HERORIC SACRAFICE WITH NUKE SAVE WORLD
ALSO SURVIVE ANYWAY BUT CORRUPTED FOR SEQUEL HOOK
(1) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF, (2) BUT INSTEAD OF BEING CORRUPTED FOR THE SEQUEL HOOK, YOU BECOME A USELESS NPC FOR THE SEQUEL.
FIRE CABBAGE NUKE AT BOSS
(2) IT DOSEN'T FIRE. MAYBE ADDING FUEL WOULD HELP.
EMIT THE WAR CRY OF ONE SINGLE HORRIFYING SPECIES, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUMMON THEM TO MY AID!
"COME, MY RACERS, COME!" *emits the cry of horrible, horrible things.*
(1) YOU TRY TO CALL FOR CLIFF RIDERS, BUT YOU ONLY MANAGE TO THROW OUT YOUR VOICE.
I must... avenge.... MY PORSCHE!!!
EAT THIS!!!!!! I THROW HEAVENLY SWORD INTO THE LICH'S VORTEX
(6) YOU THROW THE BLADE INTO LICHS HAND, ADDING IT'S POWER TO HIM.
CONTINUE NEGOTIATE WITH KOBOLD-GRUES
(5) YOU CONTINUE NEGOTIATIONS WITH THEM, EVENTUALLY SWAYING THEN TO YOUR SIDE.
PUT 'KICK ME' SIGN ON LICH. SHOW IMPS WHERE SIGN IS AND HOPE THEY GET MESSAGE.
(1) YOU MISS WITH THE SIGN, AND PLANT IT ONTO YOUR GROIN.(1) LUCKILY, THE REST OF YOUR PLAN GOES JUST AS WELL, AND THE IMPS DON'T ATTACK YOUR GROIN.
I JOIN ON THE BOSSES SIDE! WOOOOT.
I ATTACK HAUNTER FIRST.
BEING SWAYED BY THE MORALITY SWITCH OF YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE, YOU TURN ON YOUR FORMER ALLY: HAUNTER. (3) YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE ARM. IT BRUISES HIM. YOU PUT DOWN THE NERF ROCKET LAUNCHER.
CAST SPELL OF GENTRIFICATION CAUSING 1d10 AFFLUENT PEOPLE TO TAKE OVER BATTLEFIELD AND TURN INTO ART HOVEL.
(2) WITH A FIZZLE AND A POP, THE SPELL INSTEAD CALLS DOWN ICE CREAM MADE OF SHEER GOLD.
PUNCH LICH IN UPPER BODY
(4) YOUR MIGHTY FIST CAUSES SLIGHT BLEEDING. FEAR.
Infect the world with the Continuum Casualty, causing everything to go CRAZY, and everybody to go INSANE.
WITH A MAD GIGGLE AND WHAT I ASSUME IS A REFERENCE, THE CONTINUUM CAUSALITY SPRINGS INTO PLACE. (6) MADNESS SPREADS ACROSS THE WORLD AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE. MOTHERS EAT BABIES, DWARVES PLACE THEIR LIVES ABOVE SOCKS AND THE UNITED STATES AND THE USSR GET ALONG.
Activate enduring dominion to make my imps do only what I want, which is kill the good guys
(4) HALF THE IMPS SWEAR THEMSELVES TO YOU.
DEVOUR CPS, SLUG SON, ESTABLISH DOMINACE.
(2, 2) YOU FAIL AT BOTH PUNCHING YOUR SON AND DEVOURING THE CPS, (6) BUT LOOK SO GOSHDARN IMPRESSIVE DOING IT, THEY SWEAR LOYALTY TO YOU BECAUSE OF IT.
INFUSE THE FINAL BOSS WITH MY ESSENCE
(2) ALL YOU MANAGE TO DO IS HURT YOURSELF. EMO HAS SPREAD ALL OVER THIS GUYS MINIONS.
BOSS TURN
The Boss relented from vacuuming his body double, upon seeing Greenstars loyalty, and launched him/her into Greens arms. (3) Though it's a difficult catch, Green manages to put her safely upon the ectoplasm coated ground.
"As a thank you."
BOSS STATUS
ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
-Hundreds of Imps
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND HUSBAND
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
ARENA STATUS
DINING HALL, NOW A PORTAL TO HELL
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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