BLOODY FAP! FAP FOR MY LIFE!
yes, this IS how I'll approach all of my problems.
YOU FAP. YOU FAP A LOT. (5) YOU FAP SO MUCH, YOU ASCEND TO THE ASTRAL PLANE, AMULET IN HAND.
DROP SEVERAL THOUSAND TONNES OF CENTIPEDES ONTO THE GENERAL COMBAT AREA, LAUGHING MADLY
(1) YOU DO. MOSTLY ON YOU. YOU ARE DEAD.
Make dirg's vocal chord explode
(1) IT DOES. IT EXPLODES INTO AMAZING SONG. HE WINS A GRAMMY.
CALM DOWN SELF. TALK NEARBY KOBOLD-GRUES INTO KILLING LIGHT GUYS
FLAWLESS PLAN
(6) YOU CALM DOWN. YOU GET SO CALM, YOU ENTER A STATE OF MEDITATION. (1) MEDITATION PREVENTS YOU FROM SCREWING UP NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE KOBOLD-GRUES.
USE AWESOME ROUNDHOUSE SELF KICKING LIGHTNING SUMMONING MOVES TO CONVINCE IMPS THAT LICH AND MINIONS IS THREAT AT WANTS TO PASS A BILL THAT MAKES SLAVE LABOR LEGAL AND IMPS FORCED INTO SLAVE LABOR.
(2) THEY JUST STARE AT YOU. TOO BAD YOU DON'T KNOW IMPISH.
SCREAM "REVENGE!!!" AND STAB LICH WITH HEAVENLY SWORD OF AWESOMENESS
YOU TRY TO STAB THE LICH AGAIN, BUT HE DODGES AND PATS YOU ON THE HEAD.
"OH NO I AM HIT"
APPROACH NEAREST RED CROSS OUTPOST/HOSPITAL/VETERINARIAN
"HELP HELP I AM BLEEDING FROM ASS"
MERCILESSLY BEAT ANYONE WHO FAILS TO HELP ME WITH MY EYEBALLS
(3) SOME NURSES SHOW UP AND PREVENT THE BLEEDING. (2) YOU KIND OF HIT A FEW WITH YOUR EYEBALLS, BUT IT'S NOT VERY DEADLY, MORE SQUISHY, IF ANYTHING.
"CHITTER! [[OH NO YOU AIN'T!]]" I DIVE AFTER THE LICH, AND ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM THAT I WILL NOT STOP! I ALSO ATTEMPT TO FLY INTO HIM.
(5) YOU GIVE A HEROIC SPEECH, BUT HIS FINAL BOSS IMMUNITY TO HEROIC SPEECHES KICKS IN. (2) YOU FLY RIGHT BY HIM, INTO HIS POOL OF ECTOPLASM. BURNING SENSATIONS BEGIN.
Teleport us all to the World of Pitch Dark Blackness.
(3) YOU TRANSPORT THE BOSS FIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF SOMEWHAT SHADY GREYITUDE.
GO TO NEAREST GUARD POST AND COLLECT WEAPONS.
BEING EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, GO TO BOSS.
TRY TO JOIN BOSS IN FIGHT.
(5) YOU TAKE MANY WEAPONS. (6) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE AN OVERSHOOT FOR WALKING TO THE BOSS. (3) YOU JOIN HIM IN FIGHT. ON WHOSE SIDE?
DEMAND THE FINAL BOSS WATCH FOOD NETWORK, HOPING THAT ONE FAT GUY APPALLS HIM INTO SURRENDER.
(1) "UH.. NO." HE REFUSES
BE A BAKED POTATO AND BE GOD OF BAKED POTATOES.
(3) YOU ARE A LUKEWARM POTATO. (2) NOT A GOD OF LUKEWARM POTATOES THOUGH.
BOSS TURN:
"Sorry about this, but I gotta stop you from stopping me."
(6)The lich grabs Haunter by the head, and vaporizes his face. He also singes his hand. He turns to Greenstar and his wife, and holds out his hand. She's pulled towards him like dust down a vacuum.
"Sorry mate, but I kind of need to be complete to kill all of you."
BOSS STATUS
ECTOPLASM REBIRTH
DEATH INCARNATE
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
-Hundreds of Imps
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
ARENA STATUS
DINING HALL, NOW A PORTAL TO HELL
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