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[TheBiggerFish]

Diameter.

Also known as circumference divided by pi.

[Yoink]

Thanks.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Does anyone know a good way to keep the (art? ink? print stuff?) on a band bracelet from rubbing off only after a couple weeks of wearing it?

[Helgoland]

Take off the bracelet. It looks dumb anyway.

[Egan_BW]

Does anyone know a good way to keep the (art? ink? print stuff?) on a band bracelet from rubbing off only after a couple weeks of wearing it?

Forge one from metal and make engravings on it.

[Yoink]

Should I change my shirt, or keep wearing the current one?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Take the shirt off. Sniff the armpits and the small of the back. Then pick up the new shirt. Now put it on.

[Yoink]

Unfortunately, I think I may have to continue wearing my current shirt after all.
I went outside whilst wearing it, and people tend to make fun of me when I make unexplained outfit changes. Also, someone commented on the shirt in question. There is no escape.

[sprinkled chariot]

Ugh. Gotta have a date in fine arts museum. I am not sure, if there is any knowledge which managed to slip away from this italian art maniac. Any tips or advices on how not to look too stupid?

My usual tactic for such situations is I know, that i know nothing card + card :can you tell me more about this? followed up with showing tiny bits I know. The contrast between two things creates impression, that I am not total idiot, who I actually am.

[Helgoland]

What sort of fine arts will you be looking at? My suggestions for a modern art museum would be radically different from those for a renaissance one.

Generally though I'd suggest getting rid of the negative attitude - art is fun interesting, really! - and going in there with a real intent to learn.

And if that doesn't work, you can always make a comment around the one-hour mark about how you'd much rather be looking at him/her than at the paintings, followed by the suggestion to take a walk outside. It'll be cheesy, and it'll give away that you're not that into the art, but it'll get the job done - and be kinda cute if you pull it off the right way.

[TD1]

*Shudder*

Modern arts.

If s/he brings you there, my suggestion is to bring a gun with you

[Calidovi]

Ugh. Gotta have a date in fine arts museum. I am not sure, if there is any knowledge which managed to slip away from this italian art maniac. Any tips or advices on how not to look too stupid?

My usual tactic for such situations is I know, that i know nothing card + card :can you tell me more about this? followed up with showing tiny bits I know. The contrast between two things creates impression, that I am not total idiot, who I actually am.

Honestly tbh fam imho, if you mumble and sputter out something about 'Jacksonian dada cubism' you're going to appear a lot more ignorant than someone who says "Damn, these squares look pretty angular. What era is this from?"

[Avis-Mergulus]

*Shudder*

Modern arts.

If s/he brings you there, my suggestion is to bring a gun with you

Ooh, but wouldn't murdering somebody in a modern art exhibition be an artistic statement in and of itself?

[TempAcc]

Considering what people consider modern and performance art these days, you might get a few rounds of applauses before someone actualy arrests you :v

[Calidovi]

Considering what people consider modern and performance art these days, you might get a few rounds of applauses before someone actualy arrests you :v

but das censorship