Ah well! A broken neck is nothing to Theodore Crews! Use building kick to collapse tower so the roof is on the ground, then charge in with the rough riders!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #368 on: August 01, 2012, 03:59:34 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 03:51:55 am
Quote from: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:50:14 am
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?
((I hate to give out hints, but CLIMB THE TOWER!))
((I'm a minion.  :P))
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #369 on: August 01, 2012, 04:10:53 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:50:14 am
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?
(3) YOU ARE NOW A SOMEWHAT GROSS AVATAR OF MIDLY DISCOMFORTING HUNGER, DEFENDING THE ICE CREAM.

Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 03:52:38 am
MELT ICE CREAM WITH INTENSE HEAT TRANFORMING IT INTO A STICKY MESS TO GET THE EVIL MINIONS STUCK IN.
USING THE QUICK WITS FOUND IN THIS THREAD, YOU MELT THE ICE CREAM AROUND TIRUIN, RATHER THAN ATTACKING HIM! (4) IT'S STICKY AND GROSS.

Quote from: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 03:52:55 am
SHOVE ANTIPSYCHOTICS INTO MOUTH OF BOSS
(1) YOU CAN'T FIND HIS MOUTH, SO YOU SHRUG AND EAT THEM. BAD MOVE. YOU AWAKEN IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER AND SOMETHING NEXT TO YOU.
Quote from: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 03:58:14 am

I thought I got disintegrated! Ah well! A broken neck is nothing to Theodore Crews! Use building kick to collapse tower so the roof is on the ground, then charge in with the rough riders!
(5,3)YOU COLLAPSE THE TOWER SO WELL, IT JUST FOLDS INTO THE GROUND. THEN, YOU AND THE FINAL ROUGH RIDER RIDE IN. HE COLLAPSES RIGHT THERE. MAYBE A LONG DEAD CALVARY DIVISION FROM THE 1800s WASN'T A GOOD IDEA FOR BACKUP.

BOSS TURN
"So... Xantalos, you wish to be the first to die?"
The orb opens up, and a gaudily dressed man walks out. Behind him, the business suited man of his previous incarnation follows, and finally, his original lich like form walks out. The orb then falls onto the ground, faintly glowing. Grinning widely, the first form wanders over to Xantalos, and plants a firm kiss upon his lips.
"Greetings, pick yer poison!"

BOSS STATUS
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ARENA STATUS
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« Last Edit: August 01, 2012, 04:19:22 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #370 on: August 01, 2012, 04:16:06 am »
BECOME AN AMALGAM OF ENERGY AND UNPROCESSED STARCH!

BECAUSE: MELTED ICE CREAM ISN'T GOOD.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #371 on: August 01, 2012, 04:17:40 am »
Fire at anyone who tries to interfere with the boss and Xantalos' conversation.
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #372 on: August 01, 2012, 04:19:22 am »
SUMMON SIR ELTON JOHN TO PLAY PIANO THEME MUSIC FOR BATTLE. BEGIN FORGING SACRED WEAPON FOR XANTALOS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #373 on: August 01, 2012, 04:20:29 am »
Reveal that I had Batman and Robin lip-condoms on, and summon Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, and initiate beatdown of all 3 lich incarnations. For fun, have a swarm of voracious tiny George Takeis fly out of one's anus and devour him.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Dragor23

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #374 on: August 01, 2012, 04:23:24 am »
OH SHIT

SMOTHER SOMETHING WITH PILLOW
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