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Mercanthyr

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Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« on: July 21, 2012, 07:45:15 pm »
On the latest version I just checked the other civs and found that the one nearby dwarven civ was ruled by a king/beekeeper by the name of Doren Kabkubuk. One of the human civs had (I think conveniently) a bone doctor for a war leader and hilariously a lady who was a fishery worker (dirty dirty medieval profession!!) Not very ladylike!

Share your weird civ leader professions!
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2012, 06:04:54 am »
There aren't really many 'funny' profession combinations. Although, you could probably have a vampire king socialite, which I think is funny. Comforting the downtrodden by day, and eating their children by night.
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2012, 11:43:15 am »
I remember someone here having a queen/drunk.
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2012, 11:45:14 am »
From a rational standpoint, due to a lovely bug.

There can only be one.

That is to say that could be the only beekeeper in the entire human civilization. A King amongst peasants.
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2012, 06:14:58 pm »
Quote from: RenoFox on July 22, 2012, 11:43:15 am
I remember someone here having a queen/drunk.

If that was a dwarven queen, it's redundant.
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2012, 04:41:02 pm »
I don't know why but for some reason the dwarven monarchs in my games tend to be fish cleaners for some reason.
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Re: Funny Professions for Civ Leaders
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2012, 07:44:32 pm »
I get Multiple weaver generals
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