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[Dredonius]

You are a dog. As you relax in the kitchen after a long day of barking at the mailman, guarding your owner from the dangers of garden hoses, and doing unspeakable things to fire hydrants, you hear a noise at the door. What do you do?

[Cthulhu]

Flip the fuck out.

[Dredonius]

You run pell-mell around the room, barking your little head off. Your owner runs into the room, yelling something. It appears that he's brought someone with him. Little alarm bells go off in your head. This is not a familiar face.

What now?

[Ross Vernal]

Bark a few times, sniff them and offer a paw to shake.

[Megaman]

KILL

[Spinal_Taper]

Notice the fake upper left leg we have.

[Dredonius]

Bark a few times, sniff them and offer a paw to shake.

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The newcomer seems pleased with your greeting, and the two of you quickly become friends. It appears that your owner and the strange newcomer are 'involved' in some way. They walk off into another room, leaving you alone, and (more importantly) without food.

What do you do?

[Ross Vernal]

Follow them into the bedroom.

Watch.

[Weirdsound]

Follow them into the bedroom.

Watch.

Wait until they get started. Enter and start singing

[Dredonius]

Against all rules of logic, science, and all that unneeded stuff, you burst into your owner's room, singing at the top of your lungs. Unfortunately, your operatic outburst is cut short by your half naked, enraged owner throwing you out the front door. You are now outside.

What now?

[zombie urist]

Chase the local wildlife.

[Ross Vernal]

Scratch at the door.

Then lose interest and start digging for that bone we buried. It's... somewhere, right?

[Dredonius]

You start to chase the local wildlife, but remember why you are out here in the first place. You start to scratch the door, making ear splitting squeaks reminiscent of nails on a chalkboard. After a little while of squeaking and howling, you lose interest, and look for the bone you buried. Unfortunately, it is on the other side of the Road, a terrible place where your owner swears a lot, and cats get run over.

What do you do?

[Ross Vernal]

Wait for no traffic and run across the road.

[Dredonius]

The traffic eventually stops, and you run across to get your precious bone from the neighbor's yard. Suddenly, a truck stops in front of the house and two men get out.

What do you do?