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Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« Reply #765 on: January 15, 2015, 07:31:38 am »

Edge of Tomorrow when they're escaping by car. Why didn't they shoot him AS SOON as he got the location of the hive mind thing?
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Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« Reply #766 on: January 15, 2015, 10:09:15 am »

We were recently watching the Jurassic Park trilogy over the course of a few days to introduce my niece to them all (she loves them, by the way, but she can't figure out why there's always a girl or woman who tends to "scream so much"), and during the second one, I noticed something I don't recall realizing back when I saw it for the first time almost 20 years ago.  Basically...
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« Reply #767 on: January 15, 2015, 10:35:03 am »

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« Reply #768 on: January 15, 2015, 11:30:20 am »

That was posted a long time ago but IIRC (that is, without looking back to actually see what I was replying to :P) someone was wondering why Yoda didn't anticipate Order 66 sooner since he's surrounded with clones and has brain powers, and my thoughts were that, even if he could have, it wouldn't have made much difference in the long term (and if you add in the cartoon then it totally didn't).

I always assumed Yoda didn't anticipate anything but felt "a disturbance in the Force" as his Jedi brethren was being killed off en masse, and thus was show to turn the tables on the soldiers in the last minute. He does that little "something is very wrong" gesture just before they attack him, iirc.
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Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« Reply #769 on: January 15, 2015, 01:43:09 pm »

Edge of Tomorrow when they're escaping by car. Why didn't they shoot him AS SOON as he got the location of the hive mind thing?
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The general feeling that I'm getting from the internet is that it was a combination of the "try to get as far forward in a single day as you can" as opposed to "quick saves" and the huge adrenaline rush both of them would undergo on finding out where the alpha was impairing their thinking.
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Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« Reply #770 on: January 15, 2015, 02:39:27 pm »

Edge of Tomorrow when they're escaping by car. Why didn't they shoot him AS SOON as he got the location of the hive mind thing?
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The general feeling that I'm getting from the internet is that it was a combination of the "try to get as far forward in a single day as you can" as opposed to "quick saves" and the huge adrenaline rush both of them would undergo on finding out where the alpha was impairing their thinking.
One of them is a highly trained soldier and the other might as well be at that point
They aught to have known how to control themselves
but meh
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Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« Reply #771 on: January 15, 2015, 02:57:50 pm »

I think order 66 was buried along many other orders, even one that was the kind of the opposite and would seen the chancellor removed. When making millions of dudes breed for war there's not such thing as over thinking impossible scenarios I guess.

The trick, if I remember correctly was that yes, those secrets orders where in a really fine and secret print, and the powers for triggering it. All other secret orders were pretty standard in the likes of the Jedi Council and Senate needing approval. Only 66 was able to be activated by a single person, the chancellor.

Also, 66 is worded in such specific way that might seem "innocent" and regular among other extremist orders, but in detail it gives no quarter to the jedi, no trial or anything, there's no "if", it points directly at lethal force. I guess the Jedi order had a really crappy legal department when signed that bargain. :P

Also, I know the first pages of this thread deal with it more than 2 years ago. But avatar really grind my gears....

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So sorry James Cameron but I keep siding with my own race damn it. I know, there's interference on the religious site but why the fuck attack it in such a rushed and stupid way anyway? The new excavators would take 3 months to get there (there's a scene on the extended edition which show the natives have destroyed the excavators that almost ruined the protagonist morning after sex and killed every escorting soldier), do they ran out the mine near the base?

I think Quaritch made a mistake moving out, the base defenses would have resisted 1000 or 20000 natives I guess, but granted, it was a gamble and he couldn't know the deux ex machina of the very questionable biology god would herd the animals against him. Also it's doubtful the animals would have attacked the base too, but even if they had, it's stated the base has a clear perimeter with sonic fences, heavy weaponized turrets and missiles guidance would have worked far better. It would have been a complete kill zone.

But let's ran with the idea of the attack, after all the plan worked until the animal assault. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND IN TROOPS TO A PLACE YOU ARE GOING TO BOMB? Ok, they weren't precisely right next to it, but what the fuck? I would see some logic behind it if you had enough troops to surround the whole place and kill everyone trying to scape the bombardment or lacking that, yeah deploy a single line, but AFTER the bombing you fucker, so they can clean up. But in this case why bother?? Why even bother trying to get on the ground? The objective was to destroy the place not cleaning up to start civilian operations right away, which would, in the best cases had not all of them died in the stupid way they did, be scheduled to start three months away.

Yeah they are just a security force from a company, not an proper army, but it's stated most if not all are former military, I guess, given the size and importance of the operation, that would have included a few officers that were trained in strategy and tactics wouldn't you think?

I would wish for a version of Avatar 2 were we have one of the "venture star" ships comes along with a orbital mac cannon and simply trow a "god rod" to the place from orbit, be done with it and restart heavier militarized mining operations. But that would need a lot of time like posted on the first pages of this thread (which makes me wonder, how long does the natives live?, the traitor might as well be death of old age by the time they get there). But of course James "I'm secretly an tree hugger elf" Cameron wouldn't allow it.

As for the battle itself. Let's run with the idea they go there. LEFT YOUR GROUND TROOPS IN THE BASE! Why risk all your equipment and most personnel on this way? Again, why the fuck bring ground troops? Oh that's right, so the movie makes the obvious point of bad industry man more blatant... anyway... I think bringing 50~75% of the helicopters, splitting the formation in two parts, one advanced screen and another rear guard with the Valkyrie AND NO GROUD TROOPS would have worked better. Then after the flying lizard natives engage the screen group the back guard one will thrust forwards and bomb the place.

Hell they could have even attacked with two or more Valkyries and at least one would have done it, as it is stated the shuttles don't go back, they stay on Pandora and are used to skim on the giant gas uppermost atmosphere scooping hydrogen or something. And in case something goes wrong, you have a fully staffed base to retreat to, which again would be a complete kill zone.

And in fact, they are mere seconds from the site, or practically over it when the shuttle go down. Wouldn't that result in the same thing, the place being obliterated not only by those huge chemical, open sky mining bombs, but also by what is basically a flying fusion bomb? (the shuttles are said on the official wiki to have fusion power plants).

On a different side of the movie, why the natives have only 4 limbs when every single animal has 6? It's very obvious they are either truly native (the USB ports they share with most fauna shows that) or maybe the product of genetic engineering. I entertain the idea of the humans interfering with some kind of experiment of another far more advance and powerful race that might or might not be still around, and if they are, they would be either pretty pissed off or amused by the show. Or perhaps the natives are what is left of an alien ship that crash landed there and performed genetic engineering on them to adapt the environment and eventually ran out of tech/supplies and with countless generations forgot all that and became hunter gatherers.

There's some theory around the internet based on the monkeys that have their upper limbs fused at the point of the elbow shown at the first jungle scenes, that the natives might have "advanced" more down that path and a X-ray of them would reveal their arms actually have two fussed humerus, and the same with the ulna and radius. But no one in the movie bothers to ask that, or even mention it. So the theory something artificially fishy is going on with those natives stands...
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« Reply #772 on: January 15, 2015, 03:13:25 pm »

I recall reading some fanfiction that rectifies that, along with some other problems in the movie. Can't for the life of me remember what it was though.
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« Reply #773 on: January 15, 2015, 03:21:54 pm »

I though the reason why order 66 was not EXACTLY found out was that...

In order for it to be executed it needed the A-OK from the Senate and on paper order 66 was actually kind of fine.

If the Jedi were a rogue order, it would be helpful.
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« Reply #774 on: January 15, 2015, 03:31:07 pm »

Now that you mention it, the failed assassination attempt by Windu and the recent providence of even greater executive powers might as well allowed Palpatine to give the order by himself without breaking any rules or doing something "technically bad", which makes the fall of the Jedi completely legal, within the context of the law.
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« Reply #775 on: January 15, 2015, 03:46:28 pm »

On a different side of the movie, why the natives have only 4 limbs when every single animal has 6? It's very obvious they are either truly native (the USB ports they share with most fauna shows that) or maybe the product of genetic engineering. I entertain the idea of the humans interfering with some kind of experiment of another far more advance and powerful race that might or might not be still around, and if they are, they would be either pretty pissed off or amused by the show.

There's some theory around the internet based on the monkeys having their upper limbs fused at the point of the elbow that the natives might have "advanced" more down that path and a X-ray of them would reveal their arms actually have two fussed humerus, and the same with the ulna and radius. But no one in the movie bothers to ask that, or even mention it. So the theory something artificially fishy is going on with those natives stands...

Pretty sure WoG states that they went that route deliberately for entirely out-of-universe reasons, so that the audience could connect more with the characters not being so alien. So they're part of the native life but look 99% human. :P
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« Reply #776 on: January 15, 2015, 03:51:29 pm »

On a different side of the movie, why the natives have only 4 limbs when every single animal has 6? It's very obvious they are either truly native (the USB ports they share with most fauna shows that) or maybe the product of genetic engineering. I entertain the idea of the humans interfering with some kind of experiment of another far more advance and powerful race that might or might not be still around, and if they are, they would be either pretty pissed off or amused by the show.

There's some theory around the internet based on the monkeys having their upper limbs fused at the point of the elbow that the natives might have "advanced" more down that path and a X-ray of them would reveal their arms actually have two fussed humerus, and the same with the ulna and radius. But no one in the movie bothers to ask that, or even mention it. So the theory something artificially fishy is going on with those natives stands...

Pretty sure WoG states that they went that route deliberately for entirely out-of-universe reasons, so that the audience could connect more with the characters not being so alien. So they're part of the native life but look 99% human. :P
Yes it might be, but it ticks me off they didn't bothered with some half arsed explanation to hold some internal logic over it.
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« Reply #777 on: January 15, 2015, 03:55:05 pm »

If the Jedi were a rogue order, it would be helpful.
This reason alone is part of the reason such an order would exist. Look at our military today, they have created and filed plans dealing with every crazy situation ranging from a zombie apocalypse to what they need to do if the girl scouts rise against america. This also includes plans to deal with any single one of our allies or enemies should they declare war or do a variety of other things. I would not be at all surprised if the Council had a built in plan somewhere for dealing with the jedi if they threatened galactic peace. And really looking at the original text the basic thing just says "if the jedi attack the leader of the republic then he gets full control of the military until a new command base is established. (At which point he told them to kill all the jedi).
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« Reply #778 on: January 15, 2015, 04:02:55 pm »

On Avatar, I always justified it in my mind as those ground forces being the screen for the air group, which would have been overwhelmed otherwise by the sheer number of aliens who would have been able to commit the entirety of their number to the tree's defense against what really matters, the Valkyrie. It still doesn't make too much sense, but it's better than the nothing we start with.
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« Reply #779 on: January 15, 2015, 06:28:06 pm »

Historically, my gramps saw Avatar and said: "It's basically Fern Gully."
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