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Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 37395 times)

lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2012, 09:55:02 am »

BECOME THE GODZ GIVE ALL WHO PRAY TO ME ICE CREAM!

[5] YOU BECOME THE GODZ. YOU ROCK HARD AND DISTRIBUTE MUCH ICE CREAM.

CROSS MULTI-LANE HIGHWAY TO GET FROZEN DRINK TO "HELP WITH INSPIRATION"

[1] OH DEAR.

YOU DIE.

TOWN BURNS.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2012, 09:59:45 am »

MAKE SERVANTS SACRAFICE SELF, USE SOULS TO POWERD DOOMSDAY MACHINE!
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2012, 10:01:24 am »

BECOME A GHOST, TRY TO CONVINCE OTHER BAY12'ER TO CREATE THE RTD I WAS DESTINED TO MAKE
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2012, 10:33:56 am »

START A SILLY RTD CALLED YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2012, 10:40:06 am »

FIX SHIFT KEY (TWICE THE CAPS, TWICE the awesome
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2012, 10:46:19 am »

Watch "inspirational video"
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2012, 11:18:40 am »

MAKE SERVANTS SACRAFICE SELF, USE SOULS TO POWERD DOOMSDAY MACHINE!

[6] ALL SERVANTS SACRIFICE SELF. WHILST INSERTING SOULS INTO MACHINE, WORLD EXPLODES. YOU DIE.

SUCCESS.

BECOME A GHOST, TRY TO CONVINCE OTHER BAY12'ER TO CREATE THE RTD I WAS DESTINED TO MAKE

[5] BECOME GHOST. DARVI STARTS SILLY RTD YOU WERE DESTINED TO MAKE.

SUCCESS.

START A SILLY RTD CALLED YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM.

[1] START SILLY RTD SOMEONE ELSE WAS DESTINED TO MAKE. WHILST CLICKING NEW TOPIC, LIGHTNING STRIKES MOUSE. YOU DIE OF BURNING.

DID IT POST?

FIX SHIFT KEY (TWICE THE CAPS, TWICE the awesome
)

[6] GLUE RIGHT SHIFT KEY TO CAPS KEY TO LEFT SHIFT KEY TO SPARE CAPS KEY. TOO MUCH AWESOME. EVERY KEY STROKE GIVES 2000 AWESOME.

SCREEN IGNITES. FIRE SPREADS TO FORUM.

Watch "inspirational video"

[3] "WATCH" VIDEO. FEEL TIRED. NOT INSPIRED. NOT THAT WAY ANYWAY.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2012, 11:22:57 am »

Tell the forum how hot it is right now
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2012, 11:45:31 am »

COMPLAIN TO OLD LADY
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2012, 12:19:39 pm »

Tell the forum how hot it is right now

[6] IT IS 33.2 DEGREES CELSIUS. INFORM FORUM TEN THOUSAND TIMES. TOADY BAN YOU. YOUR INTERNET CRIES. YOU WONDER IF YOU UNDERSTOOD.

COMPLAIN TO OLD LADY

[5] EXIT HOUSE. FIND OLD LADY. INFORM HER OF YOUR DISPLEASURE REGARDING  RTD. SHE EXPRESSES SYMPATHY. SUGGESTS KEEP IT SIMPLE, GIVE PLAYERS CLEAR GOALS.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2012, 01:10:51 pm »

GO KILL THE BAD BIG WITH THE CHAINSAW
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2012, 03:11:15 pm »

REVIVE AS ENTROPY, MINIMALIST GM OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2012, 03:11:55 pm »

GET TEDDY ROSEVELT BEARS THEN GO KILL DINOMUSSOLINI AND NAZISAURS

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2012, 03:26:46 pm »

GO KILL THE BAD BIG WITH THE CHAINSAW

[6] SEE THE BAD BIG WITH THE CHAINSAW. YOU KILL HIM IN THE FACE. HE DROPS CHAINSAW.

REVIVE AS ENTROPY, MINIMALIST GM OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION.

[5] YOU REVIVE. YOU ARE ENTROPY, MINI-ETC. YOU PLOT DOOM AND DESTRUCTION VIA DICE ROLLING. CANNOT FAIL.

GET TEDDY ROSEVELT BEARS THEN GO KILL DINOMUSSOLINI AND NAZISAURS

[1] MASSED TEDDY ROOSEVELT BEARS GET. THEY KILL YOU.

YOU DIE.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2012, 03:34:44 pm »

KILL ENTROPY WITH CHAINSAW.
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