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[Spinal_Taper]

Rip clippy apart, use his pieces as javelins to throw at the good side player characters

(6,6) YOU RIP CLIPPY TO TINY, TINY PIECES, THEN HURL THEM TOWARDS THE GOOD CHARACTERS LIKE JAVELINS. YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB RIPPING, THE LITTLE CHUNKS CAN'T FLY OR DO ANY DAMAGE.

not going to be a minion! he will use me as a meat shield!

>that ascends you from mook to actual character

>and as the lich has more peopls than you, and you are a faction of yourself, the inverse ninja law kicks in!

THE GM DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL!

"Hi there, sweetie. I see you're a bit down. Hows about trying Ol'grannie's cookies, eh Yoink?"

THIS WILL SURELY CONVINCE HIM!

FILE A LAWSUIT ON CLIPPY FOR IMPERSONATING MY MASTER!

(6) THE COOKIES CONTINUE BEING DELICIOUS. (6) YOU FILE A LAWSUIT ON CLIPPY FOR BEING A LICH IMPERSONATOR, BUT HE HAS A PHEONIX WRIGHT IMITATOR HIRED! OH NO!

CLIMB INTO MECHALIZARD

FORGET WHY ON BATTLEFIELD

GO VANDALIZE TOKYO

(3) YOU CLIMB INTO MECHALIZARDS HAND. (2) YOU DON'T MANAGE TO VANDALIZE TOKYO, SO YOU AREN'T A TRUE MONSTER.

I knew it would come to this, eventually....

Inform fanfiction.net of the events happening here and let them make fanfiction of all kinds. Then, send to 4chan.

(2) THERE'S ONLY ONE ATTRACTIVE ONE HERE, SORRY.

"Grrr... THIS GUITAR IS A PIECE OF JUNK!"  SMASH LICH WITH MY GUITAR HAMMER REPEATEDLY

(3) YOU HIT HIM WITH A HAMMER. BANG BANG, IT COMES DOWN UPON HIS HEAD. BRUISES.

Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.

(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!

BOSS TURN:
"That.. was interesting. mcclay, it ends here."
(2) He fires a blah.. blah.. blah.. dark bolt blah.. blah.. blah.. misses etc.

BOSS STATUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE

MINIONS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

ARENA STATUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

VAGUELY GREY PLANE OF EXISTANCE

[Xantalos]

*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*

*yes*

[anailater]

FIND THE POKE GOD USE UNIMAGINEABLE POWERRRRR!

[Yoink]

SEDUCE SUPERMODEL SEDUCE ALL THE SUPERMODELS

BECOME DEBAUCHED, WASHED-UP HERO

ALSO BEAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR DRUGS

"AM WANT BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES"


Fakeedit: TAKE COOKIES, FORM INTO MAKESHIFT WMD

KEEP IN BASEMENT

[Nirur Torir]

Throw bolts of corruption at the heroes.

[raptorfangamer]

I wont be a mook/minion! he will use me as a meat shield!

>that ascends me from mook to actual character, I get most of the benefits of being one

>and as the lich has more peopls than me, and I am a faction of myself, the inverse ninja law kicks in (I am stronger than them as long as I am less than them)!

fixd?

[LordSlowpoke]

*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*

*yes*

>MECHALIZARD: STRIKE INTERFACE WITH LASER BEAMS

>SELF: RAID GAME STORE FOR BETTER DICE

[jetex1911]

'Well, I've done everything I could think of, and it isn't doing very much... wait... I'VE GOT IT!' TOSS FLOWERS AT THE LICH. GAIN FRIENDSHIP, AND HOPEFULLY FORGIVENESS.

[Spinal_Taper]

*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*

*yes*

(2) YOU CAN'T WORK UP THE NERVE.

FIND THE POKE GOD USE UNIMAGINEABLE POWERRRRR!

(5) POWER OBTAINED.

SEDUCE SUPERMODEL SEDUCE ALL THE SUPERMODELS

BECOME DEBAUCHED, WASHED-UP HERO

ALSO BEAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR DRUGS

"AM WANT BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES"


Fakeedit: TAKE COOKIES, FORM INTO MAKESHIFT WMD

KEEP IN BASEMENT

(6) AROUND HALF OF THEM ARE CLINGY, BUT YOU ESCAPE. (6) UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BECOME A VERY WASHED UP HERO. YOU AWAKEN ON A BEACH. (3) THE HOMELESS PEOPLE GIVE YOU CHEMOTHERAPY. (5) COOKIE WMD CREATED. (6) YOU KEEP IT IN THE BASEMENT FOR SOME REASON.

Throw bolts of corruption at the heroes.

(5) THEY PIERCE THE HEROES, CAUSING YOINK TO FORSAKE PURITY FOR SUPERMODELS. IT ALSO MAKES ANAILATER GO INSANE.

I wont be a mook/minion! he will use me as a meat shield!

>that ascends me from mook to actual character, I get most of the benefits of being one

>and as the lich has more peopls than me, and I am a faction of myself, the inverse ninja law kicks in (I am stronger than them as long as I am less than them)!

fixd?

((Better.))
(1) YOU FAIL IN SEPERATING FROM THE LICHS FACTION, (5) BUT THE INVERSE NINJA LAW STILL KICKS IN. SMOOTH.

*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*

*yes*

>MECHALIZARD: STRIKE INTERFACE WITH LASER BEAMS

>SELF: RAID GAME STORE FOR BETTER DICE

(4, 6) MECHA LIZARD HAS DESTROYED THE NEW GAME BUTTON! YOU HAVE ALSO FOUND NEW DICE, BUT THEY ARE SO NICE, THE HOMELESS TAKE THEM.

'Well, I've done everything I could think of, and it isn't doing very much... wait... I'VE GOT IT!' TOSS FLOWERS AT THE LICH. GAIN FRIENDSHIP, AND HOPEFULLY FORGIVENESS.

(6, 4, 3) YOU HURL FLOWERS, CAUSING HIM TO LOOK PRETTY. YOU HAVE GAINED ACQUAINTANCESHIP STATUS, AND HE DOESN'T GET ANNOYED AS EASILY AT YOU.

BOSS TURN:
"Finally, competence."
Once again, he strikes mcclay, (1) burning himself upon mcclays infernal scalp.

BOSS STATUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE

MINIONS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION

ARENA STATUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

VAGUELY GREY PLANE OF EXISTANCE

[LordSlowpoke]

FEED MECHALIZARD MULTIPLE AMOUNTS OF RARE CANDY UNTIL EVOLVES

CHALLENGE POKEGOD TO DUEL TO ACQUIRE EARTH BADGE

[Nirur Torir]

Throw evil bolts of evil mutations at heroes.

[anailater]

USE POKEGOD POWERS, DESTROY ALL OF THE COUNTRYS!

[wolfchild]

Rip spine out of Yoink, use it as javelin against yoink

[Yoink]

"OH NO SAND"

BUILD BEACHSIDE MANSION FROM BODYPARTS AND COOKIE DOUGH

TELL EVERYONE AM NOT VILLAIN, JUST NOT BEING HERO NOW

AND CAN GET FULL STORY IN SOON-TO-BE-PUBLISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY

WRITE MORE MEMOIRS ON BANANA LEAVES AND COCONUTS, SELF-PUBLISH

Edit @Wolfchild:
AM ON BEACH

YOU MOLE PERSON, MELT IN WATER

HA HA

[Xantalos]

Uhhhh....eat RTD and shove the giant centipede in my handy gigantic grill that got me killed by outside forces last time I used it.