PESTILENCE, DISEASE, FAMINE, PLAGUE!
RALLY THE UNMAKERS OF LIFE ITSELF.
TO ME, MY BRETHREN!
(6) YOU BRING FORTH PLAGUES AGAIN. THEY COME, HARBORING DISEASES. THEY DIE ON THE SPOT.
ASK WIFE TO HELP BREAK SHIELD.
PERFORM ACTION FROM LAST POST.
(6,6) YOUR WIFE, BEING THE LICH KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO OPEN THE DOME. SHE DOES
THIS!. YOU SPRINT IN, GRAB YOINK, AND THROW HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL, WHERE THEY HEAL HIS WOUNDS. YOU DO HOWEVER, TAKE ONE OF HIS EYECHUCKS.
Use fifty billion tons of OxyClean that I bought to clean that ectoplasmic lich mess right up!
I grant Him control of the Legions of Beauracracy (spelling derp) and Telemarketers to do whatever with.
(3) YOU CLEAN UP ONE OF THE PUDDLES. (6) HIM BETRAYS YOU NEAR IMMEDIATELY, BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? END RESULT, YOU'VE BEEN COVERED IN JUNK ITEMS AND PAPERS.
become the secret final boss kind that interrupts that final boss!
and bring some blut, we need to drink more blut.
(1) YOU ARE SUMMONED AS A MINION TO DEFEND THE BOSS. I GUESS YOU INTERRUPTED THE FIGHT IN A WAY.
BATTER CAERWYN WITH EACH NOTE OF MY ROCK MUSIC!
(2) YOU FUMBLE THE CHORDS AND THE FINGERING.
CONVINCE BUREAUCRACY STOP EXISTING NOW LICH RULES ALL NOT NEEDED
(5) WITH A SPECTACULAR SPEECH, THE BUREAUCRACY DISSOLVES, LEAVING THE LICH FREE.
REPLACE BATTLEFIELD WITH GIANT CAGE
CAGE IS FILLED WITH BEES
(6) YOU CHANGE THE BATTLEFIELD INTO A CAGE. IT HAPPENS TO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE OLD BATTLEFIELD, AND WORK THE EXACT SAME WAY. (1) THE BEES DON'T LIKE YOU. THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU.
Focus my energy, and split my body. Call the newly-created me "Lavial". Together, conquer our foes!
This is fun!
((Good to hear it.))
(2,3) YOU DON'T MANAGE TO FOCUS YOUR ENERGY, BUT YOU SPLIT YOUR BODY. ONE OF YOU LOOKS RATHER UNPOWERFUL. I'D HAVE TO SAY, HE LOOKS LIKE AN INFANT. (3) YOU AND YOUR BABY SELF TEAM UP ON YOINK, BUSTING HIS LEGS.
TEXT ST. MICHAEL THE ARCHANGEL. TELL HIM LICH STOLE HIS SWORD
(4) "OH, DUDE THAT LIKE SUCKS AND STUFF. LIKE, BE RIGHT THERE."
HE COMES DOWN, AND WALKS INTO THE ENERGY SHIELD, REPLACING YOINK.
CHANNEL MY NEWFOUND HOMOSEXUALITY INTO SUPER POWER
GRAB CAERWYN/BOTH CAERWYNS AND WIELD/DUAL WIELD AGAINST BOSS
(6) YOU CHANNEL YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY INTO THE POWER OF BEING VERY, VERY ATTRACTIVE. YOU HAVE GAINED FANGIRLS. OH GOD, HERE COMES THE FANFICS. (1v5) YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE FAN FICTIONS. YOU ARE NOW TRYING TO SEDUCE THE BOSS.
using this temple, create the holy order of the fap.
try to take over other temples with my fapulous monks.
(5) THE HOLY ORDER OF FAP TAKES OFF, AND THE TEMPLE IS QUICKLY CONVERTED. (1) HOWEVER, THE PRIESTS ARE TOO BUSY FAPPING TO GO TAKE OVER OTHER TEMPLES.
Douse boss in gasoline. Light match. Throw.
(1,1,1) YOU DOUSE YOURSELF IN GASOLINE, LIGHT YOURSELF, THEN GIVE INTO A PIT.
BOSS TURN
"Why? Why? Greenstar, you fool. I forgive you though, just help me out, mkay?"
He once again gathers his strength, then (6v4) gives mcclay another crushing blow, shattering his spine.
BOSS STATUS
ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
ARENA STATUS
VAGUELY GREY PLANE OF EXISTANCE
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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