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[lawastooshort]

"Nooooooooo!"
Spider-Pant shouts as he is blasted into oblivion. All he hears is the sound of entropy's laughing, of his mocking, of his insults...

Not this time.

With a mighty cry, spider-man breaks free from the mortal coil itself, becoming SUPER SPIDER-MAN!

[6] SUPER SPIDERMAN GO! TWELVE THOUSAND FEET TALL. COVER MORTAL COIL IN SPIDERPANTS.

"Well, now that I shall not be interrupted, it is time for my masterpiece. It shall rival the works of Beethoven, tower above the works of Shakespeare. It shall revebrate with the very souls that it shall entangle within itself. It is time to create the RTD of Entropy."
With a final Flourish, Entropy created his RTD.

[6] RTD GO! BAY12 AND TOADY SLIP TOWARDS RTD GENERATED BLACK HOLE. LEVEL FOUR GM.

START NEW RTD BASED ON CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC

POLARIZE AUDIENCE

RECEIVE NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE FOR HANDLING TRICKY SUBJECT MATTER


ALSO CHECK IF AM ALIVE OR STILL GHOST

[1] NOBEL PRIZE FOR PROCRASTINATION AWARDED TO SOMEONE ELSE DESPITE BEST EFFORTS. PERHAPS BECAUSE GHOST. NO RTD. NO AUDIENCE. NO PRIZE.

Shut down the real life RTDs get the founder incarcerated for crimes against humanity

[3] START LEGAL PROCEEDINGS. EXPENSIVE.

[wolfchild]

Become own lawyer, use lack of sleep to study

[Yoink]

USE CAPTIVE MAFIA COLLECTOR'S MEMORIES

CALL IN HIT ON BETTER GMS

THEN RIP OFF ALL THEIR IDEAS IN UBER-RTD

[Spinal_Taper]

Entropy cast his immortal gaze at the new superspiderman. This was unexpected, but nothing to fear. All he had done with his new powers is throw pants everywhere. Nothing to be even slightly intimidated by.
"Ah, so you've come back? You're late, hero. I have already consumed all of the Bay Twelve forum, as well as its caretaker, Toady. Do you still believe you could stop me? Oh well, it's another chance to beat you down, before I consume this universe. Your move, hero."
Entropy checks how many souls have been captured by his RTD, then erects a defensive sphere of void energy around him.

[lawastooshort]

Become own lawyer, use lack of sleep to study

[5] LEVEL FOUR LAWYER.

USE CAPTIVE MAFIA COLLECTOR'S MEMORIES

CALL IN HIT ON BETTER GMS

THEN RIP OFF ALL THEIR IDEAS IN UBER-RTD

[4] SHOCK HEADLINE: MANY GMS DEAD. UBER-RTD STARTED. WAIT NO. BAY12  IN BLACK HOLE. NOT ACCEPTING NEW TOPICS. THANK ENTROPY.

Entropy cast his immortal gaze at the new superspiderman. This was unexpected, but nothing to fear. All he had done with his new powers is throw pants everywhere. Nothing to be even slightly intimidated by.
"Ah, so you've come back? You're late, hero. I have already consumed all of the Bay Twelve forum, as well as its caretaker, Toady. Do you still believe you could stop me? Oh well, it's another chance to beat you down, before I consume this universe. Your move, hero."
Entropy checks how many souls have been captured by his RTD, then erects a defensive sphere of void energy around him.

[6] ALL SOULS IN RTD. DEFENSIVE SPHERE OF VOIDPANTS ERECTED.

[Spinal_Taper]

((What be the victory conditions?))
Entropy observed as his plan slowly fell into place. First the forums, next, the world.  This would be simple. If they couldn't defend a metaphysical cloud of data, there's no way they could defend their planet. Humans had weakened since he was last there. He began leeching off energy from some of his players, a small amount, enough to strengthen him when all combined, but not enough to weaken them individually.

[Yoink]

HIRE MAFIA GOONS TO WHACK ENTROPY

SILLY NAME ANYWAYS

THEN HIRE MAFIA GOONS TO RESCUE FORUM FROM BLACK HOLE SO CAN POST RTD


SEND BILL TO GRANDMOTHER

[lawastooshort]

WANT MAKE BEST MINIMALIST RTD. REMEMBERED FOR MILLENIA.

I guess. I suppose destroying the universe would mean you don't lose, and everyone else does, but you wouldn't win.

[zomara0292]

!!!! Got amazing idea.
Start roll to die
Hope it lives

[lawastooshort]

((What be the victory conditions?))
Entropy observed as his plan slowly fell into place. First the forums, next, the world.  This would be simple. If they couldn't defend a metaphysical cloud of data, there's no way they could defend their planet. Humans had weakened since he was last there. He began leeching off energy from some of his players, a small amount, enough to strengthen him when all combined, but not enough to weaken them individually.

[4] +1 STRENGTH.

HIRE MAFIA GOONS TO WHACK ENTROPY

SILLY NAME ANYWAYS

THEN HIRE MAFIA GOONS TO RESCUE FORUM FROM BLACK HOLE SO CAN POST RTD


SEND BILL TO GRANDMOTHER

[2] MAFIA GOONS FAIL. STILL CHARGE. GRANDMOTHER DISPLEASED.

WANT MAKE BEST MINIMALIST RTD. REMEMBERED FOR MILLENIA.

I guess. I suppose destroying the universe would mean you don't lose, and everyone else does, but you wouldn't win.

[2] THE

UH

!!!! Got amazing idea.
Start roll to die
Hope it lives

[6] ROLL TO DIE LIVES. LIVES SO HARD REVIVES BAY12 FORUMS. DECLARED NATIONAL HERO.

[wolfchild]

Take entropy to court

[Yoink]

MAKE GIANT UBER-RTD WITH IDEAS RIPPED OFF SUCCESSFUL GMS

GIVE GRANNY A PRE-IN TO SHUT HER UP

[lawastooshort]

Take entropy to court

[2] LOSE. MUST PAY COSTS. €12BN.

MAKE GIANT UBER-RTD WITH IDEAS RIPPED OFF SUCCESSFUL GMS

GIVE GRANNY A PRE-IN TO SHUT HER UP

[4] POST OP. PLAYER LIST. 1: GRANNY. GRANNY = HAPPY. LEVEL TWO GRANNY PLEASER.

[Dirg]

HAVE ARMY OF MUTANT CYBORGS KILL WOLFCHILD. USE CONNECTIONS IN YOINKHELL WITH THE LOWER CLASS SLAVE DEMONS AND MY WEALTH TO START A REVOLT IN RTD FORM.

[zomara0292]

Start 10 RTD at the same time