Come back into the battle as a shape-shifting demon
(6) YOU COME BACK AS A DEMON WHO SHAPE SHIFTED INTO A PRE-SCHOOLER.
Catch and then bind Jetex's soul into an evil minion.
(6) DISREGARD 6, HE'S ALREADY IN A PHYSICAL FORM.
BOOGIE UNTIL YOU CAN JAM THE BOSS INTO OBLIVION
(2) 70's MUSIC DOES NOT OCCUR IN HELL. I'M SORRY.
SILLY DEATH, I'VE BEEN DEAD ALL DAY
WHY DID YOU KILL ME AGAIN THIS IS SILLY
START OWN FACTION, GO RECRUIT SKELETON SWADIAN KNIGHTS AND RHODOK CROSSBOWMEN
DEFINE FACTION ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC CHAOTIC
(2) NO OWN FACTION, BUT (6) THE MOUNT AND BLADE REFERENCE GOES OFF RIGHT. OH WAIT. THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
DO BOOK SIGNINGS
ALL OF THEM
ALSO USE BEACH HOUSE TO ENGAGE IN MOST DEBAUCHED AND VILE OF WASHED-UP-HERO ACTIVITIES: BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT
CHUG MARTINIS LIKE APPLE JUICE
(4) ALL BOOKS ARE SIGNED. (4) CORPSE HOUSE USED FOR BEACH VOLLEY BALL TOURNAMENT. SOMEHOW, YOUR HOUSE HAS NOT YET BEEN DESTROYED FOR BEING AN OFFENSE TO GOD, HUMAN NATURE AND DEMOCRACY. (5) MARTINIS INDEED CHUGGED LIKE APPLE JUICE.
FIND SOUL OF PORSCHE IN HELL, RAM IT INTO THE LICH AT 88 MPH
(4) SOMEHOW, YOUR PORSCHE HAD A SOU.L YOU RAM IT INTO THE ORB AT 88 MPH. ORB IS CHIPPED.
Summon BILLY MAYS and use my paperwork storm in tandem with his unique attack and Him's omnipotent powers to annihilate the orb from existence. If attacked, transform into Theodore Roosevelt to mitigate the damage.
(3) IT WORKS LIKE YOU SAID, EXCEPT IT DOSEN'T. IT'S
MUCH LESS IMPRESSIVE.
CRUSH YOINK, HIS HOUSE, HIS TOURNAMENT, AND HIS MARTINIS.
HUG WIFE.
(6) YOU CRUSH YOINK, HIS PROPERTY, HIS HOBBY AND HIS SOULMATES. (5) THEN YOU HUG YOUR WIFE. SHE DOSEN'T MIND BEING TOUCHED BY RAMBO COATED BY BLOOD, GUTS AND MUSCLES. SHE EVEN WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO YOUR EAR, AND IT MAKES YOU BLUSH. I CAN'T TYPE IT HERE, LEST THIS RTD TURN INTO ROLL TO FAP.
"My condolences, heroes!"
MAKE GOD AWFUL EXCUSE FOR MY ACTIONS
PARTICIPATE IN YOINK'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT WHILE SHOWING LICH A GOOD TIME
ANTI-CRUSH YOINK SHOULD HE BE CRUSHED
(1) NO EXCUSE OBTAINED, BUT ETERNAL SHAME OBTAINED INSTEAD. (4) YOU PARTICIPATE IN YOINKS TOURNAMENT, WORKING WITH YOINK TO WIN. THE LICH, BEING AN ALL-POWERFUL IDIOT, DOSEN'T CARE. (2) YOU CRY ON YOINKS CORPSE. FAIRY TALES LIED, IT DOSEN'T WORK.
CRUSH...THE...HEROES...
(5) DIRG, OBDURA BOTH CRUSHED. THEY LOOK LIKE CRUSHED SODA CANS, EXCEPT THEY HAVE A LOT MORE BLOOD AND BONES.
ASCEND TO THE BEST ASTRAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE TO SLEEP!
(2) YOU'RE STUCK IN THE WATER PLANE, AND THAT PLACE SUCKS.
BE USEFUL, PRESS OFF SWITCH ON ORB.
(1) YOU ARE LESS THAN HELPFUL, YOU PRESS OFF SWITCH ON YOURSELF.
BECOME YOG SOTHOTH. BE ALL THE GATE AND THE KEY ON THIS BITCH.
(1) YOU ARE NOT YOG SOTHOTH, YOU ARE DEAD. YOUR GM IS RUNNING LOW ON IMAGINATION JUICE.
"Caerwyn, haven't seen you in awhile! Hey, need some help?
Initiating protocol XBN75. Operation Death is now underway.
FIAH TEH DEATH BEAM LAZORZZZZ AT TEH STUPID HEROZ!!1!1!ONE ONE
(4) BIG LAZOR OCCURS. IT KNOCKS HAUNTER AND HIS CAR MUCH CLOSER TO THE ORB.
I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.
You're the biggest monster here.
BOSS TURN
The orb glows for a moment, before firing off another jet of magic. (1+1) It misses. The orb once again shifts faces, adopting the face of Haunter.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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