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[Kamin]

Anything less won't cut it. We want Drunk fortress, not slightly buzzed fortress.

Well, looks like I'm gonna need to step up my game and make it a jug wine night. My friends don't call me The Jug-or-naught for nothing.

[Wrex]

Anything less won't cut it. We want Drunk fortress, not slightly buzzed fortress.

Well, looks like I'm gonna need to step up my game and make it a jug wine night. My friends don't call me The Jug-or-naught for nothing.

Well, for me anyway. You probably don't need something that strong to get drunk. I do though )_).

[Kamin]

Anything less won't cut it. We want Drunk fortress, not slightly buzzed fortress.

Well, looks like I'm gonna need to step up my game and make it a jug wine night. My friends don't call me The Jug-or-naught for nothing.

Well, for me anyway. You probably don't need something that strong to get drunk. I do though )_).

I used to drink Everclear or vodka straight. I've won impromptu drinking contests all over the world (fun times!). I need to drink a lot to get legitimately drunk. That's why I drink sparingly these days--the amount it takes to get me messed up involves almost two days' worth of empty calories (in beer, anyway). The extra 8-10% APV in wine is much more efficient, thankfully. Also, since I'm older now, I actually get hangovers. I just started getting them for the first time in my life about a year ago. Needless to say it's changed my lifestyle significantly, especially on comfortable amount of liquid imbibed 

[MaximumZero]

For the game, I will be drinking the following, on the recommendation of heavenpuncher himself:


One part Jim Bean's Bourbon Whiskey

One part Jack Daniel's Tennesse Whisky

One Part Jameson's Irish Whiskey

and One Part Johhnie Walker's Scotch Whiskey.

And maybe a little Balieys for old time's sake.

(I have some Jameson's on hand, so I'll be using that rather than Jose Cuervo.)

Actually, what I recommended was 1 part Jack Daniels, 1 part Jim Beam, 1 part Johnnie Walker, and 1 part Jose Cuervo. We couldn't get Jameson's in the bar I used to run.

[Kamin]

MZ. We posted at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.

We are brothers. Fuck it.

[Wrex]

I know, But I don't have any Jose, but I do have Jameson's, since it's great for boilermakers.

[MaximumZero]

MZ. We posted at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.

We are brothers. Fuck it.

I'll drink to that.

I know, But I don't have any Jose, but I do have Jameson's, since it's great for boilermakers.

Good on you. The Jose makes it taste like imported ass.

[Hanslanda]

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

[Kamin]

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

Willpower, my young friend. Willpower. And since my sister goes to school in Missouri now, maybe I'll even come visit and bring you something delicious when it's time. 

[MaximumZero]

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

You're salivating over imported ass? That's terrible, and once your time is done, I should treat you to a real drink. A manly drink. And spooning. Or a froufrou drink, if that's where your tastes run.

[Hanslanda]

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

Willpower, my young friend. Willpower. And since my sister goes to school in Missouri now, maybe I'll even come visit and bring you something delicious when it's time. 

Trust me, I have the willpower and patience. This doesn't mean I don't miss drinking.

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

You're salivating over imported ass? That's terrible, and once your time is done, I should treat you to a real drink. A manly drink. And spooning. Or a froufrou drink, if that's where your tastes run.

Despite my heterosexuality, I prefer drinking froufrou drinks because yum. I am not adverse to just chugging whiskey though. I did that once. I drank a whole half-gallon and then nine beers. I have no recollection of the night in question after the half gallon.

[MaximumZero]

*is salivating*

Damn I don't want to wait a year.

You're salivating over imported ass? That's terrible, and once your time is done, I should treat you to a real drink. A manly drink. And spooning. Or a froufrou drink, if that's where your tastes run.

Despite my heterosexuality, I prefer drinking froufrou drinks because yum. I am not adverse to just chugging whiskey though. I did that once. I drank a whole half-gallon and then nine beers. I have no recollection of the night in question after the half gallon.

I will make you the manliest froufrou drink on the planet!

[Naros]

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!

Also, I tried Mushroom Fortress, but that didn't get very far, as there were far more interesting things around than computer games. :V

[Hanslanda]

I will make you the manliest froufrou drink on the planet!

This is probably the funnest sentence I've read all day.

[Kamin]

15 beers and one update later, Drunk Fortress is alive.