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Author Topic: KING OF HILL  (Read 2506 times)

TCM

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KING OF HILL
« on: July 22, 2012, 03:17:22 pm »
YOU ARE AT BOTTOM OF HILL

WHOEVER CLAIM TOP IS KING

YOU GET KNIFE, GUN OR SWORD TO START

WHAT DO?


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« Last Edit: July 24, 2012, 08:57:15 am by TCM »
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2012, 03:19:14 pm »
I TAKE LEVEL THREE SENTRY GUN TO TOP OF HILL. STAND ON HILL.
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2012, 03:26:39 pm »
I IS SHOOTINGS SPINALS WITH BAZZOOKA TAKE THE SENTY
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2012, 03:29:40 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on July 22, 2012, 03:19:14 pm
I TAKE LEVEL THREE SENTRY GUN TO TOP OF HILL. STAND ON HILL.

(5)

SENTRY GUN AND YOU AT HILL OF TOP.

Quote from: anailater on July 22, 2012, 03:26:39 pm
I IS SHOOTINGS SPINALS WITH BAZZOOKA TAKE THE SENTY

(3)

YOU ONLY HAVE GUN, NOT BAZOOKA.

YOU SHOOT SPINALS SENTRY AND IT DIES.

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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2012, 03:36:06 pm »
CHARGE AT SPINAL SHOOT HIS FACE!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2012, 04:12:37 pm »
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO ALL NINJA ON HIM. IF POSSIBLE, STEAL IRONYS SWORD.
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2012, 04:15:42 pm »
GET SWORD

CUT GUNS
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2012, 04:26:49 pm »
GET NUKE.  THROW NUKE AT HILL.
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2012, 04:37:22 pm »
Ask the local bad-asses if they can help escort me to the top. Take a gun, and shoot the other players.
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2012, 05:14:04 pm »
@anailater

(1)

YOU SHOOT YOUR OWN FACE

YOU DIE

@Spinal_Taper

(1)

YOU GO NINJA AND HIT SELF IN GROIN WITH NUNCHUCKS. HOW COMICAL.

YOU DIE.

@Irony_Owl

(3)

YOU ACQUIRE SWORD, BUT DO NOT FIND GUNS TO CUT.

ONLY CORPSES.

@Baradine

(1)

YOU TRY TO NUKE THE HILL.

YOU CONTACT SYPHILIS.

@Caerwyn

(6)

YOU GET ESCORTED TO THE HILL WITH LOCAL BADASESS.

THEY ACCIDENTALLY ESCORT YOU ONTOP OF MT. EVEREST.

YOU ARE KING OF THE HIMILAYAS.




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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2012, 05:21:07 pm »
BE ALIVE BECOME KING O' HILL
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2012, 05:23:39 pm »
USE SYPHILIS POWER TO CHARGE TO THE TOP OF THE HILL.
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2012, 05:26:46 pm »
GRAB BUTTER KNIFE AND USE IT TO CARVE A TUNNEL TO TOP OF THE HILL!
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2012, 05:27:11 pm »
Choose knife, wield knife with mouth. Decapitate everyone on my way to the top!
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Re: KING OF HILL
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2012, 05:39:30 pm »
Transform into Hank Hill. Win.
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