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[misko27]

Unknown. +10 months, but -12.

[acetech09]

Also, never underestimate the ability of anything to kill you. Especially things with hooves.

SOut of nowhere at my front gates an army of zombie emus appear.

Let me enlighten you.

Emu:


See? D- wait a sec. How'd that get here? ... Here we go:


And from wikipedia:

Emus use their strongly clawed feet as a defence mechanism. Their legs are among the strongest of any animals, allowing them to rip metal wire fences.

The Society of Emu Conservation will be contacting you promptly. They are extremely disappointed with your misunderstanding and public degradation of the marvelous land-bound avian that is the Glorious Emu.

[misko27]

I couldn't care less. They can go meet with my official representative for Ecological represantatives, i.e. the bears.