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[Sheb]

I never really understood where that jerk meme come from. Not really helpful for the present question.

One thing to remember though, is that what specific dolphins pod will eat, and what technique they use vary even within a specie. So some dolphins might eat a swimming mouse while some others might not, although you could probably teach any dolphin to do so.

[Rolan7]

Probably because they engage in nonconsensual sex, while having enough social constructs that they ought to know better.
Few people care that ducks do it, because their stupid birds acting on instinct.
And people just don't know about cats.  Kinda sums up cats in a nutshell... They're adorable.  Don't look too closely.

[Sheb]

How do you ascertain consent in a dolphin?

[Rolan7]

I'd rather not go into more detail here, so this is what I'm talking about:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2009/05/13/dolphins_are_violent_predators_that_kill_their_own_babies.html

[Comrade P.]

Dolphins also were spotted tearing a head off a smaller fish to masturbate with the dead body of said fish. Yes, putting it right where head used to be.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Name my new wifi, Bay12.

[Tawa]

Unassuming Van.

[Frumple]

... name it Bay12? Maybe 21yaB. I like that better.

[Graknorke]

100% Croatian Honeypot

[Rolan7]

Gladstone

[Calidovi]

Dolphins also were spotted tearing a head off a smaller fish to masturbate with the dead body of said fish. Yes, putting it right where head used to be.

just like my fanfiction

But yeah, people that don't get why dolphins disgust me so much. Their death only nears.

[My Name is Immaterial]

100% Croatian Honeypot

With the password

21yaB

Or not, since it needs to be 8 characters long. So, instead, I'll go with

Gladstone

[Yoink]

Why not name it "Yoink is amazing"?

Dolphins also were spotted tearing a head off a smaller fish to masturbate with the dead body of said fish. Yes, putting it right where head used to be.

For some reason my friends and I watched that video a while ago.
As well as a similar vid of an ape (I think?) doing unspeakable things to a green frog in a zoo, right in front of a school field trip. Oh and there was another dolphin video where it was trying to molest a female diver; I think we watched that when I mentioned how rape-y dolphins are and the others didn't believe me.

[Sheb]

How can it do that? It doesn't have hands to hold the fish in place...

[Yoink]

If I remember correctly it was sort of pinned against the floor of the tank by its tormentor's bulk.
The smirk on that dolphin's face... I can't help but imagine it was an old hand flipper at such things.