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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #75 on: July 18, 2012, 03:39:07 pm »

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))
((I came back from the dead, remember? Also, sweet, I'm the final, final boss.))
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Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #76 on: July 18, 2012, 03:39:35 pm »

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))

Naw, you were just the suicidal sidekick who gives all that he has, and then fails.

Good job!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #77 on: July 18, 2012, 03:42:17 pm »

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))

Naw, you were just the suicidal sidekick who gives all that he has, and then fails.

Good job!
((Chiao-tzu?))
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #78 on: July 18, 2012, 03:43:25 pm »

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))

Naw, you were just the suicidal sidekick who gives all that he has, and then fails.

Good job!
((Chiao-tzu?))

Yamcha.
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #79 on: July 18, 2012, 03:44:08 pm »

THROW MOON AT ZOMBIES

[1]

YOU DROP THE MOON!

IT FALLS TOWARD THE EARTH BUT MISSES!

IT DOES THAT FOREVER!

Let's see... a zombie's like a phoenix, since it died and came back to life.  Also, it's on fire.  Ergo, Phoenix!

GRIND ZOMBIE DOWN INTO PHOENIX DOWN

[5]

FLAMING ZOMBIE SMOTE!

ZOMBIE DOWN GET!

USE WD-40 ON MOON SOUL. ABSORB MOON SOUL. THEN ABSORB EARTH SOUL. THEN, ONCE AGAIN, BECOME FINAL BOSS. BWAHAHA. LET THE FLAMING ZOMBIE HOLD OFF THE HEROES, ESPECIALLY DARVI.

[5]

MOON SOUL LUBED!

NOM NOM NOM

[4]

EARTH SOUL EASY TO GET!

NOM NOM NOM

[1]

YOU TURN INTO MOON/EARTH!

MEARTH!

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!

[5]

MANY THIRSTY DORFS IN GALAXY!

MANY MANY

DESTRUCTO MOON GET!

Darvi

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2012, 03:45:41 pm »

PICK UP MOON AND THROW IT AT SPINAL_TAPER THEREFORE WINNING THIS GAME FOREVA
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2012, 03:47:49 pm »

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #82 on: July 18, 2012, 03:48:18 pm »

USE ZOMBIE DOWN ON PRINCESS SOUL
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #83 on: July 18, 2012, 03:49:04 pm »

AFTER BEING DESTROYED IN IMPURE FORM, THANK DARVI FOR UNLEASHING TRUE POWWAAAAAHHHHH,
REFORM SELF INTO MASSIVE, SCARY FORM. DO THIS WHETHER DARVI THROWS MOON OR NOT. WHEN DEFEATED, BECOME SMALLER, BUT MORE MENACING FORM.
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #84 on: July 18, 2012, 03:49:50 pm »

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Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #85 on: July 18, 2012, 03:50:31 pm »

Continue charging the ball!

CONTINUE CHARGING!!!!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #86 on: July 18, 2012, 03:51:33 pm »

WHY WONT YOU JUST STAY DOWN!
((BECAUSE I AM FINAL BOSS. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE ME GO ONE-WINGED ANGEL YET.))
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #87 on: July 18, 2012, 04:01:32 pm »

TAKE SKY WITH ME TO

[1]

YOU TRY TO GRAB SKY

YOU GRAB UV RADIATION INSTEAD

AAAHHHHH SUNBURN

PICK UP MOON AND THROW IT AT SPINAL_TAPER THEREFORE WINNING THIS GAME FOREVA

[6]

YOU THROW MOON AT MEARTH!

MEARTH EXPLODES!

MOON FLIES INTO STARS!

....SHIT THE PRINCESS(ES)!

USE ZOMBIE DOWN ON PRINCESS SOUL

[4]

MOON PRINCESS SOUL RETURNS TO MOON!

MOON NOW HAVE ZOMBIE SOUL!

AFTER BEING DESTROYED IN IMPURE FORM, THANK DARVI FOR UNLEASHING TRUE POWWAAAAAHHHHH,
REFORM SELF INTO MASSIVE, SCARY FORM. DO THIS WHETHER DARVI THROWS MOON OR NOT. WHEN DEFEATED, BECOME SMALLER, BUT MORE MENACING FORM.

[3]

YOU CRAFT NEW FORM FROM LOOSE SOULS

YOU GHOST NOW!

Continue charging the ball!

CONTINUE CHARGING!!!!

[6]

DORFS EVERYWHERE CONTRIBUTE TO BALL!

ALL UNIVERSES

ALL TIMES

REAL AND IMAGINED

BALL SIZE OF SUN NOW

BALL RIPS HOLE IN SPACE AND TIME!

THIS BAD I GUESS?

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #88 on: July 18, 2012, 04:04:44 pm »

LAUNCH THE BALL AT THE EVIL SPINAL TAPER!

This ball is the ball that shall pierce the heavens! Not even an immortal ghost can stand up against it's fury!

FOR DORF-KIIIIIIN!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #89 on: July 18, 2012, 04:10:10 pm »

LAUGH EVILY, WAIT, OH CRAP! I DIDN'T TURN INTO AN ELEGANT FORM!

ABORT ATTACK, SEND SMALLER SELF WHICH IS SOMEHOW MORE POWERFUL OUT OF THE WAY OF THE ATTACK. THEN LET ULTIMATE BATTLE BEGIN.

((Yeah, I'm running. Need to get more power and a better looking final form. It is required.))
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