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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 660455 times)

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #210 on: July 31, 2012, 02:14:42 am »

MAKE ALLIANCE WITH SON, SEND OUR COMBINED FORCES TO KILL LICH.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #211 on: July 31, 2012, 02:21:03 am »

Discover the truth.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #212 on: July 31, 2012, 02:21:51 am »

I TAKE PICTURES OF GREENSTAR HORRIBLY BEATING HIS WIFE AND THEN GIVE THEM TO PHOENIX WRIGHT
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #213 on: July 31, 2012, 02:23:08 am »

MAKE SARCASTIC JAB AT DEMON MOTHRA'S DUBIOUS PARENTAGE TO INCITE MOAR RAGE

PUNCH IMPS #1 #2 #3 IN THE FEET

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #214 on: July 31, 2012, 02:23:44 am »

Have imps 1-100 gang up on whispers, attack haunter with the rest
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #215 on: July 31, 2012, 02:38:52 am »

MAKE ALLIANCE WITH SON, SEND OUR COMBINED FORCES TO KILL LICH.
(6)DURING NEGOTIATIONS, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH GIVE. HE TAKES OVER THE DUTIES OF COMMANDING THE ARMIES, MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES, CONTROLLING THE FUNDS AND BEING THE SUN. YOU HAVE FOOTSTOOL DUTIES.

Discover the truth.
(5) TURNS OUT, YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.

I TAKE PICTURES OF GREENSTAR HORRIBLY BEATING HIS WIFE AND THEN GIVE THEM TO PHOENIX WRIGHT
(5) YOU TAKE HORRIFYING PICTURES DEPICTING THE TRAGEDY OF DOMESTIC ABUSE. WAIT, PHEONIX IS AN ATTORNEY, NOT A PROSECUTOR. OOPS.

MAKE SARCASTIC JAB AT DEMON MOTHRA'S DUBIOUS PARENTAGE TO INCITE MOAR RAGE

PUNCH IMPS #1 #2 #3 IN THE FEET

(6) "YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ELF, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF GNOMESBLIGHT!" DWARVERN INSULTS DON'T WORK ON DEMONS, IT TURNS OUT.(4,3,4) BENDING OVER, YOU SLUG EACH IMP IN THE FOOT, CAUSING BLEEDING, BRUISING AND BLEEDING RESPECTIVELY.

Have imps 1-100 gang up on whispers, attack haunter with the rest
(50) FIFTY RUSH HIM, WHERE AS THE REST GO GET DRUNK. (2) THOSE WHO ATTACK ARE UTTERLY INEFFECTUAL.(5) THOSE WHO GET DRUNK GET SPECTACULARLY SMASHED. YOU DIRECT THE DRUNKEN ONES AT HAUNTER, AND THEY THROW UP ON HIM. GROSS.

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Noticing an opportunity, The Boss hires Pheonix to be the defendant of their group.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #216 on: July 31, 2012, 02:47:30 am »

APPEAR OUT OF A STORM OF PAPERWORK

USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #217 on: July 31, 2012, 02:50:23 am »

EAT SON AND SUN. SUPERNOVA IN LICH'S FACE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #218 on: July 31, 2012, 02:51:33 am »

COVER IMPS IN HONEY.

BEGIN HERDING IMPS TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #219 on: July 31, 2012, 03:04:46 am »

APPEAR OUT OF A STORM OF PAPERWORK

USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS
(3) YOU APPEAR OUT OF A TAX FORM STORM, GRIT YOUR TEETH AND OPEN FIRE, TAKING OUT SOME OF THE IMPS.

EAT SON AND SUN. SUPERNOVA IN LICH'S FACE.
(6) YOU EAT YOUR SON AND SUN. OW, THAT'S SPICY! IT HURTS YOUR TONGUE.(2)  IGNORING THE PAIN, YOU TRY TO GO SUPERNOVA, AND PROMPTLY FAIL.

COVER IMPS IN HONEY.

BEGIN HERDING IMPS TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.

(6) YOU GO WILD WITH THE HONEY, PAINTING YOURSELF AS WELL. (3) TWO OF THEM ARE HERDED TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.

BOSS TURN
"What? I thought I broke your spine! Fool! This time, no holding back!"
He fires a spark at Whispers. Better watch out, he'll light your cigarettes.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #220 on: July 31, 2012, 03:07:47 am »

THROW YOUR EYES AT IT

ALL OF THEM
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #221 on: July 31, 2012, 03:12:00 am »

SUMMON SWARM OF ANNOYING BEUROCRATS TO LEGISLATE LICH TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS, INCLUDING HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS FOR EVERY FORM HE FILES.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #222 on: July 31, 2012, 03:19:11 am »

Summon forth Succubi to seduce the heroes to evil, or at least to steal their souls
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #223 on: July 31, 2012, 03:25:31 am »

THROW YOUR EYES AT IT

ALL OF THEM

(1) THE GM IS TOO WISE TO THROW HIS EYES AT WORDS ON A SCREEN, AND HE SMITES YOUR CHARACTER. A TRAIN RUNS YOU OVER.

SUMMON SWARM OF ANNOYING BEUROCRATS TO LEGISLATE LICH TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS, INCLUDING HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS FOR EVERY FORM HE FILES.
"(6) FEAR ME, FOR I AM XANTALOS, GOD OF BEUROCRACY! DELAY HIM, MY MINONS! NO, NOT ME! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Summon forth Succubi to seduce the heroes to evil, or at least to steal their souls
(2) SUCCUBI COME FORTH, BUT SEEING HOW YOU ROLLED A 2, THEY ARE MADE OF ICE CREAM, AND MELT IN MCCLAYS PRESCENCE.

BOSS TURN
"Behold, how the mighty god of bureaucrats has fallen. Now, to stop their ravages!"
A vortex opens up besides the bureaucrats, sucking some inside.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #224 on: July 31, 2012, 03:28:22 am »

SEND INFINTE LEGIONS TO WAR AGIANST THE ENEMY. USE FULL SUN POWER TO ATTACK LICH.
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