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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 659688 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1335 on: September 28, 2012, 01:55:59 pm »

SUMMON BELGIUM
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1336 on: September 28, 2012, 03:15:21 pm »

ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION

(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)

try freezing it instead? XD

Aren't there convenient Emergency Intelligence Incinerators around?
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1337 on: September 28, 2012, 04:53:43 pm »

Emergency Intelligence Incinerators?
You mean like any given turn in this game, EVER? :P
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1338 on: September 28, 2012, 04:59:42 pm »

BFEL< AID MY ACTION TO DISRUPT THE LICHETTE's LOVE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1339 on: September 28, 2012, 08:16:54 pm »

No. These things must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
(5vs2+3) YOU ACTIVATE VILLAIN MODE, AND REPLACE LOVE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THE LOVE IMPS SACRIFICE THEIR LAST REMNANTS OF POWER, THEN ADD IT TO THE LICHETTE, WHO ERECTS A SHIELD USING THE POWER OF THE HEART ORB. THE WAVE OF DARK ENERGY PARTS AROUND HER SHIELD, AND YOU CAN SEE HER CLEARLY. YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY, THAT SHE'S VERY DISPLEASED WITH YOU...

ROCKEEEETS!
ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS!

ROCKETS.
(2) ROCKETJUMPFAIL.

No. These thing must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.

THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.

TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
(5) LULZ, YOU WASTED A TURN. NO TRANSFORMATION WAS OCCURING.

And even at the crux of possible victory, we resist the very concept of teamwork with all our hearts.
Is teamwork the real final boss here? Are we trying to defeat teamwork?
This makes way too much sense.

Wow, it was so long since a update I put two actions because I forgot I already made one. Fail.

Like I said before, use love to kill Lichette. Pressure Dirg to propose, offer to chip in for ring.
(YOU CAN'T INFLUENCE PC'S)

Oh god, Corai is going for the same thing as me.

I lied! Aid Misko's action!
LULZ, WASTED YOUR TURN, HELPING A TURN WASTER.

Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.
(1) HE CONTINUES BEING CREEPY. (1+2) SHE'S TOO BUSY BEING PISSED OFF.

Excellent!
Time for a cross-game action!

>Locate time machine (this IS Aperture)
>Head back to before lich became childhood self-image of Tokugawa.
>Grab him and the misko27 GLaDos
>Return to present

Spinal, you're the one who joined the games together...
(2) YOU FIND A TIME MACHINE, WHICH IS PROMPTLY STOLEN BY BLACK MESA. (4) THEN, BY FORCE OF WILL ALONE, YOU TRAVEL BACK TO FEUDAL JAPAN. (1) YOU THEN RUN UP TO IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI, AND GRAB THE HEM OF HIS ROBE. HE PROMPTLY VAPES YOU FOR BOTHERING HIM.

Chill, because I'm the king of the world and the Lich isn't my problem.
(2) THE SYNDICATE RISES AGAIN, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE POWER VACUUM LEFT MY THE SAINTS DEPARTURE.

Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.

Danm it! What about me? Why Am I forgoten all the time?!?!? I am inside the Lechette, GOD DANM IT!!!

No. These thing must be removed.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.

THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.

TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
Force my soul to leave the Lichette and possess misko27.
Force his ability to effect Xantalos instead of the Golem

(1) YOUR SOUL EMBEDS ITSELF INTO THE LICHETTES POWER CORE, ENHANCING HER POWER, BUT LINKING YOUR LIFE TO HER MANA.

ORDER IMMIGRANTS TO THROW THE 8 BILLION TONS OF TOXIC WASTE WE HAVE JUST LYING AROUND HERE FOR NO REASON INTO THE NEAREST PORTAL TO APERTURE.

(seriously, go look at the first few mins of Half Life, they randomly have toxic waste EVERYWHERE, not even in restricted areas, it just lies around in the open for children to fall into. They probably use it as their soap in the bathrooms seeing what their containment proceedures are :P)
(1) THEY QUIT!

ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION

(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)
(2) TOO LATE! YOU'RE CARRIED WITH THEM INTO THE LICHETTES MANA POOL!

SUMMON BELGIUM
(1) NO! YOU AREN'T REFERENCING NETHACK ANYMORE! I DON'T LIKE YOU!

BOSSETTE TURN:
(4+4)The Lichette stops dead in her tracks, turning about 180 degrees to face Xantalos. She gives him a gaze full of cold hatres.
"I don't like you. I don't like you at all."
Magic courses from all around her, called from across the universe into her already overfilled mana pool. She focuses the power directly in front of her, forming a crystalline, multi-colored spear of mana in front of her. Then, she thrusts her hand forward, launching it at Xantalos. (4+4v6) Xantalos backflips, in an attempt to dodge it, but it explodes directly in front of him, vaporizing him in a field of magic.

She then turns to Dirg, looking shy and unconfident.
"D-Dirg? Can we go?"

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1340 on: September 28, 2012, 08:20:08 pm »

AS VAPOR, SWARM TOWARDS THE LICHETTE, AND LODGE MYSELF INSIDE THE CARCASS SHE CALLS A BODY. THEN CORUPT HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1341 on: September 28, 2012, 08:23:09 pm »

OFFER TO GIVE ANYONE WHO WANTS SOME LYCANTHROPY. ALSO CONTINUE EATING CIVILLIANS IN THE POPCORN STANDS. JUST TO CLARIFY< THE SECOND PART ISN"T REALLY AN ACTION, MORE LIKE SOMETHING I DO AS A NERVOUS HABIT, LIKE TAPPING YOUR FINGERS.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1342 on: September 28, 2012, 08:24:27 pm »

I meant the childhood self-image of Tokugawa that you were briefly in The Art of Minimalism.

>Now that my action is better-explained, get...I know, Furtaka while he still has boss-as-a-dwarf and GLaDOS on him!
>You know, when he's a scrap robot thing...
>Return to present Aperture Science.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1343 on: September 28, 2012, 08:24:46 pm »

Is it just me, or are we the villans now?
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1344 on: September 28, 2012, 08:33:07 pm »

Did we try to destroy the...oh, yeah.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1345 on: September 28, 2012, 08:35:33 pm »

I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with the heroine lichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.
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misko27

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1346 on: September 28, 2012, 08:41:10 pm »

Is it just me, or are we the villans now?
No. We are Paladins. Well-intentioned Extremists, as GreatWyrm would say.

Seriously though, thanks xanatolos. This was a very sucessful turn for Anti-lichers Now, What to do. I'm a god, and I'm trying to vanquish the forces of  evil...

RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BAN NECROPHILIA AND REDEFINE MARRIAGE AS BEING BETWEEN TWO LIVING HUMANS. (Note, Banning and Redefineing are the same action,)


I imagine helping this action is voting. hehehe. Techinally, my action also enables gay marriage. wait, is there a law now thats says you can't marry the dead? There probably should be.

EDT:
I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with the heroine lichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.
When we turned him into a female.

EDIT2: I propose that the hero camp be split, between those who support love, or Romantics, and those who support good, as defined by Lich hating, known as Paladins.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2012, 08:45:18 pm by misko27 »
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1347 on: September 28, 2012, 08:57:33 pm »

I am anti-lich, I am trying to kill Lichette by using Dirg's endless love. Not viable anymore. Support Misko.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1348 on: September 28, 2012, 09:09:42 pm »

I'm not good by any stretch of morality, but I'll leave you guys alone if you just KILL THE LICHETTE!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« Reply #1349 on: September 28, 2012, 09:10:47 pm »

Which option kills the most people?
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