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[TCM]

MAKE RTD WITH HELP OF LESBIAN SPACE PIRATES.

[lawastooshort]

BE ALIVE

STEAL CARTON, EAT IT

[3] CLAIM YOU FEEL HAPPY. CLUBBED ABOUT HEAD. YOU DIE.

MAKE RTD WITH HELP OF LESBIAN SPACE PIRATES.

[8] LESBIAN SPACE PIRATES HAVE ALL THE BEST PLOTS BASED ON SPACE LESBIAN PIRATE ADVENTURES. INCORPORATE LATEST TRENDS FOR TURTLE LICKING AND PHOTOREALISTIC BODILY FUNCTION MECHANICS.

ROLL TO LESBIAN SPACE PIRATE TURTLE LICK (WITH POOP)

BEST RTD EVER.

NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE WANT TO GIVE YOU PRIZE.

BUT STUCK IN BOX.

GIVE IT TO TRAVOLTA INSTEAD.

Spoiler: CONCLUSION (click to show/hide)

RTDS:
ALL HUMANS AND THREE HUNDRED LIONS AND SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND REMALLES IN AT LEAST THREE RTDS.

ALL NEW RTDS NOW FEATURE PHOTOREALISTIC BODILY WASTE MECHANICS AND CENTRE AROUND LICKING TURTLES.


WORLD:
RULED BY DIRG'S FEET.

TIRUIN’S RP CRASHED INTERNET.

HALF WORLD DESTROYED.

HALF WORLD COVERED IN TELEGRAPH POLES.

AMERICAN ICE AGE.

WORLDWIDE FAMINE.


PANTS:
SPINAL_TAPER HAS NO PANTS. YOINK HAS NO PANTS. ROBOSTALIN HAS NO PANTS.

ALL PANTS IN BLACK HOLE.


BLACK HOLES:
ALL BLACK HOLES IN BLACK HOLE.


WINNER: JOHN TRAVOLTA.

((Since I'm going to be away I can't continue. Just as a few people were very close to Nobel Laureateship, in jumped John Travolta to steal all the glory. Whoops. Perhaps I'll do another next week with a more specific aim.))

[Yoink]

DAMNIT TRAVOLTA!

YOU FOIL MY PLANS YET AGAIN

NEXT TIME YOU SHALL NOT GET OFF SO EASILY

>SHAKE FIST


((Goodness, that was amazing. ))

[LordSlowpoke]

Glorious.

This is the first RTD I have participated in around here and I'm eager to see more of these in the future~

And quite frankly, an abrupt ending was the best ending we could of have. Also unexpected.

[Yoink]

Also I didn't even notice I was missing pants until I read the conclusion. That's... Somewhat worrying.

[Dirg]

Aww, no mention of my sentient feet that where trained in hand and ear use ruling the world?

[zomara0292]

Aww. Just barely missed implementing my plan. i was going to make everyone believe they were me. and depressed. so depressed that they committed suicide.

[lawastooshort]

Aww, no mention of my sentient feet that where trained in hand and ear use ruling the world?

Sorry, had to skim all turns very quickly. Have edited, seeing as world's ruler is important.

[anailater]

aww nothing about the yoink cultists .

[Remalle]

MAKE EVERY REMALLECLONE THINK THE SAME AS ME, THE ORIGINAL.  NOW TAKE OVER WORLD WITH ARMY OF ME.

Edit: how the hell did this post time travel like twelve hours into the future?

[Spinal_Taper]

Entropy watched the army of Remalles prepare to take over the world, and he didn't like it. Then there were lesbian pirates, then John Travolta takes the Nobel. This was only getting worse. Chaos, disorder, all things that he opposed. This is not going to happen.

"That's it *&#$ers. I'm finishing it now. You fools have survived long enough! Your souls shall litter the endless void of this universe, and the very fabric of creation shall unravel!"

Using the hamminess of his speech powers of the dark void, he gathered dark energy into an orb in front of him. A black orb, with purple swirling through it levitated a few feet in front of him. Then, with a single gesture, he launched it into the core of the Earth.

[mcclay]

A WILD MCCLAY APPEARS

THE WILD MCCLAY STEALS ALL THE GM LEVELS AND THE NOBEL PRIZE FROM JOHN TRAVOLTA.

WILD MCCLAY ABSCONDS TO 4CHAN.

[Remalle]

Dear lord, that post got displaced by a worryingly large amount of hours!

[Tiruin]

((Goodness, that was amazing. ))

Glorious.

A successful minimalist if I ever did see one! Good work la!

[Mullet Master]

DON SPEEDO AND GROOM MOUSTACHE. PREPARE FOR COURT BY EATING NEWSPAPER.