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Batman Wayne

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funny story
« on: July 28, 2012, 03:04:47 pm »

when my very first merchant came into my ortress, i was informed i needed a trade depot, but i didnt  have an architect, and i thought the only way to get the merchant away was to kill him, so i got all my squad on him, only to know that it wasn't a great choice, some wrestler went on rampage and killed 3 people, and when the fighting stopped, a jeweler that loved a woman that died in the incident was going on rampage, meanwhile the other people were busy grabbing the corpses and pulling them to the corpse stockpile
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Re: funny story
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2012, 03:06:21 pm »

You've posted about four new threads for trivial things, maybe it's time to learn which pre-existing threads are handy for very short stories :I
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Re: funny story
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2012, 03:10:07 pm »

sory...
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« Last Edit: July 28, 2012, 03:22:52 pm by Sprin »
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Re: funny story
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 03:15:20 pm »

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unless some story forms from it which didnt happen here
You aren't helping either, buddy. It's not overly notable but it would be worth a read if it was made up of more than one uncapitalized run-on sentence.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2012, 05:04:16 pm »

Point in case.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 05:17:14 pm »

i can type with grammar but i dont see the point in using proper grammar in a forum, and i find that very offensive, so reporting.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2012, 05:17:49 pm »

i can type with grammar but i dont see the point in using proper grammar in a forum, and i find that very offensive, so reporting.
Who are you reporting now?
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Re: funny story
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2012, 05:18:43 pm »

i can type with grammar but i dont see the point in using proper grammar in a forum, and i find that very offensive, so reporting.
Who are you reporting now?

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Re: funny story
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2012, 05:20:04 pm »

i can type with grammar but i dont see the point in using proper grammar in a forum, and i find that very offensive, so reporting.
reporting for stating a fact...?

I can honestly say you ain't gonna last long here.

I second this.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2012, 05:20:57 pm »

reporting for insulting my grammar, really offensive.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2012, 05:22:03 pm »

Yea he was pretty abrasive the cataclysm thread too.  I say report him if he's being a pain, sucks to take Toady's time for folks like this, but what has to be done has to be done.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2012, 05:22:51 pm »



This is literally the most constructive thing I can add at this point.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2012, 05:24:32 pm »

i can type with grammar but i dont see the point in using proper grammar in a forum, and i find that very offensive, so reporting.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2012, 05:24:43 pm »

Toady One can't ban me for doing anything, all I was doing was stating my opinion in the catacalysm thread, and once again I was attacked here for bullshit, sorry, I came here looking for Dwarf Fortress, not a retreat for Grammar Nazis.
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Re: funny story
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2012, 05:25:40 pm »

Why not post in the Whats going on in your fort thread?
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