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[Burkhart]

: "Given, also, you're taking the colorful weapon, may I borrow your blade? Have an experiment to conduct."

: "Sure. If this multicolored thing really happens to work akin to a rocket launcher, I wonder if REGIS will want to use it with the duplicator to get rocket fists."

Something clicked in REGIS's mind the second he heard "rocket fists."

"YES, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE THAT. HOWEVER, IN ALL CASES, KEEPING THE ALPHA COPY INTACT IS A GOOD IDEA IN CASE MISTAKES ARE MADE. PERHAPS LATER, WHEN WE HAVE MORE EXPENDABLE RESOURCES."

[Evergod41]

Action: Cora climbs a tree way over there, hopefully out of blast radius.

"Ooh, a doohicky, boy do I like doohickies... at least when they work as suggested retail price... Though from what I can understand about rocketry, and the shape the supposed barrel of this doohicky, the trigger seems to be on backwards... I hope you wont mind if I watch the spectacle from afar."

[Blade Master Model 42]

Queen frowned really hard for a second but managed to regain her composure before succumbing to Nikolai's expert trolling.

: "Given, also, you're taking the colorful weapon, may I borrow your blade? Have an experiment to conduct."

Garek directed his attention to Queen. "Hey, can you maybe dupe a couple of swords if we have the material? I'm going to need something to fight with eventually."

[freeformschooler]

Garek directed his attention to Queen. "Hey, can you maybe dupe a couple of swords if we have the material? I'm going to need something to fight with eventually."

: "Was the intention. I may have a perfect material."

[Fortis]

Action: Trade the rolled up paper for the Rad Bar

"Oooh! A weapon? Even better! I'll take it." Bowser said, grinning. He got the rolled up map from his inventory, and tossed it to the Doorman. "Don't think you have one of these. Seems to be some sort of odd map we found in the dungeon. Ain't doing us much good. You can have it." Bowser added.

"Hey Queen, got something new to toy with at the duplicator. Blocky here says this thing is a weapon. Try sticking it in with a sword or something or...Wait a second, I gots an idea." Bowser said with a spiky grin, taking off the spiked arm bands that he constantly wore. He just held onto them while waiting for the Doorman to approve the trade.

"Heh heh heh. Wonder what sort of power up I'd get combining the Rad Bar with these? Get some radioactive punching action in addition to my fire. Or something. But I bet it'll be good! That fancy headband the elf has took him from weakling to badass. Being the King, I gotta keep up, especially since the new guy here is wanting to muscle in on my Top Bruiser status. Nothing personal, but if you want that title, you've gotta earn it the hard way, Garek!" Bowser just grinned at the bearded man, shaking his hand.

[freeformschooler]

"Heh heh heh. Wonder what sort of power up I'd get combining the Rad Bar with these? Get some radioactive punching action in addition to my fire. Or something. But I bet it'll be good! That fancy headband the elf has took him from weakling to badass. Being the King, I gotta keep up, especially since the new guy here is wanting to muscle in on my Top Bruiser status. Nothing personal, but if you want that title, you've gotta earn it the hard way, Garek!" Bowser just grinned at the bearded man, shaking his hand.

: "A-ah, wait, Bowser." Queen stopped and turned around at hearing this. "I have been studying the duplicator. Do not think you want to do this."

: "The Duplicator attempts to replicate the original material's properties exactly, but in a new form. If I overheard the Doorman right, you would have armbands made literally of dangerous candy! What if you were poisoned from this? You're our leader, we need you to think hard on risks."

[Burkhart]

"ERM... BOWSER? IF I MAY, IF THE RAD BAR IS TRULY RADIOACTIVE, I WOULD SUGGEST AGAINST MAKING A WEAPON THAT RESTS AGAINST THE USER'S BARE SKIN. I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF MY HEALING CAPABILITIES CAN EVEN CURE RADIATION POISONING, AND I WOULD RATHER NOT BE FORCED TO FIND OUT IN THE HEAT OF AN EMERGENCY."

The golem crossed his arms and shot a friendly glance at the newcomer.

"BESIDES, THE TURTLE ISN'T THE ONLY BRUISER HERE."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"What exactly is this 'radiation'? I'm not familiar with the term." Garek frowned, feeling dumb due to his lack of knowledge. "By the way, we haven't been introduced. Name's Garek Vitrowa, professional adventurer and wandering hero of the Ironbelt dwarf clan. Nice to meet ya. Never seen a Warforged up close before, really." Garek's expression blanked for a short moment, then was replaced by a broad grin. He spoke in a way that sounded almost as though he was gargling gravel. "<Out of curiosity, any of you folk speak dwarvish? Uniq-dealies included?>"

[freeformschooler]

"<Out of curiosity, any of you folk speak dwarvish? Uniq-dealies included?>"

: ""

Queen sighed. Guess not.

[Evergod41]

"What exactly is this 'radiation'? I'm not familiar with the term."  "<Out of curiosity, any of you folk speak dwarvish? Uniq-dealies included?>"

"Radiation is a type of energy, involving objects so small that they can pierce through just about anything. What makes it harmful is that when this energy is applied to organic structures, such as living beings, it mutates them often to such a degree that it eventually kills the recipient after a month or so of excruciating pain... Which leads me to be quite sure that this 'Rad Bar' is nothing of the sort."

"<Me speak little dwarf, most song.> And I'm sure I completely butchered that, never was one for linguistics, just wanted to know what all the lyrics meant."

[Burkhart]

"I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THE TERM, "WARFORGED," THOUGH FROM THE WAY YOU SPEAK OF IT, THEY ARE A RACE OF CONSTRUCTS SUCH AS MYSELF, CORRECT?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

"I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THE TERM, "WARFORGED," THOUGH FROM THE WAY YOU SPEAK OF IT, THEY ARE A RACE OF CONSTRUCTS SUCH AS MYSELF, CORRECT?"

"Well, yeah. Dwarven Legend says that they were created by the First Dwarves, but human lore says they were made by an ancient wizard, and the gnomes claim they were constructed by a master tinker. The knowledge is lost to all but other Warforged now, and they claim it isn't a conscious thing. So, you aren't one then? For a second, I thought you might be a golem, but you're clearly too intelligent and self aware to be one of those.

[freeformschooler]

"So, you aren't one then? For a second, I thought you might be a golem, but you're clearly too intelligent and self aware to be one of those.

: "Ah, REGIS is a golem! But. I think a different meaning. In my world a golem was large and brownish and scary. REGIS isn't that. I think 'Golem' is anything artificial. But just because you're 'artificial' or 'imaginary' doesn't mean you can't be real here."

Queen crossed her arms.

: "Right, Nikolai?

[Burkhart]

"So, you aren't one then? For a second, I thought you might be a golem, but you're clearly too intelligent and self aware to be one of those."

: "Ah, REGIS is a golem! But. I think a different meaning. In my world a golem was large and brownish and scary. REGIS isn't that. I think 'Golem' is anything artificial. But just because you're 'artificial' or 'imaginary' doesn't mean you can't be real here."

REGIS facepalmed.

"...ENOUGH WITH THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS. I AM A GOLEM. I AM A SENTIENT CONSTRUCT. TO BE HONEST, GOLEMS VARY GREATLY IN SIZE, CAPABILITIES, MATERIAL, INTELLIGENCE, PURPOSE, AND FUNCTION, SO LUMPING US ALL TOGETHER IN ANY REGARD WOULD BE AN EXTREME ERROR TO MAKE."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"So, you aren't one then? For a second, I thought you might be a golem, but you're clearly too intelligent and self aware to be one of those."

: "Ah, REGIS is a golem! But. I think a different meaning. In my world a golem was large and brownish and scary. REGIS isn't that. I think 'Golem' is anything artificial. But just because you're 'artificial' or 'imaginary' doesn't mean you can't be real here."

REGIS facepalmed.

"...ENOUGH WITH THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS. I AM A GOLEM. I AM A SENTIENT CONSTRUCT. TO BE HONEST, GOLEMS VARY GREATLY IN SIZE, CAPABILITIES, MATERIAL, INTELLIGENCE, PURPOSE, AND FUNCTION, SO LUMPING US ALL TOGETHER IN ANY REGARD WOULD BE AN EXTREME ERROR TO MAKE."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to insult you. Maybe where you're from the Warforged equivalent is called a golem? Whatever, I suppose it isn't that important right now. Anyway, I didn't catch your name."