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[Dirg]

TEACH FEET TO DO EVERYTHING EARS AND HANDS USED TO DO. EVERYTHING.

[Yoink]

ENSLAVE FEW MORE GHOSTLY SLAVES TO HELP MEET DEMANDS OF SEVERAL-HUNDRED-PLAYER RTD

THEN UPDATE

INCLUDE NEW-AND-IMPROVED POOP MECHANIC

[lawastooshort]

((Is our goal to win the Nobel prize with it or something?))

YES.

[wolfchild]

Appeal

[Mullet Master]

TURN OFF COMPUTER. GO OUTSIDE. FALL OFF PORCH. BLAME DICE.

BUILD TURTLE FENCE

[lawastooshort]

Entropy broke out of the black hole, having consumed its destructive powers and added them to its own. It appears that Super Spider-man may actually be a threat to him.
"Foolish hero! You believe webs and black holes can stop a god? Allow me to show you what real power looks li-"
Then, mid speech, he saw Remalle(s). His head whipped around and he stared in awe at the countless Remalles spawning. How long was he delayed by the black hole? Years? Centuries? How did so many Remalles spawn? Dosen't matter. Nothing they could do would stop him.
Entropy then brothe in, preparing himself. He then spawned the most kick-ass computer once had ever seen, powered by void energy. Using this instrument of order, he updated his RTD.

[7] QUAD⁹⁹CORE OVERCLOCKED WITH BLACKHOLE COOLING. MANY LEDS ON FRONT. SECOND BEST UPDATE EVER. SHAME ABOUT OUTDATED BODILY FUNCTION MODELLING. LEVEL FIVE GM.

TAKE OVER WORLD WITH ARMY OF ME!

THEN WRITE HUNDREDS OF RTDS.

[3] TEN THOUSAND YOUS ARGUE OVER DIRECTION RTDS TO TAKE. CONTINUE SPAWNING.

TEACH FEET TO DO EVERYTHING EARS AND HANDS USED TO DO. EVERYTHING.

[8] EWW.

EWW.

FEET LEARN TO HEAR. FEET NOW INDEPENDENT SENTIENT BEING. RUMOURS OF SECESSION.

ENSLAVE FEW MORE GHOSTLY SLAVES TO HELP MEET DEMANDS OF SEVERAL-HUNDRED-PLAYER RTD

THEN UPDATE

INCLUDE NEW-AND-IMPROVED POOP MECHANIC

[7] SPEND SEVERAL WEEKS ENGROSSED IN ONLINE HISTORICAL POOP RESEARCH. FAMILY WORRIED. THEN READY TO POST.

ROLL TO POOP. PHOTO-REALISTIC POOP MECHANIC ATTRACTS NINE HUNDRED PLAYERS. HIT OF SUMMER. SERVICED BY GHOSTS. LEVEL SIX GM.

((Is our goal to win the Nobel prize with it or something?))

YES.

[7] FIRST PLAYER TO WIN NOBEL PRIZE FOR GMING WINS.

Appeal

[7] WIN. REPAID COSTS. $26TN.

TURN OFF COMPUTER. GO OUTSIDE. FALL OFF PORCH. BLAME DICE.

BUILD TURTLE FENCE

[2] OFF BUTTON STUCK. DOORS LOCKED. RESOLUTELY UPRIGHT. REPEAT “MY FAULT” FOR 96 HOURS. PASS OUT.

A PASSING TURTLE WALKS OVER YOUR PRONE BODY.

[wolfchild]

Use winnings to add graphics (optional players can turn em off if they dont like) to the rtd

[Spinal_Taper]

Entropy vanished from his interstellar dwelling, to reappear at the Nobel council building. His ghostly form drifted in a nonexistant wind as he beseeched the councilmen to create a Nobel Prize for GMing in the next awards. Then, using his new computer, he updated his RTD, and wrote a program that kept watch on Spiderman and the rival GMs. Finally, he researched creative writing classes applicable to a god of the void.

[Dirg]

REMIND FEET I AM THEIR CREATOR, THEIR FATHER, AND SO MUST OBEY ME. HAVE MINIONS OF YOINKHELL SET UP a SITE FOR ALL RTDS ALL THE TIME.

[lawastooshort]

Use winnings to add graphics (optional players can turn em off if they dont like) to the rtd

[6] $26TN ON RTD GRAPHICS. SHINIEST RTD EVER. LEVEL FOUR GM. BROKE.

Entropy vanished from his interstellar dwelling, to reappear at the Nobel council building. His ghostly form drifted in a nonexistant wind as he beseeched the councilmen to create a Nobel Prize for GMing in the next awards. Then, using his new computer, he updated his RTD, and wrote a program that kept watch on Spiderman and the rival GMs. Finally, he researched creative writing classes applicable to a god of the void.

[1] NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. NEW COMPUTER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. RTD SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. SPIDERMAN SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. CREATIVE WRITING CLASSES SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. BLACK HOLE SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE.

REMIND FEET I AM THEIR CREATOR, THEIR FATHER, AND SO MUST OBEY ME. HAVE MINIONS OF YOINKHELL SET UP a SITE FOR ALL RTDS ALL THE TIME.

[6] KICK FEET UNTIL YIELD. LEFT FOOT KICKS OFF RIGHT FOOT. SEVERED BUT OBEDIENT. MINIONS TAKE CONTROL OF ALL RTDS. YOU SOLE ADMIN.

[Dirg]

INVITE WORLD LEADERS TO JOIN ROLL TO RULE THE WORLD. WINNER WINS WORLD. HAVE FEET JOIN IN ON MY SIDE.

[Spinal_Taper]

Recreate computer. Recreate RTD. Never speak of the incident again.

[Tiruin]

BEGIN CREATING AN RP-RPG-DRIVEN RTD!

[lawastooshort]

INVITE WORLD LEADERS TO JOIN ROLL TO RULE THE WORLD. WINNER WINS WORLD. HAVE FEET JOIN IN ON MY SIDE.

[6] WORLD LEADERS JOIN #ROLLTORULETHEWORLD IRC LIVE RTD. YOU GM. YOUR FEET WIN WORLD.

Recreate computer. Recreate RTD. Never speak of the incident again.

[1] BBC: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ENTROPY: MY SHAME AT SUCKING BLACK HOLE INTO BLACK HOLE. WATCH LIVE AS ENTROPY SUCKS BLACK HOLE INTO BLACK HOLE SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE.

TOO BUSY WITH MEDIA DUTIES TO RECREATE ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLACK HOLES BEING SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLES.

BEGIN CREATING AN RP-RPG-DRIVEN RTD!

[7] OP EXCEEDS CHAR LIMIT OF MS WORD. COMPUTER IGNITES UNDER STRAIN. CLICK POST ANYWAY.

PACIFIC, ASIAN, AUSTRALASIAN, BELGIAN INTERNET CRASHES.

CERTAIN WELL KNOWN PLAYERS SIGN UP.

[Tiruin]

BEGIN SCREENING AND MAKING THE INTRO POST.

INCLUDE ABSTRACT ART!