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wolfchild

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #195 on: July 26, 2012, 08:12:55 am »

Fund the construction of a telegraph network, for use by people playing in the Wolfchild Verse
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #196 on: July 26, 2012, 08:27:23 am »

Take advantage of iceage. Create Sun: The RP RTD Mofia game.
Try not to melt all the ice.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #197 on: July 26, 2012, 08:32:17 am »

INVENT RTD REVOLVING AROUND TURTLES.

POST APOLOGIES TO WHOEVER I HURT, AND MEAN IT.

THEN CREATE MORE ABSTRACT ART ON TURTLES! POST THEM ON RTD


[8] ROLL TO LICK ABSTRACT ART COVERED TURTLE MASSIVE SUCCESS. NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PRIZE FOR GMING. ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUPS WORLDWIDE OUTRAGE, START ARMED CRUSADE.

HOPE TO HOLD OFF THEIR FORCES UNTIL NOBEL ANNOUNCEMENT.

Fund the construction of a telegraph network, for use by people playing in the Wolfchild Verse

[7] USING MULTIBILLIONS, COVER 53% OF WORLD SURFACE IN TELEGRAPH POLES. MOST ARABLE LAND GONE. WORLDWIDE FAMINE.

Take advantage of iceage. Create Sun: The RP RTD Mofia game.
Try not to melt all the ice.

[6]CREATE GAME. ICE INTACT. WORLD’S REMAINING FARMLAND BEGINS TO DRY OUT. LITERARY CIRCLES BEGIN TO MENTION YOU.

Quote from: me
ONLY 1 HOUR 25 MINUTES TILL NOBEL PRIZE ANNOUNCEMENT
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #198 on: July 26, 2012, 08:32:26 am »

POSSESS JOHN TRAVOLTA, WEAR MASK AND DO INTERVIEW

UPDATE RTD, GIVE VARIOUS CELEBRITIES CAMEOS TO APPEAL TO MASSES
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #199 on: July 26, 2012, 08:42:42 am »

OH NO THE GAME IS GONE

STEAL THE NOBEL COMMITTEE

FORCE TO LICK TURTLE, HOPE TO DELAY ANNOUNCEMENT
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #200 on: July 26, 2012, 09:03:29 am »

POSSESS JOHN TRAVOLTA, WEAR MASK AND DO INTERVIEW

UPDATE RTD, GIVE VARIOUS CELEBRITIES CAMEOS TO APPEAL TO MASSES

[6] INTERVIEW GOES WELL. CELEBRITIES QUEUE UP TO JOIN WAITLIST. WORLD JOINS WAITLIST. NOBEL COMMITTEE CONSIDER GIVING YOU PRIZE TO CLIMB WAITLIST.

OH NO THE GAME IS GONE

STEAL THE NOBEL COMMITTEE

FORCE TO LICK TURTLE, HOPE TO DELAY ANNOUNCEMENT


[8] CHAIN NOBEL COMMITTEE IN BASEMENT. LICK TURTLE. DISGUST AT SHARING TURTLE OVERCOME BY ARTISTIC STATEMENT OF GM. LEVEL SEVEN GM. MANY COMMITTEE MEMBERS READY TO AWARD NOBEL PRIZE FOR AWESOME.

JUST THEN SWAT TEAM BEGINS TO STORM HOUSE IN OPERATION NOBEL LIBERATION.
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #201 on: July 26, 2012, 09:10:43 am »

Create secerit plan to brainwash millions via RTD
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Yoink

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #202 on: July 26, 2012, 09:15:07 am »

MAKE PRESS RELEASE SAYING HOW SHOCKED AND SADDENED I AM BY THE KIDNAPPING

RUN DONATION DRIVE IN UBER-RTD'S OP, CONVINCE CELEBS TO FUND RESCUE OPERATION

SOMEHOW FIND TIME FOR RUSHED UPDATE AMONGST ALL THIS
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #203 on: July 26, 2012, 09:21:35 am »

INFORM SWAT TEAM THAT NOBEL COMMITTEE IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

START FORUM GAME THAT DOES NOT USE DICE WHATSOEVER
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #204 on: July 26, 2012, 09:33:13 am »

Create secerit plan to brainwash millions via RTD

[5] PLAN CREATED.

MAKE PRESS RELEASE SAYING HOW SHOCKED AND SADDENED I AM BY THE KIDNAPPING

RUN DONATION DRIVE IN UBER-RTD'S OP, CONVINCE CELEBS TO FUND RESCUE OPERATION

SOMEHOW FIND TIME FOR RUSHED UPDATE AMONGST ALL THIS

[6] CELEBRITIES UNDERGO SAS TRAINING, PURCHASE GUNS.

STORM LORDSLOWPOKE’S BASEMENT AS YOU UPDATE.

INFORM SWAT TEAM THAT NOBEL COMMITTEE IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

START FORUM GAME THAT DOES NOT USE DICE WHATSOEVER


[5] SWAT TEAM LEAVE.

START NEW DICELESS FORUM GAME (LEVEL SEVEN GM), CELEBRITY MILITIA ARRIVE TO FREE COMMITTEE.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #205 on: July 26, 2012, 09:36:17 am »

INFORM CELEBRITIES NOBEL COMMITTEE IS HIDDEN IN YOINK'S BASEMENT

ACQUIRE DUCKS

FORTIFY ENTRANCE TO HOUSE WITH DUCKS
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #206 on: July 26, 2012, 09:36:55 am »

SEND IN THE TRAVOLTA

MEANWHILE, CONTINUE UPDATE

CELEBRITY MILITIA CAN POST TURNS VIA SMARTPHONES

EDIT: ME KIDNAP COMMITTE? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
TRAVOLTA SLAP SILLY MAN WITH FISH
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 09:38:28 am by Yoink »
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #207 on: July 26, 2012, 09:40:06 am »

KINDAP EVERYONE WITH LESBIAN PIRATES. FROM SPACE.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #208 on: July 26, 2012, 09:45:28 am »

INFORM CELEBRITIES NOBEL COMMITTEE IS HIDDEN IN YOINK'S BASEMENT

ACQUIRE DUCKS

FORTIFY ENTRANCE TO HOUSE WITH DUCKS


[1] ARMED DUCKS STORM HOUSE. CELEBRITIES FREE NOBEL COMMITTEE.

DUCKS LICK YOU.

YOU DIE.

SEND IN THE TRAVOLTA

MEANWHILE, CONTINUE UPDATE

CELEBRITY MILITIA CAN POST TURNS VIA SMARTPHONES

EDIT: ME KIDNAP COMMITTE? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
TRAVOLTA SLAP SILLY MAN WITH FISH

[1] TRAVOLTA SLAPS GHOSTYOINK WITH GHOSTFISH, STEALS RTD. NOBEL COMMITTEE RAPT WITH ADMIRATION FOR JT, NOMINATE FOR NOBEL PRIZE.

KINDAP EVERYONE WITH LESBIAN PIRATES. FROM SPACE.

[6] LESBIAN PIRATES ARRIVE FROM SPACE. KIDNAP EVERYONE. POST TO TCM IN LARGE CARTON.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #209 on: July 26, 2012, 09:48:18 am »

BE ALIVE

STEAL CARTON, EAT IT
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