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[wierd]

Google translate made a flawless sentence? IN GERMAN?

It's the end I say! Repent oh ye sinners!

[TD1]

I will repent only when the Lord God himself stoops to look me in the eye and explains his absolutist morality!

So... I will never repent!

[Parsely]

Let's say you have a YouTube playlist playing in a tab and a different tab is in focus, is there a way to skip to the next video in the playlist without opening that tab, some kind of extension that gives you play controls on the video playing in that tab or something? No particular browser requirement.

[Hanslanda]

I will repent only when the Lord God himself stoops to look me in the eye and explains his absolutist morality!

So... I will never repent!

Wow you must be tall if God can never stoop for you.

[Egan_BW]

No, god is just short.

[TD1]

From our many discussions pertaining to ritualistically stabbing one another on rooftops, I know that we are both tall.

Also: God confirmed as Tyrion Lannister.

[Yoink]

Is it too early in the year to have a shower?

[Frumple]

... no, it's not. There's not exactly a start date to basic hygiene.

[Yoink]

Yeah, but, I wanna milk this "hurr durr I haven't had a shower all year" joke for as long as realistically possible.   

[Frumple]

As long as you're taking baths instead, I guess. You do you, just don't do you if it's going to end up with you smelling like my grandfather when he's being stubborn about friggin' cleaning himself.

[wierd]

As long as you're taking baths instead, I guess. You do you, just don't do you if it's going to end up with you smelling like my grandfather when he's being stubborn about friggin' cleaning himself.

[CNA mode engaged]

... Or letting other people clean him ...

[/CNA mode]

[Kagus]

...I don't think I've showered yet this year either. Didn't even think to make a joke about it.

[Yoink]

[CNA mode engaged]

... Or letting other people clean him ...

[/CNA mode]

Sorry bud, I'm not an equal opportunities employer - only female nurses need apply.

For anyone on the edge of their seats waiting for the outcome of this story: I had a shower. Yup, I went ahead and did it. At around 8-8:30 pm on the twelth of January, two-thousand and nineteen I had my first shower of the year. It was... decent.   

[Egan_BW]

I killed mine with prescription drugs and memes. The critical voices that manage to survive in that sort of headspace I give a pass, because they're probably right on some level. I'd rather be inflicted with a little doubt than with megalomania.

Oh, I think some sort of meditation would help with that as well. Clears out your browser cache so you can take it from the top. :V

[Kagus]

Basically, developing a routine of not listening to them. Or if you do listen, do so critically and with measured evaluation.

So, a lot of time and work.


Antipsychotics can also take the edge off a bit, aye! Nice for when you're trying to sleep but your head will just not leave you well enough alone...